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tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

A girl goon once took a picture with GE Cafe because she was in his neighborhood and he was so forum-infamous she wanted to meet him in person. There was no dating or hanky-panky going on.

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Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012

Does anyone have that series of quotes that an ausgoon (I think) got about getting a bunch of scam emails from a presumably Indian man who demanded in a racist way that "Contacts" needs to hire more Indian people because <massive racism towards just loving everyone here>"

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Lyrai posted:

Does anyone have that series of quotes that an ausgoon (I think) got about getting a bunch of scam emails from a presumably Indian man who demanded in a racist way that "Contacts" needs to hire more Indian people because <massive racism towards just loving everyone here>"

Dear Contracts
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789&userid=105896

I've also seen some people on Aus twitter saying they've gotten these emails so they're obviously not a weird one off and I'm not sure if that makes it even funnier or not

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

There we are!

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



it was nice of that girl to take a picture with you

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

goethe.cx posted:

it was nice of that girl to take a picture with you

Well done

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Still lookin for that post about loving up your cats glutes to get it swole.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Biplane posted:

Still lookin for that post about loving up your cats glutes to get it swole.

This one? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3732007&pagenumber=2#post447992611

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

From the thread "Terrible nu-metal and hard rock songs except about food"

alnilam posted:

*mouth burning from biting something too hot* ooh, ah ah ah ah!!!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

FactsAreUseless posted:

From the thread "Terrible nu-metal and hard rock songs except about food"

Down with the blintzes!!

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

I think of that post instantly every time someone mentions gecafe

The best GE Cafe pic is the animated gif of him working out. It’s just him on his back waving his arms and legs around like a turtle that got flipped.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Down with the blintzes!!

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Rhymenoserous posted:

The best GE Cafe pic is the animated gif of him working out. It’s just him on his back waving his arms and legs around like a turtle that got flipped.

The best GE Cafe pic is the animated version of the above one where he fades in, featured in this classic video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Down with the blintzes!!

Here I come I'm droppin' crepes on your lap, bitch

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

What's the equivalent English idiom for "pukki kaalimaan vartijana" i.e. "the billygoat guarding the cabbage patch"?

SiKboy posted:

"The fox guarding the hen house"

rocket_Magnet posted:

Paedophile in charge of a nursery is used in my neck of the woods :eng101:

Trig Discipline posted:

Do you ever stop and shout back at hem “I HAVE A NAME”?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









impressive

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

By and large , poly people are bi and large

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Ahaha yes, thank you

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.


I don't get the last bit, and google's not helping much.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Neito posted:

I don't get the last bit, and google's not helping much.
Trig is implying that people are calling rocket_Magnet “pedophile in charge of the nursery” rather than it being a general phrase

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



new twist on an old classic


SomeJazzyRat posted:

Just making sure, is anyone else just seeing a Hobbit in a bathrobe?

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yes we are.

Turn off your webcam.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Krankenstyle posted:

new twist on an old classic

Is that a dog or a goat or...?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Outrail posted:

Is that a dog or a goat or...?

Rabbit.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Outrail posted:

Is that a dog or a goat or...?

It's a hobbit in a bathrobe.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Outrail posted:

Is that a dog or a goat or...?

Its a bird

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Those are doritos.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



"when you call the police on Granos but Granos is the police"

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Knormal posted:

Flood for the Flood God

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
That statue knows something.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Outrail posted:

That statue knows something.

That statue peed.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




JesustheDarkLord posted:

lovely rear end God couldn't even stop a flood

zoux posted:

Gods seem to be more interested in causing floods, historically

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

It's a plane!

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

cash crab posted:

Sharks can't ban people, and I can. But if they could, man, would we live in a different world.

china bot posted:

PERMABAN - reason: delicious

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
oof ow ow ow ow

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

The smoothest mods.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Siljmonster posted:

Tesla needs unions
PANEL GAP
Tesla needs unions
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Tesla needs unions
PANEL GAP
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PANEL GAP
Tesla needs unions
PANEL GAP
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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


Agile Vector posted:

*borad voice* my mice

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Phanatic posted:

"Hello, is this President Clinton? Good; I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you."

Still can't believe they slipped that one past the censors.

Posting this mainly as a public service.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Burning_Monk posted:


Once there were a couple guys who were up to know good.
They tried to have a BBQ in a privileged neighborhood.

"They are doing this with little or no reason!
It's not even the open fire season!
There are fires that are burning away very far!
Unrelated it this but it was started by a car."

"Why do this at all when there is so much at stake!
I don't know how much more mother nature can take.
These Young Men are causing such a commotion...
Won't someone think of the aggravated pollution!

And then there was Ashley who thought as hard as she could,
"What is a BBQ anyway, a grill a pit and some wood?" haha

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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Bourgie white people are basically like horses in that they are seemingly optimised for an environment like the natural sensory deprivation chamber that is the mongolian steppes, or empty desert with perfectly manicured lawns, or parking lots. Any blemish on that, like trees, black people or affordable high density housing, triggers a complete freak out.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Poor Freckles, saw a black and dialed

Anime is tesla:


Sombrerotron posted:

boy oh boy i can't wait to play a dating sim while driving

Jonny 290 posted:

its the only logical conclusion for a car that can't handle a curve

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