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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I am very amused that his Spider-Sense is working on overtime the one time he is not in costume

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Just make your life easier and murder them, Peter.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no one is ever going to believe that a guy who didn't get hit in the head repeatedly was nsm.

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

Wow, the slur in the last panel.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:rolleyes:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Chinook posted:

Wow, the slur in the last panel.

Are you saying Petey's fighting style is extremely problematic?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Just tell them you're the Daredevil.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Samuringa posted:

I am very amused that his Spider-Sense is working on overtime the one time he is not in costume

Spider-sense is a psychic power. Problem is, Peter made his mask out of tin foil.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Given the paranoia about keeping his identity secret he's shown so far, I wouldn't be surprised

The Skeep
Sep 15, 2007

That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks
Peter you live in one of the most super hero dense cities in the world, they're not going to jump straight to Spider-Man because you can dodge.

Is spider sense even something people know about in-universe?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No. Probably. It's NSM so only if they want them to.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

The Skeep posted:

Peter you live in one of the most super hero dense cities in the world, they're not going to jump straight to Spider-Man because you can dodge.

Is spider sense even something people know about in-universe?

Well, Peter mocked Iron Fist for not knowing about it.

Maybe he'll get lucky and these ladies also need a refresher course in Spider-Man 101.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



bonk

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
This only raises more questions

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Spider-man is weak against blunt weapons.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Man, he dodged way more stuff than I thought, but I'm glad he still got bonked by... Gambit?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That trenchcoat...!
Uncle Moley is very disappointed in you, Peter

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I just noticed the mysterious second hand in panel 1 and 4.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:

Spider-man is weak against blunt weapons.

Was the guy that attacked him trying to kill him? Because he can , sort of, take more punishment due to being Spidey and all.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Peter's Spider-Sense assumed he didn't need it against someone standing in front of him, but boy was it wrong

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

NSM has been extremely consistent that spider-sense can detect anything that isn't blunt force trauma.

Also, I just saw Ant-Man and the Wasp and Jimmy Woo definitely has the competence of an NSM character. Between that, Iron Fist, and Banner not being able to Hulk out in Infinity War, NSM is bleeding into the MCU.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Thonngg

"Red Sonja wannabes?" Seems like you could come up with a more relevant comparison, Pete.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

davidspackage posted:

Thonngg

"Red Sonja wannabes?" Seems like you could come up with a more relevant comparison, Pete.

Spider-Man has some experience with her.

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

Synthbuttrange posted:

I just noticed the mysterious second hand in panel 1 and 4.

In panel one it's just miscolored. You can see the elbow where the background turns black.

Panel 4 though it's just completely gone.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

So these 3 women are at the dojo,a reporter comes in asking questions, so they tell him to meet them later on at another location where they plan to kill him.

Instead of just, you know, killing him there at the dojo.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



head58 posted:

So these 3 women are at the dojo,a reporter comes in asking questions, so they tell him to meet them later on at another location where they plan to kill him.

Instead of just, you know, killing him there at the dojo.

Do you know how hard it is to get blood of out the mats in a dojo?

Better to murder him in an alley where there might be witnesses or escape routes.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Man, he dodged way more stuff than I thought, but I'm glad he still got bonked by... Gambit?

Check the SFX. Pete just got his rear end knocked out by Sisqó.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Man, he dodged way more stuff than I thought, but I'm glad he still got bonked by... Gambit?
Too yellow, I think it's Jubilee.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

That trenchcoat...!
Uncle Moley is very disappointed in you, Peter

Finally a true hero arrives!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"How'd you get out of that jam, Spidey?"
"Well I knew I couldn't blow my identity so I let the giant bell clapper hit me so I could play possum."
"But why wouldn't they have stabbed you while you were on the ground?"
"..."

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Is that Dr Bong? Maybe the writer god bored an decided to go with a Howard the Duck crossover.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

head58 posted:

So these 3 women are at the dojo,a reporter comes in asking questions, so they tell him to meet them later on at another location where they plan to kill him.

Instead of just, you know, killing him there at the dojo.

it's not their dojo. if one random dimwit can wander in, who is to say others might too?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's not their dojo. if one random dimwit can wander in, who is to say others might too?

If you walk in a Dojo and there's no one to defend it, it's yours, thems the rules.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Huh. Okay I can live with this

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh, Peter had to stop for him, it's the Claw.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Wasn't he wearing a cape in the last strip?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic



The magical disappearing trenchcoat/cape!
e;fb, but I have pictures

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ZeroCount posted:

Wasn't he wearing a cape in the last strip?

Weekday Artist: gently caress you, weekend artist t:mad:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

YellowGolden Claw's signature weapon, a giant loving mace.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Nossir, that there's a giant-rear end tire air pressure gauge.

Why? gently caress if I know.

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