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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Push El Burrito posted:

I figured Arn was John. No nonsense brawling.

John was an Architect and a soldier, so I put him a bit closer to Tully.


Hal is Mongo

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
in that he is merely pawn in game of life

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

I figured Arn was John. No nonsense brawling.

:hai:

He was also not so secretly the coolest and the best. So definitely Arn.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Jerusalem posted:

:hai:

He was also not so secretly the coolest and the best. So definitely Arn.

Yeah. John's the no-nonsense hardass, so he's Arn. I guess Flair's tough because Kyle gets the ladies but Guy's got the swagger. I think I'd have to give it to Guy. He's Flair. Salaak is Mike Tenay.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rhyno posted:

Guy would yell out WOOOOOOOOOOOO for no drat reason.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Hal would be Ole Anderson

because he's racist

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


MasterBuilder
Sep 30, 2008
Oven Wrangler
In other news, injustice writers making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
LoL, sixty-nine.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MasterBuilder posted:

In other news, injustice writers making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.


I bought the first three Injustice Years 1-3 complete, is Injustice 2 a separate comic series or is it a continuation?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Taintrunner posted:

I bought the first three Injustice Years 1-3 complete, is Injustice 2 a separate comic series or is it a continuation?

It's a contiuation setting up the plot for Injustice 2 the game

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




MasterBuilder posted:

In other news, injustice writers making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.


Did they invite a random hobo to their marriage?

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

MasterBuilder posted:

In other news, injustice writers making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.


Mockery? This is truer love than BatCat.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Alhazred posted:

Did they invite a random hobo to their marriage?

That's Captain Boomerang

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Phy posted:

That's Captain Boomerang

So, yes, they did.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I really wish Nextwave kept going.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Tin Can Hit Man posted:

This is truer love than BatCat.

Too soon. :(

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

10 Beers posted:

Too soon. :(

If Batwoman can't marry, no one does! :colbert:

Except the freaks. They can marry just fine, cuz it's not gay.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

10 Beers posted:

Too soon. :(

Oh for gently caress's sake DC.... Jesus goddamn Christ. :mad:

Edit: Here's Batman fighting a rhino because sure okay:

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jul 30, 2018

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Tin Can Hit Man posted:

If Batwoman can't marry, no one does! :colbert:


Batman will never die alone!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

10 Beers posted:

Too soon. :(

Did something newsish happen? Batman and Catwoman were going to get married, right?

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

prefect posted:

Did something newsish happen? Batman and Catwoman were going to get married, right?

They did. in my mind :sigh:

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

prefect posted:

Did something newsish happen? Batman and Catwoman were going to get married, right?

poo poo, my bad. I figured everyone had read #50 by now.

What happens is Bane has Catwoman's friend put doubts in her mind and says that by making Bruce Wayne happy she effectively kills Batman, so Selena leaves Bruce.

I really liked the variety of art in that book, though.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

10 Beers posted:

poo poo, my bad. I figured everyone had read #50 by now.

You have nothing to apologize for; I basically don't read comics these days, so I only know what people have said in here. :)

Thanks for the information, though; was wondering. :tipshat:

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


10 Beers posted:

poo poo, my bad. I figured everyone had read #50 by now.

What happens is Bane has Catwoman's friend put doubts in her mind and says that by making Bruce Wayne happy she effectively kills Batman, so Selena leaves Bruce.

I really liked the variety of art in that book, though.

Even knowing they were never actually going to let Batman be happy, that's kind of a letdown. :saddowns:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Yeah I haven't read a comic in a few months and it looks like I'm going to be continuing this streak for the foreseeable future

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Like someone mentioned Batman has adoptive children and literal children and like two father figures but a normal wife is just TOO MUCH

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Calaveron posted:

Like someone mentioned Batman has adoptive children and literal children and like two father figures but a normal wife is just TOO MUCH

No one can identify with marriage.


NO ONE.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Jerusalem posted:

Oh for gently caress's sake DC.... Jesus goddamn Christ. :mad:

Edit: Here's Batman fighting a rhino because sure okay:



The only way you could knock a rhino out with a club to the head is if the spot you hit was it's eyesocket. And even then you probably just stunned it. The entire point of the horn is to gore stuff. Or possibly stack fruit.

Was it just them not being able or allowed to draw a rhino getting hit on the head?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

evilmiera posted:

The only way you could knock a rhino out with a club to the head is if the spot you hit was it's eyesocket. And even then you probably just stunned it. The entire point of the horn is to gore stuff. Or possibly stack fruit.

Was it just them not being able or allowed to draw a rhino getting hit on the head?

Nah. Animal abuse is totally okay with the Comics Code Authority. It's probably just that the writer wanted to show Batman being clever by knowing a trick to stop a charging rhino (other than the obvious, of course).

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Selachian posted:

Nah. Animal abuse is totally okay with the Comics Code Authority. It's probably just that the writer wanted to show Batman being clever by knowing a trick to stop a charging rhino (other than the obvious, of course).

That rhinos will stop charging to go stomp out a fire?

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Zaodai posted:

That rhinos will stop charging to go stomp out a fire?

I heard that from Stone Philips.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Calaveron posted:

Like someone mentioned Batman has adoptive children and literal children and like two father figures but a normal wife is just TOO MUCH

If i cant have a healthy marriage then neither should batman :colbert:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Zaodai posted:

That rhinos will stop charging to go stomp out a fire?

You take away their credit cards.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


purple death ray posted:

You take away their credit cards.

I dunno, a rhino seems like a pretty bad target for a mugging. It'd have a higher than average chance of getting gored. :thunk:

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

10 Beers posted:

poo poo, my bad. I figured everyone had read #50 by now.

:what:

I guess it's better than "Sell me your marriage and I'll bring your aunt back to life," but that's still pretty friggin' lame.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Zaodai posted:

I dunno, a rhino seems like a pretty bad target for a mugging. It'd have a higher than average chance of getting gored. :thunk:

Maybe the rhino is constantly robbing banks cuz he has no pockets to hold a wallet

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

site posted:

Maybe the rhino is constantly robbing banks cuz he has no pockets to hold a wallet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02S6ucfp1sU

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site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
The most unrealistic part of that scene is the nypd not trying shooting a civilian

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