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That's...brilliant.
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Jul 29, 2018 13:09
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Mix a bit of cornstarch with water and smear it around the entrance then let it dry. (but actually they'd just cut it apart)
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Jul 29, 2018 13:12
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A cop will be wearing gloves. He/she won't give a poo poo if they think there's drugs in there. They're gonna go searching.
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Jul 29, 2018 13:13
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Protip: be white, never get bothered by the cops again! (I can confirm this works)
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Jul 29, 2018 13:22
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The cop will just shoot your brains out and then use your shirt as gloves to search the pocket pussy
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Jul 29, 2018 13:26
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also Tom Selleck was offered the role of Indiana Jones before it went to Harrison Ford so he nearly got to play the inspiration for both of the Rescue Ranger chipmunks. I had read that he was offered the role just about the time that Magnum PI had started shooting and if he had taken Raiders the whole production crew would have sort of been left jobless, so he felt the right thing to do would be to stay with Magnum. That was a really noble thing to do, and I think in the end the better option for Selleck.
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Jul 29, 2018 13:26
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I watch a lot of Live_PD and they were talking about this a short time ago. There have been a LOT of traffic stops where people had sex toys and for a long time none of the cops searched them. Then one deputy DID take one apart and found some dope. The guys in the control room were shocked to make that connection and then realized WHY all those people had dildos and pocket pussies. So I'm guessing the word is getting out. But yeah, there are a lot of cops that didn't want to touch them, even with gloves.
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The Lone Badger posted:Mix a bit of cornstarch with water and smear it around the entrance then let it dry.  That was almost an awesome post/avatar combo but things didn't quite synch up
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Jul 29, 2018 13:26
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"Mix a bit of cornstarch with water and smear it around the entrance then let it dry."
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Jul 29, 2018 13:35
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Jul 29, 2018 13:36
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Zipperelli. posted:"Mix a bit of cornstarch with water and smear it around the entrance then let it dry." I feel like your av should make it funny that you're being snobby about people's knowledge of cummy fake orifices. But instead I get the sense that you really know what you're talking about. It's like, yeah, Zipperelli knows more about this subject than we do, and we should listen to him.
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Jul 29, 2018 13:40
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Asimo posted:He's a famous old school comic book artist. Did a lot of the art for early Nick Fury and such in the 60s. 
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Jul 29, 2018 14:12
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What the gently caress is this bullshit about trying to hide drugs anywhere other than in your face.
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Jul 29, 2018 14:14
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jobson groeth posted:What the gently caress is this bullshit about trying to hide drugs anywhere other than in your face. Some of us have a LOT of drugs and we're not chipmunks https://i.imgur.com/DtpUqPa.gifv Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 14:22 on Jul 29, 2018 |
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Jul 29, 2018 14:17
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Buy drugs in smaller amounts.
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Jul 29, 2018 15:32
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Jul 29, 2018 15:59
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But then you don't get as much street cred/jail time dummy.
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Jul 29, 2018 16:01
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Eat more drugs. The only drug problem is not having a big enough mouth to put drugs in. 
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Jul 29, 2018 16:08
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Buying in bulk saves trips as well as money. Buying an ounce of cocaine is the same as buying that giant tub of ice cream from Costco.
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Jul 29, 2018 16:10
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Solice Kirsk posted:Buying in bulk saves trips as well as money. Buying an ounce of cocaine is the same as buying that giant tub of ice cream from Costco. Wait I can just buy ice-cream to get the cocaine goodness I crave?
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Jul 29, 2018 16:15
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I suggest people check out PeanutFiends.com
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Jul 29, 2018 16:18
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https://i.imgur.com/u7ULTaT.mp4
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Jul 29, 2018 16:27
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Picnic Princess posted:I suggest people check out PeanutFiends.com This is a very good suggestion.
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Jul 29, 2018 16:47
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I love you. Well not really but I like this post. That's basically the same thing.
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Jul 29, 2018 17:00
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New Sandman movie is looking good.
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Jul 29, 2018 17:12
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Flyinglemur posted:I watch a lot of Live_PD and they were talking about this a short time ago. There have been a LOT of traffic stops where people had sex toys and for a long time none of the cops searched them. Then one deputy DID take one apart and found some dope. The guys in the control room were shocked to make that connection and then realized WHY all those people had dildos and pocket pussies. So I'm guessing the word is getting out. I once had a car with a busted out sunroof. I ended up having to park under a tree most of the time, and no one ever rode in the backseat so I just let the leaves drift back there, and eventually they started to mulch. One night, I was out driving backroads of Texas between Austin and the shithole town I was living in, and got pulled over. Cop told me he was going to search my car, took me over to sit in the back of his car while he did it. I watch him search the poo poo out of the front seat, then push the seat forward to get to the back seat and just stop. He sat there staring for like 5 minutes, come over to me, told me my car was disgusting and he refused to search any more of it. I was free to go. I had a QP of weed in the trunk.
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Jul 29, 2018 19:40
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What if you have like, 50 empty small boxes labeled "NOT DRUGS" How many would they search before they get pissed off and stop searching? [edit] What if you have heart problems and need to have your medicine on you at all times and keep it in a box on the dash labeled "DRUGS" ??
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Ak Gara posted:What if you have like, 50 empty small boxes labeled "NOT DRUGS" that's why medicine bottles have prescription details, including your name, on them. ive know people who got arrested for having a bottle with the label peeled and filled with aspirin
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Jul 29, 2018 20:13
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So those madmen have finally come up with a way you can drink it now instead of just having to eat it.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:42
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Zil posted:So those madmen have finally come up with a way you can drink it now instead of just having to eat it. Feltching ain't nothing new.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:49
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https://twitter.com/ka92/status/1023598005373595648
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Jul 29, 2018 21:15
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I can hear the music and I start to scream but it's just the song
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Jul 29, 2018 22:41
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Zipperelli. posted:A cop will be wearing gloves. He/she won't give a poo poo if they think there's drugs in there. They're gonna go searching. A cop recently stuck his hand up a man's rear end purely as punishment lmao I don't think they care
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Jul 29, 2018 22:54
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Trade less cryptocurrency
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