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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Edgar posted:

But with my BS in computer science and software engineering and 4 years experience, I hope to make at least 50k and have PTO benefits so I can take a non-weekend vacation for the first time.

A BS in CS and 4 years experience should get you at least six figgies buddy, aim higher

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Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Spatial posted:

It is though. There are no other first world countries with no paid paternity leave, or no legally required holidays etc.

You guys are getting hosed and told it's normal and happening everywhere. It isn't.

It's really not. Europe will be fine as long as capitalism can exploit the third world. The US is just a really wealthy third world country but if we ever become a social democracy or economically collapse instead of destroying capitalism world wide you're going to be seeing the same creeping self immolation the US experiences.

Capitalism requires infinite growth and if the fattest cow dies from its bloated parasite it won't just shrug and call it quits.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

spacetoaster posted:

I've got a house, and bank account, in europe just in case.

But honestly life in merica is pretty sweet if you've got money.

lol the elusive europrepper

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

dee eight posted:

The day I am eligible for medicare is the day I retire. I'll take my diminished social security (because I didn't work for another year and 2 months). I'll live for another 5 or 10 years in relative poverty and leave nothing for my heirs except an old beater truck and decades of hoarded stuff to deal with.

e: this will mean one more job opening for meh wages and so-so bennies. get your resumes ready kids.

When I was working construction, the union retirement was "30 years or age 55" for qualifying for full retirement. I told my mom I was gonna retire at 55 from that and she goes "you can't retire at 55! You won't be eligible for social security!" And I was like "lol that won't even exist when I'm retirement age"

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

I live in Sweden and I've never had a single day of paid vacation. A lot of people are stuck in the temporary / part-time employment hell and don't qualify, and have no vacations or a liveable retirement to look forward to. Not saying that Sweden isn't a socialist heaven compared to the US, but we're slowly but surely getting screwed by capitalism as well. It's just that the middle-class is coddled so of course they don't give a poo poo.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


spacetoaster posted:

I've got a house, and bank account, in europe just in case.

But honestly life in merica is pretty sweet if you've got money.

lmao once things get bad for the rich in America they'll be bad world wide dummy.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

spacetoaster posted:

I've got a house, and bank account, in europe just in case.

But honestly life in merica is pretty sweet if you've got money.

You're getting expropriated when we go full communist. Or fascist

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Edgar posted:

I think it is something called FTE (full time equivalent). I've been updating my resume and will be applying elsewhere, this is my first tech job (13 years industrial sandblasting/painting before this)

But with my BS in computer science and software engineering and 4 years experience, I hope to make at least 50k and have PTO benefits so I can take a non-weekend vacation for the first time.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you could be making 150k on the coasts depending on your specialty my friend

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


So I just calculated it all out and my American job gives me:

20 days vacation, soon to rise to 30
15 days sick
You can use sick for vacation if you've run out

There is a culture of guilt surrounding using your leave BUT I'm firmly in the camp of "not my loving problem". If they want to understaff us then they can deal with the consequences.

I can't ever get fired unless I assault someone but I also make next to nothing, money wise.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

ate all the Oreos posted:

A BS in CS and 4 years experience should get you at least six figgies buddy, aim higher

If this is his first tech job, he doesn't actually have 4 years experience. But an entry level engineer gig at a good place can get you close to 100k already, so aim high.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I used to work for some rear end in a top hat who forbid family emergency time during half the year. Same employer also fired several employees for being late to work on a day where there was a foot of snow coming down in the morning. Also turned down someone's PTO request to go to a funeral because "great uncle wasn't a blood relative"

He ultimately lost half the business in a divorce because while he was setting up a design shop in Manila so he could fire all the American graphic designers, he was two-timing.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

You're getting expropriated when we go full communist. Or fascist

Hmmmmm. Will there still be a job for guys with guns?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

DisgracelandUSA posted:

If this is his first tech job, he doesn't actually have 4 years experience. But an entry level engineer gig at a good place can get you close to 100k already, so aim high.

