PYF Funny Pictures: on the paradox of meat

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

xtal posted:

A cop recently stuck his hand up a man's rear end purely as punishment lmao I don't think they care

That man was his dom and he was ordered to. Don't kink shame.

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Away all Goats posted:

It might be KRW so only like 1500 USD

# ? Jul 29, 2018 23:33

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Away all Goats posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Hello, I was trading cryptocurrency

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Antioch: Apr 18, 2003

Barry Bluejeans posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Hello, I was trading cryptocurrency

That should really be the schadenfreude thread title. Oof.

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

It was brought up in the schad thread and basically the guy was operating as an unlicensed broker for a bunch of people and lost all their money by trading in Bitcoin on a margin.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

muscles like this! posted:

It was brought up in the schad thread and basically the guy was operating as an unlicensed broker for a bunch of people and lost all their money by trading in Bitcoin on a margin.

It's unregulated. Just move on! This is good for cryto.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's unregulated. Just move on! This is good for cryto.

He also guaranteed returns on investments.

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Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Say Nothing posted:

That can't be right, some junk mail manages to get inside a woman's box.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 01:39

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/weluveggnog/status/1023354562474725376?s=19

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Skeleton Mom: Aug 11, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/ka92/status/1023598005373595648

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6srN0wooc&t=16s

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Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Protip: be white, never get bothered by the cops again!

(I can confirm this works)

I can confirm this as well. 38 years, 20+ years regularly carrying, 0 arrests

I would also recommend driving exclusively "mom" cars. You become practically invisible.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 02:52

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

muscles like this! posted:

He also guaranteed returns on investments.

It's like a ponzi scheme only lacking any cleverness or execution. It's beautiful.

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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Ak Gara posted:

What if you have like, 50 empty small boxes labeled "NOT DRUGS"

How many would they search before they get pissed off and stop searching?

They get pissed off an arrest you.

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Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Get three boxes labeled "Box of Drugs #1," "Box of Drugs #2," and "Box of Drugs #4." They'll be so busy searching for the third box that you can just sneak away.

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Get three boxes labeled "Box of Drugs #1," "Box of Drugs #2," and "Box of Drugs #4." They'll be so busy searching for the third box that you can just sneak away.

So instead of using pigs for this prank you pull this prank on pigs.

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Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Looks like a castle.

Well, at least from one angle.

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Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

Guy Goodbody posted:

this is the ceremonial brew that catholic battlepriests drink before combat

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ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Wifi Toilet posted:

Looks like a castle.

Well, at least from one angle.

Wow...send that one to McMansion Hell for sure.

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Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Wifi Toilet posted:

Looks like a castle.

Well, at least from one angle.

Nothing wrong with that, it just needs a moment to load textures.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 09:51

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

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# ? Jul 30, 2018 10:04

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Wifi Toilet posted:

Looks like a castle.

Where I live, even a lovely mini-castle would go for much more than that...but then I'm assuming Tijeras, New Mexico is in the middle of nowhere.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 10:10

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cheap castle...hot weather...middle of nowhere. drat, I wish I had the kind of lifestyle where i could afford to like, at least get a mortgage on a house.

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The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

The north half of New Mexico isn't really especially hot. Plenty dry though.

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JesusGeorge: Apr 29, 2005; TheKeeper bought me this account so now I have to rub peanut butter on his nipples on a daily basis.

Ommin posted:

I can confirm this as well. 38 years, 20+ years regularly carrying, 0 arrests

Counterpoint, 0 years carrying, see accident, call it in, become fall guy for cop's personal drug dealer in accident. Convicted of reckless endangerment. Still, I figure I'd be dead or in jail right now if I weren't white.

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I rate this one Mostly True

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Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Should really just say "cats" without qualifying it.

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

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Droogie: Mar 21, 2007; But what I do
I do
because I like to do.

The Moon Monster posted:

The north half of New Mexico isn't really especially hot. Plenty dry though.

It's been consistently 96 to 105 in the city closest to Tijeras all drat week. But Tijeras is in the Sandia mountains and it's fairly cool up there. Unlike this dumb half castle. I'm tempted to drive to it.

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

RareAcumen posted:

I like that last one. Gotta let your farts breathe.

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

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Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1023962001318526978

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Get out [internal organs]

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mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Phlegmish posted:

Where I live, even a lovely mini-castle would go for much more than that...but then I'm assuming Tijeras, New Mexico is in the middle of nowhere.

It's friggin' New Mexico. Like, New Mexico is basically Delaware without trees or moisture in the air, and exists so that libertarian and libertarian adjacent middle aged men can move there and then brag to friends and family up north about how they everything is so cheap. "Look at all this loose corn, raw turquoise and shotgun ammo I got for, like, half the price of one of your lefty chemotherapy sessions!"

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Eastbound Spider: Jan 2, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1023962001318526978

frog big

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Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

mysterious frankie posted:

Look at all this loose corn, raw turquoise and shotgun ammo I got

Should be the loving state motto gat dam

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BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

mysterious frankie posted:

It's friggin' New Mexico. Like, New Mexico is basically Delaware without trees or moisture in the air and exists so that libertarian and libertarian adjacent middle aged men can move there

I was born in New Mexico and raised in Delaware (true story) so this post caught my eye.

I don't know anything about NM so I can not confirm but Delaware is basically where banks go to set up their corporate headquarters and avoid rules. I don't recall a Libertarian streak but let me think about it.

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