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Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Jerusalem posted:

His henchmen tried to kill Jimmy Woo because Woo posted online talking trash about Dancing With The Stars.

Talk poo poo, get hit :colbert:

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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

"He's not a nobody, he's a FAMOUS nobody."

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Why the gently caress didn't you just Google him?"

No wait, I should rewrite that. He's much classier and smarter.

"You must connect strands of information!"

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

"You must connect strands of information" is a fancy way to say "I'm so deep into tabloid gossip I recognize the loser husband of a D-tier actress."

Also this, lol

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Golden Claw is just a really big broadway fan.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Zeeman posted:

So fake Collen Wing is Suwan? She was in love with Jimmy Woo back in the day
Good call.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ZeroCount posted:

Golden Claw is just a really big broadway fan.

The way Big Gay Claw is dressed? Certainly.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

I'm actually kind of surprised.

"I told you to capture Collen Wing, not this idiot."

"We picked her up earlier, we've had her all day, this guy's just a bonus."

Extreme and pointed competence, in NSM? Even from minor characters, that's a rarity. These might be the most dangerous villains a brain damaged and irradiated photographer has ever faced.

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Zeeman posted:

So fake Collen Wing is Suwan? She was in love with Jimmy Woo back in the day

For all we kid, NSM knows how to use some deep cuts. This has been a great arc for obscure nobody characters.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Edmund Lava posted:

For all we kid, NSM knows how to use some deep cuts. This has been a great arc for obscure nobody characters.

Iron Fist, for instance.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

And of course, beloved classic villain for whose comeback the world has been urgently clamouring, Yellow Golden Claw.

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012
So this whole bit with Peter getting captured is just a hamfisted way to give him an opportunity to reveal his secret identity to Iron Fist, right?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

‘Danny help me! Its your friend Spiderman!’

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:

‘Danny help me! Its your friend Spidermaaaan......'s photographer friend!’

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Synthbuttrange posted:

‘Danny help me! Its your friend Spiderman!’

"Oh no, does Danny Rand now suspect that I, Peter Parker, am Spider-Man!?"

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Noper Q posted:

So this whole bit with Peter getting captured is just a hamfisted way to give Golden Claw an opportunity to get Mary Jane's autograph, right?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


O Golden Claw. Is that sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Thread title is just so fitting for this week

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh poo poo, two important characters who have similar hairstyles and outfits. :siren:THE COLORIST WAR HAS BEGUN:siren:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
They could've gone for literally any other jacket color and hairstyle, but specifically chose ones that will lead to gently caress ups

They're the artists we deserve

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
They're doing it on purpose because intentionally messing with the colors between weekday & sunday strips(and sometimes between different day's weekday strips) is their only joy in life.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I suppose they have to do something to entertain themselves until Iron Fist comes back and they can play Peekaboo Beard again

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the mohawked thug with the round head?

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Haifisch posted:

They're doing it on purpose because intentionally messing with the colors between weekday & sunday strips(and sometimes between different day's weekday strips) is their only joy in life.

It's how they pass signals to their agents.

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

I appreciate that NSM looks nothing like either comic book Wing or Jessica Henwick.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
I saw Ant-Man and the Wasp today and got a good laugh out of Jimmy Woo being a major character (also because he was a hilarious character played by the hilarious Randall Park)

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Please use my full name.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
That's mister doctor professor Golden Claw, PhD, esq. to you, if you don't mind.

Also, in panel 2: "what the hell is wrong with your face?" (Colleen Wing, probably)

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
I like how she looks shocked like she didn’t realise that was the plan

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Escobarbarian posted:

I like how she looks shocked like she didn’t realise that was the plan

"I'm bait for your nemesis? I thought this was just a sex thing!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

You are bait for my nemesis and once he arrives THEN we begin the sex thing!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
They don't have to french kiss, Spider-man is already there, get your lore right, guys :rolleyes:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if netflix iron fist is his nemesis, that doesn't say much about ol' gc's competence. threatwise, i figure he is somewhere between the coyote rocket fought over a garbage can and the garbage can itself.

obviously, that still allows him to effortlessly subdue nsm.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Samuringa posted:

They don't have to french kiss, Spider-man is already there, get your lore right, guys :rolleyes:

*pant* what'd I miss?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Escobarbarian posted:

I saw Ant-Man and the Wasp today and got a good laugh out of Jimmy Woo being a major character (also because he was a hilarious character played by the hilarious Randall Park)

The bit where he asks if Scott DOES want to hang out.... :3:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Newspaper Jimmy Woo saves the day with close-up magic!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Golden Claw sure does know a lot of nicknames for Spider-Man

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter: You don't know half of it... and I know even less than that!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Well, that's halfway down my logic trail at least. We should start a pool to try to guess who the writer is here in the thread.

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Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Escobarbarian posted:

Golden Claw sure does know a lot of nicknames for Spider-Man

He even made one up!

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