It is my first tech job, been there for 4 years :shrug:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

DisgracelandUSA posted:

If this is his first tech job, he doesn't actually have 4 years experience. But an entry level engineer gig at a good place can get you close to 100k already, so aim high.

He said he did sandblasting or something for 12 years, then got a BS in CS, then 4 years experience. Dude should be getting at least 100k

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Edgar posted:

It is my first tech job, been there for 4 years :shrug:

For comparison I dropped out of college half way through a CS degree, worked a poo poo job programming for 4 years for like $45k max, then left to take my current job as a senior developer where I make big buxx, live within walking distance to work, get full benefits and time off, nice working conditions with understanding, compassionate management and even have people working under me. You'll do fine, good luck :shobon:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

ate all the Oreos posted:

For comparison I dropped out of college half way through a CS degree, worked a poo poo job programming for 4 years for like $45k max, then left to take my current job as a senior developer where I make big buxx, live within walking distance to work, get full benefits and time off, nice working conditions with understanding, compassionate management and even have people working under me. You'll do fine, good luck :shobon:

Thanks!

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


ate all the Oreos posted:

For comparison I dropped out of college half way through a CS degree, worked a poo poo job programming for 4 years for like $45k max, then left to take my current job as a senior developer where I make big buxx, live within walking distance to work, get full benefits and time off, nice working conditions with understanding, compassionate management and even have people working under me. You'll do fine, good luck :shobon:

My dumbass learned how to program on youtube and I make the big computer buxx too with less experience than him. I know some other people with less experience than him with triple his income probably doing the same work as him, and they're dumbasses too. He's getting majorly ripped off by his employer. The good thing is this can be instantly rectified with a new job!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


PokeJoe posted:

My dumbass learned how to program on youtube and I make the big computer buxx too with less experience than him. I know some other people with less experience than him with triple his income probably doing the same work as him, and they're dumbasses too. He's getting majorly ripped off by his employer. The good thing is this can be instantly rectified with a new job!

See, I should do something about my current situation. I'm extremely secure but my pay is pretty bad.

I'm 31 and the thought of restarting my career is daunting but what the hell do I have to lose?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Inzombiac posted:

See, I should do something about my current situation. I'm extremely secure but my pay is pretty bad.

I'm 31 and the thought of restarting my career is daunting but what the hell do I have to lose?

Do it. Do you want to be 41 and making this same post? Realistically it took me about 2 to 3 years to switch careers while I was learning.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

spacetoaster posted:

Hmmmmm. Will there still be a job for guys with guns?

Lol if you think foreigners will be allowed guns

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

My friend's psychologist worked as a mechanic for like 20 years before he decided he hated it and went back to school and got a PhD at like 45. It's never too late to improve your life

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Spatial posted:

It is though. There are no other first world countries with no paid paternity leave, or no legally required holidays etc.

You guys are getting hosed and told it's normal and happening everywhere. It isn't.

You know once upon a time there were strong labor unions in the US, and the rich were heavily taxed, and the government actually created programs to help the average person. But then the right kept screeching about minorities and used that to get into power and undo all the gains that working people made.

Good thing there's nothing like that going on in those enlightened European countries, right?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Lol if you think foreigners will be allowed guns

Smart.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

is pepsi ok posted:

You know once upon a time there were strong labor unions in the US, and the rich were heavily taxed, and the government actually created programs to help the average person. But then the right kept screeching about minorities and used that to get into power and undo all the gains that working people made.

Good thing there's nothing like that going on in those enlightened European countries, right?

thanks for single handedly creating the refugee crisis in europe, america

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

is pepsi ok posted:

You know once upon a time there were strong labor unions in the US, and the rich were heavily taxed, and the government actually created programs to help the average person.*

* only the white ones

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I've never met a nice South African

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

Harald posted:

I've never met a nice South African

Well that's not bloody surprising

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Fun Fact: US test scores are actually right up there with Europe's on everything... if you exclude poor majority-black areas like inner cities. Turns out we just really suck at funding and educating minorities, which is a problem that I'm sure Europe definitely won't have too as their demographics change, no sir

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Fun fact, Europe is cursed to go to war forever so we'll soon start some huge war that'll wipeout two thirds of the population. Then we get to start over

