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*gut punches a middle-aged woman* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY *kicks her in the ribs* WE HAVE RULES
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https://twitter.com/J_Ishiro/status/1018940636588699648
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Jul 27, 2018 03:41
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hahahahahahahahaha Imagine being proud of this
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Jul 27, 2018 04:01
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"I recognised you from your tweet" is a thing I hope no one ever says to me.
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Jul 27, 2018 08:25
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I mean with tweets like yours, I understand.
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Jul 27, 2018 08:40
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That's the guy with the big boobed Nazi wife right
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Zelder posted:That's the guy with the big boobed Nazi wife right Yeah.
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Jul 28, 2018 06:34
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Zelder posted:That's the guy with the big boobed Nazi wife right This is the actual conversation that takes place on the off-chance he's recognized.
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Jul 28, 2018 06:37
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https://twitter.com/amandadeibert/status/1022983192972648448
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Jul 28, 2018 11:04
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Kids say random poo poo like that all the time.
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Jul 28, 2018 20:42
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Yes, that's also how a lot of newer picture books sound.
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Pasting some text from Facebook: There’s this 24-hour sandwich kiosk near my job run by a Muslim guy and during prayers, the Central American dude working at the pretzel cart next to him will step in and take over for a bit to help him out. When the pretzel guy can’t, regular customers respectfully wait in line until they can be attended. This morning some tourists wearing fanny packs and crucifixes were bitching about having to wait three minutes (he was almost done) and a freaking nun in the queue turned around and said “my brother is praying, show some respect” and before the mouthiest of the tourists could respond, this ENORMOUS Armenian construction worker who is the absolute nicest man and says good morning to everyone every single day turns around and says “Are you gonna fuckin’ argue with a fuckin’ nun? gently caress outta here! Yo, Sister, ‘scuse my language, but Christ. Oh poo poo, I didn’t mean that. I’ll stop tawkin’ now.” AND the Sister gave him a very sly fist bump and now I have coffee in my nasal passages. I. Seriously. Love. This. City. Sometimes.
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that's amazing
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Aug 2, 2018 00:05
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*Dustin Hoffman voice* Hey, I'm prayin' heah!
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You want spidah man you gotta come through us!
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That doesn't really tick the usual STDH boxes. It's a drat good story, though.
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its not. it hits like almost every 'stdh' bingo square
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what've we got here? -insane WASPs (with stereotypical fanny packs and crucifixes so we know they're catholics who hate muslims) complaining about 'them forners' -radical nun whos actually hella cool with the religion thats nearly an antithesis of her own -enormous construction worker, specifically mentioned because USUALLY both of those traits mean you're mean and racist, but this one was actually super cool -nun doin badass poo poo like fist bumpin a dude. ever see a nun do that? bet u haven't. woah!!! (this is basically the same cliche as the 'swearing grandmother') -happy moral tale that lets the teller live vicariously through X (in this case their city) even though they didnt do anything
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drygear posted:Pasting some text from Facebook: And that nun... was Albert Einstein.
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The big tell is the construction worker's dialogue and dialect, and how he shares a fist bump with the nun. The nun is a variant on the hip/wacky grandma. The construction worker fills the same role that biker dudes tend to. The detail of the tourists all wearing fanny packs and crucifixes feels like something from a NAR story. Edit: I see your friend a dog said this better Also I like how the Muslim guy they're defending doesn't have any agency and doesn't even get to say a single thing. drygear has a new favorite as of 02:18 on Aug 2, 2018 |
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your friend a dog posted:-radical nun whos actually hella cool with the religion thats nearly an antithesis of her own I'm gonna have to disagree that two monotheistic religions that identify Abraham as a patriarch and started in the Middle East are antithetical. More to the point, a lot of religious people are quite tolerant of other religions, especially if they're locally minorities (not sure where this is supposed to be, but there are a lot of places where Catholics are minorities).
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Jurgan posted:I'm gonna have to disagree that two monotheistic religions that identify Abraham as a patriarch and started in the Middle East are antithetical. More to the point, a lot of religious people are quite tolerant of other religions, especially if they're locally minorities (not sure where this is supposed to be, but there are a lot of places where Catholics are minorities). nuns are usually pretty hardline christians in my experience. and christians and muslims do not get along at all from a religious stand point. one might object to someone harassing a muslim, but they'd never call one doing their prayers their 'brother'
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your friend a dog posted:-insane WASPs (with stereotypical fanny packs and crucifixes so we know they're catholics 
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Aug 2, 2018 05:12
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Crucifixes are a Catholic thing, Protestants generally use plain crosses.
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Pththya-lyi posted:Crucifixes are a Catholic thing, Protestants generally use plain crosses. What's the fanny pack for, extra communion bread?
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Aug 2, 2018 05:18
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My favorites is people who wear the rosary beads as a fashion piece, but swear up and down they're not wrong in doing so. Yes. Yes you are.
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Tochiazuma posted:What's the fanny pack for, extra communion bread? I think it's to show they're tacky white people
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Tochiazuma posted:What's the fanny pack for, extra communion bread? It’s to carry stuff
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Aug 2, 2018 05:23
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Pththya-lyi posted:Crucifixes are a Catholic thing, Protestants generally use plain crosses. Anglicans wear them too. But my point was more that White Anglo-Saxon Protestants aren't usually Catholic.
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Aug 2, 2018 05:26
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They were WASP stereotypes as envisioned by someone who doesn't know much about religion.
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Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:They were WASP stereotypes as envisioned by someone who doesn't know much about religion. I think that's it 
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CordlessPen posted:Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. ABCD Mudcrabs? MNO Mudcrabs. SARSARCDBDI's!
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Aug 2, 2018 11:37
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For me it's the Talking. Like. This. gently caress. That. poo poo. Same when people use the clapping emoji between words. No one is going to be chanting your bullshit.
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Aug 2, 2018 12:36
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I loving hate the clapping emoji. It's mostly used in a context of "I'm sharing my lovely opinion but I'm clapping so now you can't argue with me!!!" Minorities 👏 don't 👏 deserve 👏 rights 👏 !!!!!!!
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https://awm.com/teacher-was-tired-h..._source=americaquote:Leland shared his story on Facebook when he returned home, writing: “I was feeling pretty jaded this morning as two different sets of parents at Walmart stopped me in the school supplies aisle to complain about how much they had to get their kids this year. ‘This is just ridiculous. I don’t know how these teachers think we are supposed to get all this stuff.’” 
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I like how that one is written in the third person omniscient as if it's more valid and true because it sounds like a news story
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RoboRodent posted:I loving hate the clapping emoji. It's mostly used in a context of "I'm sharing my lovely opinion but I'm clapping so now you can't argue with me!!!" Post this on Twitter as 2 separate tweets
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RoboRodent posted:I loving hate the clapping emoji. It's mostly used in a context of "I'm sharing my lovely opinion but I'm clapping so now you can't argue with me!!!" Hmmmm, normally I wouldn't agree but your presentation is very compelling
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Eh, I've bought school supplies for people on occasion. gently caress posting your poo poo like that on social media though. do good things to do good things, not get your dick virtually sucked.
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