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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Sore Loserman 2000

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

GalacticAcid posted:

This poo poo is still jaw dropping. It’s also why “scandal-free” obama can come off well, since he didn’t fly on an actual pedophile jet for billionaire rapists. lmao. That’s the best we can do as the seat of global empire

we just havent seen any evidence for it yet, dont rule it out

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Glambags posted:

Sore Loserman 2000

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2006/8/10/235529/-

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

zegermans posted:

that was MOM, on who Carcetti was based

I'm aware of this, I was just referring to Obama being a minority reformist candidate that sold out the second he attained power.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

the woman who nerese campbell is based on was a huge fan of the show up until they started portraying her as a venal shithead

also she eventually had to resign as mayor when she was convicted of stealing gift cards from charity

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

StashAugustine posted:

the woman who nerese campbell is based on was a huge fan of the show up until they started portraying her as a venal shithead

also she eventually had to resign as mayor when she was convicted of stealing gift cards from charity

art imitates life imitates art imita

nicolas cage in adaptation voice]: the succroubourous. it's called, "succroubourous"

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

Metal Cat has issued a correction as of 03:03 on Oct 24, 2021

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6jq5n_llPk&t=8s

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
lol, that made me think of my favorite McCain moment

https://youtu.be/K33PcJnDpOE

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXE6tmVcfgU

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Noone gives a poo poo whenever rich assholes steal poor people‘s money but the second Bernie Madoff started scamming fellow rich assholes he got 150 years in the slammer and the judges confiscated every penny he and his family ever had, lol

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qH8S9bu6g4

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Why is it always Evangelion in fake anime opening? We need more Jojo Bernie.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/1023272064298504192

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
there is a set of papers written by some of the pro-constitution people in the US hundreds of years ago describing why the US Constitution makes sense and why the checks and balances will work. The reasons they give made sense at the time but are total nonsense in 2018, it's stuff like geographic distance making it impossible for factions to plot effectively at a federal level, I mean lol holy poo poo no wonder the US is such a failed state now

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

- Sam Wang or whoever that guy from Princeton predicting with 99% certainty a Hillary win (and if wrong he promised to eat a bug. He later changed his Twitter pic to a beetle)

- Chris Christie demolishing Rubio during one of the GOP debates

- Supreme Court upholding Obamacare and legalizing gay marriage on same day. The White House was lit up with rainbow colors that night. I assume the right had a mental breakdown that summer.

- One of my earliest politics memories was during the Bush/Gore election clusterfuck. A protester held a sign saying "how the Gorench stole the election"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mokelumne Trekka posted:


- One of my earliest politics memories was during the Bush/Gore election clusterfuck. A protester held a sign saying "how the Gorench stole the election"

That image of people protesting having a recount and they're literally all, every one, on the GOP payroll

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
The box under W's suit coat during that debate with Kerry

DXH
Dec 8, 2003

Ne Cede Malis
almost 100 pages and no one has posted this gem yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUYhyoWz8

bill running after hillary's car with a bag lunch in hand still makes me lol

SgtSanity
Apr 25, 2005
Excuse me

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

thought this was a mike myers skit for a second

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


DXH posted:

almost 100 pages and no one has posted this gem yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUYhyoWz8

bill running after hillary's car with a bag lunch in hand still makes me lol

"no mister podesta is not here now, would you like his voicemail?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus posted:

"no mister podesta is not here now, would you like his voicemail?

"tell him his extra large CHEESE PIZZAS are ready at the USUAL LOCATION"

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggwo_31LFfo

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Nappy -headed hoes

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

- Chris Christie demolishing Rubio during one of the GOP debates
The 2015 onwards Chris Christie story arc is one of my favorites.

That GOP building that got firebombed and the Dems fundraising to help build it again.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Nappy -headed hoes

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Nappy -headed hoes

macaca

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Nappy -headed hoes

takin me back

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
lol what on earth

where does the condom pizza thing even come from is that an actual legend of some kind

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
When my dad came to America he looked at an apple and said "pomme!" I had no idea what the gently caress he was saying because he was some dumbass who didn't even know what an apple was!

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

GOP candidates making last ditch efforts to save their campaigns:

- Ted Cruz / Carly Fiorina 2016. The campaign ended shortly after Fiorina fell off a stage.

- I remember Newt Gingrich promising impossibly cheap gas prices if he became president (2012?)

- Jeb Bush revamping his appearance by no longer wearing glasses. This was maybe a week or less before the campaign terminated. Trump even called him out for it in a tweet, saying something like "Jeb thinks it makes him look cool, but it's too late - record low numbers!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Nappy -headed hoes

got fired and then rehired instantly

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

- Jeb Bush revamping his appearance by no longer wearing glasses. This was maybe a week or less before the campaign terminated. Trump even called him out for it in a tweet, saying something like "Jeb thinks it makes him look cool, but it's too late - record low numbers!"

Are you sure you don't have that backwards? Rick Perry started wearing glasses to make himself look smart. Trump made fun of him for it.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

GalacticAcid posted:

lol what on earth

where does the condom pizza thing even come from is that an actual legend of some kind

The Apple thing is believable because they mostly only grow in countries that participated in the loving embargo.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Trump is really good at noticing people's insecurities - it's a weird gift

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a BIG FAT MESS

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

logikv9 posted:

got fired and then rehired instantly

i can still hear Imus' stupid marbly mouthed voice when I read that line, just this entrenched monolithic fossil sitting in the same chair he's been in for 50 years feelin' himself as he tries some AAVE out on broadcast radio. WHOOPS.

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