Russia will probably invade Finland or something and then some clown will set off a nuke or whatever

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Zzulu posted:

Fun fact, Europe is cursed to go to war forever so we'll soon start some huge war that'll wipeout two thirds of the population. Then we get to start over

Russia will probably invade Finland or something and then some clown will set off a nuke or whatever

it'll be an "annexation" after pro-Russian groups hold independence referendums

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

PokeJoe posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you could be making 150k on the coasts depending on your specialty my friend

I guess it depends on where it is specifically too though. I got an email about a biostat job paying 160K, but it was in SF.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

is pepsi ok posted:

You know once upon a time there were strong labor unions in the US, and the rich were heavily taxed, and the government actually created programs to help the average person. But then the right kept screeching about minorities and used that to get into power and undo all the gains that working people made.

Good thing there's nothing like that going on in those enlightened European countries, right?
I know about all that. This isn't a pissing contest, I'm saying you guys deserve better. :shrug:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


PokeJoe posted:

Do it. Do you want to be 41 and making this same post? Realistically it took me about 2 to 3 years to switch careers while I was learning.

I wouldn't even know where to start and what's valuable these days.

Last time I did any coding was in C but that was 15 years ago and I don't remember any of it.
I could hack some VB, maybe haha.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Inzombiac posted:

I wouldn't even know where to start and what's valuable these days.

Last time I did any coding was in C but that was 15 years ago and I don't remember any of it.
I could hack some VB, maybe haha.

Eh, if you did it once it'll come back. C is still around and Java traces back to C so going from that to Java won't be too hard. Same with C#; it's just all C in the end.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Hi, I'm here to over-analyze this stupid poster

Ok so...365 days a year, 52 weeks, 2 days off per week, so 365-104=261, so far so good

"16 hours away from work each day" I think this is the first mistake, since when people say 8 hour work day they mean 8 hours of work, not 8 hours at work, a 9-5 job means 9 hours at work, with 1 hour I guess at lunch/breaks. So its actually more like 15 hours away each day not counting commute so

Poster: "used up 170 days, leaving 91 available" 261days * 16hours = 4176hours /24hours = 174 days = 87 days "left"
-the poster hosed its own math up right here

I think this is the part where it really breaks down, because it started off talking about work days, not hours worked, and now its talking about pure work hours. Also lol at it getting its own stupid math wrong.

"You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, that accounts for 23 days each year" the last part messed this all up so much its kind of pointless, because 1. those breaks are already taken out of the work day, and 2. this is no longer talking about work DAYS its been converted into hours but I'll play along

Poster: 30mins * 87days = 43.5hrs = 1.8125days???
-Well they're obviously using their own math not mine so it should be 30mins * 91days=45.5hrs =1.89days
-Oh maybe they're going back to the 261? 30mins*261days= 130.5hrs = 5.4375days???
--Ok last try, maybe they're accidentally including lunch here too, so lets go with the 261 thing again. 90mins*261days=391.5hrs =16.3125days
---I give up, I have no idea how they got 23 days. I'm going with the middle one because it makes the most logical sense in this logic-free shitshow so 87-5.43 = 81.56 days "left"

"with a one hour lunch period each day you have used up another 6 days, leaving only 22 available for work"

Poster: They take 68 days, subtract 6, and get 22. I think I'm done analyzing this, there's nothing left to say, except what the gently caress.
If they did their math though, there's absolutely no way to get 6 days. Using 68 gets you 2.8, so 65.2 days left, using 81 gets you 3.375, so 77.63 left, and using 261 gets 10.87, so either 57.13 or 70.13 left. There's no way to get 22 without hitting yourself in the head with a rock repeatedly.

"normally have 2 days per year of sick leave, this leaves only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. "

Poster: so yeah again, they got to 22 from nowhere, which does make all this work, except that these 7 days off are not 7 straight days. That would be 168hours, these 7 days off actually represent about 56 hours off, so 2.3 days of work time.
-So using the outofass 22, you actually get 19.7 days left
-Using the more reasonable 77.63, you get 75.33 days left

"We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work"
Obviously this is stupid because anyone with half a brain can tell that if they work even one 40 hour week they've already worked more than 1 day of straight work. Either way, that 14 days is not 14 days of pure work, its 80 hours, which is 3.3 days of straight work, so using their dumb logic + correct math this thing actually ends up with 16.4 days of straight work aka 393.6hrs, aka 43.7 actual work days.

