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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

fat greasy puto posted:

ableist and problematic

https://image.ibb.co/gEUN18/llkCnPK.jpg

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fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

this is why i want to have sex with the art teacher to get the bl*cks back for this

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Idgi

e: oh right

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
she chased TYRONE COCK and rode the carousel early in her youth, got pregnant, became another statistic and then found a BETA CUCK PROVIDER to raise her race confused daughter

julian assflange posted:

Idgi

e: oh right

-the joke explainer

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

fat greasy puto posted:

her race confused daughter

Why did they replace the “i” with a “y” in her name?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
(ira Glass voice) This week on NPR's This American Life:

fat greasy puto posted:

she chased TYRONE COCK and rode the carousel early in her youth, got pregnant, became another statistic and then found a BETA CUCK PROVIDER to raise her race confused daughter


-the joke explainer

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I'm homeless.

It's winter here and I can sleep warmly in shorts so it's definitely not bad but it's still not great. I had a massive breakdown when my mother killed my brother because he was gay. There was not enough evidence to convict her so she is not in prison.

My father refused to leave her because he would rather wake up next to a child murderer than be alone.

I trade sex for existence. I've just spent a month traveling around Europe because I would get food as long as I slept with the person paying for the travel. European holidays are a lot less fun when it's just so you can trade your body for food.

I don't have a go fund me, I'm not going well but I'm safe, I know I will eat tomorrow. I really need to ramble though.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pissflaps posted:

I'm homeless.

It's winter here and I can sleep warmly in shorts so it's definitely not bad but it's still not great. I had a massive breakdown when my mother killed my brother because he was gay. There was not enough evidence to convict her so she is not in prison.

My father refused to leave her because he would rather wake up next to a child murderer than be alone.

I trade sex for existence. I've just spent a month traveling around Europe because I would get food as long as I slept with the person paying for the travel. European holidays are a lot less fun when it's just so you can trade your body for food.

I don't have a go fund me, I'm not going well but I'm safe, I know I will eat tomorrow. I really need to ramble though.

Picture or gtfo

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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chaz' Luxembourg adventures take a dark turn

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
This is certainly a thread of chimpanzees screaming into the void.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Weaponized Cum posted:

chaz' Luxembourg adventures take a dark turn

Lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

how is everyone

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
I'm here for serious discussion, so can the hijinks!

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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im gonna go get craft beers and a chicken burrito

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Weaponized Cum posted:

im gonna go get craft beers and a chicken burrito

Sounds nice.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’m going to go for a bike ride and probably die of a heat stroke

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I’ve been for a run and I’m fat and unfit.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

julian assflange posted:

I’ve been for a run and I’m fat and unfit.

Dsyp hahaha

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



julian assflange posted:

I’ve been for a run and I’m fat and unfit.

How fat are you

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

About 10kgs over, OP. Got seriously lazy during my last injury.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

julian assflange posted:

Leeds Dad owned

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Also my dads eschewing the manual because that’s just impractical. And the big engine is overkill and gets like 4 mpg lol

His 65 is a 6 speed manual and that’s enough. Plus like Tychan said the shifter in the car is cool and it would look dumb to take it out.

Also I have an interview from the first job I’ve ever applied for in the next few days. Woo!

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Suqit posted:

Also my dads eschewing the manual because that’s just impractical. And the big engine is overkill and gets like 4 mpg lol

His 65 is a 6 speed manual and that’s enough. Plus like Tychan said the shifter in the car is cool and it would look dumb to take it out.

Also I have an interview from the first job I’ve ever applied for in the next few days. Woo!

Nice. Good luck, J*****!

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8bS3h-Bkag

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtPu_gFrvU

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Pissflaps posted:

I'm homeless.

It's winter here and I can sleep warmly in shorts so it's definitely not bad but it's still not great. I had a massive breakdown when my mother killed my brother because he was gay. There was not enough evidence to convict her so she is not in prison.

My father refused to leave her because he would rather wake up next to a child murderer than be alone.

I trade sex for existence. I've just spent a month traveling around Europe because I would get food as long as I slept with the person paying for the travel. European holidays are a lot less fun when it's just so you can trade your body for food.

I don't have a go fund me, I'm not going well but I'm safe, I know I will eat tomorrow. I really need to ramble though.

Can u add a paragraph from the nintendo switch thread to the end of these

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It’s less than a month til I get married I’m making GBS threads my pants lads

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Bape Culture posted:

It’s less than a month til I get married I’m making GBS threads my pants lads

getting married is alright i spose

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bape Culture posted:

It’s less than a month til I get married I’m making GBS threads my pants lads

Thought it was done.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

julian assflange posted:

Thought it was done.

Why would u think this op

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bape Culture posted:

Why would u think this op

No reason I think my PWM.xls is out of date. Should move it to the cloud for on demand updates

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

will u, porsche 911, take this fail rear end idiot as your lawfully wedded bumming bitch

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Bape Culture posted:

It’s less than a month til I get married I’m making GBS threads my pants lads

what's the name of the lucky man

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Creating a Google Worksheet for everyone to post their marital status, current pronoun, list of mental illnesses, criminal record and also the current name of the man.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
is belief in that there are only two genders a mental illness?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

track day bro! posted:

what's the name of the lucky man

B***t

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bape Culture posted:

It’s less than a month til I get married I’m making GBS threads my pants lads

Its pretty much no difference from not being married tbh.

Unless you were planning on cheating on your SO, in which case you probably shouldnt be getting married in the first place

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Is there much left to get ready for the wedding? I’m guessing invites are still on the way or maybe you sent it to my old address

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I’m just paying invoices and getting v mad now tbh

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

CyberPingu posted:

Its pretty much no difference from not being married tbh.

Unless you were planning on cheating on your SO, in which case you probably shouldnt be getting married in the first place


lifehack: you can still cheat on you SO if you dont tell them

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