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I kinda like the jackets but thats just my bad taste in fashion I mean his in particular isn't great. But the other examples are really nice. The
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egyptian rat race posted:Haha, what a baby back bitch. I thought my job was bad when my expense reports got rejected repeatedly for fraction of a cent rounding errors. Now I just make sure the errors are in favor of my employer and magically they get approved Haven't you seen Office Space?
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How does your expense report have an error thats a fraction of a cent?
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hobbesmaster posted:How does your expense report have an error thats a fraction of a cent?  I like being corporately dominated
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hobbesmaster posted:How does your expense report have an error thats a fraction of a cent? So the tax rates can be such and such percentage that causes the price of two nights in a hotel (rounded to the whole cent) to be different than 2 x [one night in hotel] at the same rate. We have to break out taxes and room rates separately. It's dumb. The error is plus or minus one cent, but it's the fraction of a penny from the tax rate that causes it. E: I'm gonna preemptively tell y'all to gently caress off because I already had this fight with the financial people egyptian rat race fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Aug 2, 2018 |
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Aug 2, 2018 04:16
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I hate the events that are happening currently.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I hate the events that are happening currently.  At least I have NFL training camp to give myself the insane delusion that things might be better in the future
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The Iron Rose posted:I kinda like the jackets but thats just my bad taste in fashion Ziggy, is that you
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Aug 2, 2018 04:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_25RK5GbJIc September 27, check local listings.
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Aug 2, 2018 05:38
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Showing boobs to own the libs. https://twitter.com/KayaJones/status/1024435048009748480 https://twitter.com/KayaJones/status/1024739053327998976
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Aug 2, 2018 05:45
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Everything is so god drat weird. And I only drink.
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The Iron Rose posted:I kinda like the jackets but thats just my bad taste in fashion Do you go to discos and cosplay like it's 1978? Because that's about the only place those jackets make sense to me. I bet Paul's a Bee Gees fan.
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hobbesmaster posted:How does your expense report have an error thats a fraction of a cent? That's what I want to know!!! It's only 59 days to the end of the fiscal year and you're dropping this poo poo on my desk! What the gently caress is wrong with you?! I'm going to have to route this up to a flag officer!  (Thanks. I'm attaching this post to another disability application.)
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The only Ostrich related thing I have to add is apparently because the farmers take the the eggs away from the parents and raise the babies themselves, farmed ostriches are way more horny for humans than they are for other ostriches. Which to me makes slaughtering them for meat and leather extra awkward
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The remains that came back from north korea might just be random bones http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/trumps-boast-about-getting-remains-from-korea-is-collapsing.html quote:The latest batch of 55 boxes of remains from North Korea has just been received, and appears to fit the historic pattern. According to the Associated Press, the boxes contain “a single military dog tag but no other information that could help U.S. forensics experts determine their individual identities.” Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Aug 2, 2018 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:The remains that came back from north korea might just be random bones including dogs  THE ART OF THE DEAL!!1!!!
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Vahakyla posted:Showing boobs to own the libs. As a liberal, I am owned. Please please stop using the bikini and the exposed female form, it triggers me. Also god drat Kim is owning the poo poo out of Trump it’s not even funny.
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Holy gently caress Look, amid all the toxxes and jokes today I want you all to take another moment to reflect on this. This is the kind of coincidental poo poo interacting with human technology that can end the world.
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lol we have been under the threat of world destruction by nukes my entire life I say as I take another hit
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I’m not worried that this president could ever think the Russian president attacked him without previous notice.
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Oh hey 2018 has a new victim https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-nevada/radio-host-art-bell-died-of-accidental-drug-overdose/
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Oh hey 2018 has a new victim Coast to coast host is toast, presumably a ghost
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The Daily did a short piece on QAnon this morning. And while most of us probably already had a better idea due to osmosis they did fine at explaining in a short time. And they briefly covered how they’re dangerous and dumb
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Aug 2, 2018 15:28
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i dream at night of banging big titty racist white women in confederate flag bikinis for my best friend and all his ancestors i also dream at night of banging israeli chicks for my ancestors
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basically my point here is suck a titty everyday
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Viva Miriya posted:i dream at night of banging big titty racist white women in confederate flag bikinis for my best friend and all his ancestors 
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Oh hey 2018 has a new victim OD on crystal energy would have been more on brand.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I have a pair of ostrich leather cowboy boots that have been good to me. Those jackets look like poo poo though. Post pics of you wearing them OP
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Syncopated posted:Post pics of you wearing them OP Yeah, wear the boots
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I have a pair of ostrich leather cowboy boots that have been good to me. Those jackets look like poo poo though.
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lol if you think art bell died, he was qanon and the deep state killed him but not before he left pre recorded messages to be posted by a timer
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EBB posted:Holy gently caress It's funny that the Sweet Meteor o' Death was projected to kill us all DIRECTLY when it was always attempting to do it INDIRECTLY. SMOD is smarter than us all.
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NO COLLISION! FAKE NEWS
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EBB posted:Holy gently caress Bet they didn't notice until someone else told them about it.
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