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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

https://i.imgur.com/gg6kzvj.mp4

# ? Jul 29, 2018 14:39

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# ? May 30, 2024 21:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bogus Adventure posted:

Ban this sick filth

lol youre lucky if you haven't run into the small dog hate crew. they're really really really lovely

# ? Jul 29, 2018 21:27

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

All dogs deserve love.

# ? Jul 29, 2018 21:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

All dogs deserve love.

well yeah. that's the point. pets in general

# ? Jul 29, 2018 22:12

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

yes plz

naem posted:

m'lardy

# ? Jul 29, 2018 22:26

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 29, 2018 23:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

That kid kicked rear end.

# ? Jul 29, 2018 23:02

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 29, 2018 23:24

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 30, 2018 04:00

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Some women get those freaky looking baby dolls when their baby-making parts don't work.

Some women get.... other things.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 04:05

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Milo and POTUS posted:

lol youre lucky if you haven't run into the small dog hate crew. they're really really really lovely

Small dogs are great. Too bad about (most of) their owners though.

:nws:

https://gfycat.com/ImpartialIllBasil

# ? Jul 30, 2018 04:09

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Milo and POTUS posted:

lol youre lucky if you haven't run into the small dog hate crew. they're really really really lovely

Away all Goats posted:

Small dogs are great. Too bad about (most of) their owners though.

https://gfycat.com/ImpartialIllBasil

on both counts

# ? Jul 30, 2018 04:26

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Say Nothing posted:

He looks like his mum's telling him how handsome he looks in his new bandolier :3:

# ? Jul 30, 2018 10:18

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Away all Goats posted:

Small dogs are great. Too bad about (most of) their owners though.

What is that supposed to mean? :mad:

# ? Jul 30, 2018 10:40

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Some women get those freaky looking baby dolls when their baby-making parts don't work.

Some women get.... other things.

My exes mom got chihuahuas. She had five of them with enough clothing to fill a standard dresser

# ? Jul 30, 2018 11:13

GenericOverusedName: Nov 24, 2009; KUVA TEAM EPIC

We Know Catheters posted:

What is that supposed to mean?

lovely dog owners suck.

A lot of people get tiny yap dogs for vanity reasons, which is pretty lovely.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 12:56

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

ekuNNN posted:

cursed af

# ? Jul 30, 2018 12:58

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

ekuNNN posted:

hell yeah!

# ? Jul 30, 2018 13:15

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Tiny dogs are always the worst behaved because no one bothers to teach them not to bark/bite/etc because they do't really do any damage and it looks really funny when they're mad.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 13:25

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

# ? Jul 30, 2018 13:30

Chubbs: Feb 13, 2008; In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/6mP38ff.gifv

# ? Jul 30, 2018 15:34

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/EnztmBx.mp4

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:04

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

That's not blessed at all.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:10

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

That's not blessed at all.

Blessed right hand.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:12

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EnztmBx.mp4

you think this is blessed? what the gently caress is wrong with you?

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:12

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

It probably is for everyone around her that had to put up with her.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:12

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

bradzilla posted:

you think this is blessed? what the gently caress is wrong with you?

edit: maybe the blessed part is the video upholding the civil suit?

boar guy fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jul 30, 2018

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:13

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EnztmBx.mp4

Truly a strong, brave man and stalwart upholder of justice to punch a women while she's being restrained by multiple fellow officers.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:24

Dennis McClaren: Mar 28, 2007; "Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!

oh dope posted:

Truly a strong, brave man and stalwart upholder of justice to punch a women while she's being restrained by multiple fellow officers.

You're right. Everyone should be able to slap police officers in the head without repurcussions. Especially when being restrained for being drunk and disorderly.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:37

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Shut up you loving idiots.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:38

Oldstench: Jun 29, 2007; Let's talk about where you're going.

oh dope posted:

Truly a strong, brave man and stalwart upholder of justice to punch a women while she's being restrained by multiple fellow officers.

Dennis McClaren posted:

You're right. Everyone should be able to slap police officers in the head without repurcussions. Especially when being restrained for being drunk and disorderly.

If only she'd had a gun!

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:42

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Sometimes---and by "sometimes" I mean "most of the time"---everyone is in the wrong. She shouldn't have been drunk and disorderly, but dude shouldn't have popped her in the chops regardless of her attitude. That's what tasers are for.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:44

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sometimes---and by "sometimes" I mean "most of the time"---everyone is in the wrong. She shouldn't have been drunk and disorderly, but dude shouldn't have popped her in the chops regardless of her attitude. That's what tasers are for.

I'd rather get hit than tazed.

But if you throw the first punch you don't get to complain about what comes back at you.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:47

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dennis McClaren posted:

You're right. Everyone should be able to slap police officers in the head without repurcussions. Especially when being restrained for being drunk and disorderly.

this but unironically

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:48