Now, if you take the original 261 and remove 2 sick days, 5 holidays, and 14 vacation days you get 240 work days, which seems fairly reasonable. So take a day or two off.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bismuth posted:

Hi, I'm here to over-analyze this stupid poster

Ok so...365 days a year, 52 weeks, 2 days off per week, so 365-104=261, so far so good

"16 hours away from work each day" I think this is the first mistake, since when people say 8 hour work day they mean 8 hours of work, not 8 hours at work, a 9-5 job means 9 hours at work, with 1 hour I guess at lunch/breaks. So its actually more like 15 hours away each day not counting commute so

Poster: "used up 170 days, leaving 91 available" 261days * 16hours = 4176hours /24hours = 174 days = 87 days "left"
-the poster hosed its own math up right here

I think this is the part where it really breaks down, because it started off talking about work days, not hours worked, and now its talking about pure work hours. Also lol at it getting its own stupid math wrong.

"You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, that accounts for 23 days each year" the last part messed this all up so much its kind of pointless, because 1. those breaks are already taken out of the work day, and 2. this is no longer talking about work DAYS its been converted into hours but I'll play along

Poster: 30mins * 87days = 43.5hrs = 1.8125days???
-Well they're obviously using their own math not mine so it should be 30mins * 91days=45.5hrs =1.89days
-Oh maybe they're going back to the 261? 30mins*261days= 130.5hrs = 5.4375days???
--Ok last try, maybe they're accidentally including lunch here too, so lets go with the 261 thing again. 90mins*261days=391.5hrs =16.3125days
---I give up, I have no idea how they got 23 days. I'm going with the middle one because it makes the most logical sense in this logic-free shitshow so 87-5.43 = 81.56 days "left"

"with a one hour lunch period each day you have used up another 6 days, leaving only 22 available for work"

Poster: They take 68 days, subtract 6, and get 22. I think I'm done analyzing this, there's nothing left to say, except what the gently caress.
If they did their math though, there's absolutely no way to get 6 days. Using 68 gets you 2.8, so 65.2 days left, using 81 gets you 3.375, so 77.63 left, and using 261 gets 10.87, so either 57.13 or 70.13 left. There's no way to get 22 without hitting yourself in the head with a rock repeatedly.

"normally have 2 days per year of sick leave, this leaves only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. "

Poster: so yeah again, they got to 22 from nowhere, which does make all this work, except that these 7 days off are not 7 straight days. That would be 168hours, these 7 days off actually represent about 56 hours off, so 2.3 days of work time.
-So using the outofass 22, you actually get 19.7 days left
-Using the more reasonable 77.63, you get 75.33 days left

"We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work"
Obviously this is stupid because anyone with half a brain can tell that if they work even one 40 hour week they've already worked more than 1 day of straight work. Either way, that 14 days is not 14 days of pure work, its 80 hours, which is 3.3 days of straight work, so using their dumb logic + correct math this thing actually ends up with 16.4 days of straight work aka 393.6hrs, aka 43.7 actual work days.

Now, if you take the original 261 and remove 2 sick days, 5 holidays, and 14 vacation days you get 240 work days, which seems fairly reasonable. So take a day or two off.

thanks I had no idea why that poster was bullshit but now I know

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I must be horrible at math but isn't 9-5 only 8 hours?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
9-5 is a myth. Most places aren't paid lunch, so it's 8:00-12:00 + 13:00-17:00

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Sentient Data posted:

9-5 is a myth. Most places aren't paid lunch, so it's 8:00-12:00 + 13:00-17:00

Hell most jobs I've had where you get a lunch they just tack that time to your day. Work days at Walmart are 9 hours long to cover your one hour lunch.

My current office job gives you an 8.5 hour day to make up for the lunch.

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