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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



I rep the black, personally.

Edit: Top of page content- lol Trump is going to kill us all.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Pence's pick lost

https://mobile.twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1025198295713505282

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
:rip: America

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



I’n case of rapture these balls will be flying out in space. Serenity Now!!!!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/mike_pence/status/1022889265318031360
https://mobile.twitter.com/BrandonLRichard/status/1025202322950053888
https://mobile.twitter.com/RebekahWorsham/status/1024995978569543685

https://mobile.twitter.com/lmlTN/status/1025200303719821312

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Aug 3, 2018

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

a new study bible! posted:

I rep the black, personally.

Extremely same.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

NotWearingPants posted:

What does that to a face, like 3 packs of Marlboro a day?

Living in the American Midwest.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

"Trust me, guys! If we stand like this, then it will look right to the TV cameras, because it'll be reversed."

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

brylcreem posted:

"Trust me, guys! If we stand like this, then it will look right to the TV cameras, because it'll be reversed."

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Review for Dinesh D'Souza's masturbation session about God Emperor Trump has some good lols:
https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/death-of-a-nation-2018

quote:

In fact, the only thing preventing me from dubbing this one of the dumbest movies of any type that I have ever seen in my life is the fact that I am not entirely certain that something as shabbily constructed and artistically bankrupt as this actually qualifies as a movie in the first place.


Biggest shock from the review is finding out Death of a Nation is 101 minutes long, which makes me wonder who D'Souza's audience is supposed to be since there's no way any Trump supporters would sit through a movie longer than an hour without any explosions or sex scenes.

Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 3, 2018

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Mussolini 2.0

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


republicans think eating rear end is BAD? now I really hate them.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo



lmao he's fat as hell and his tailor is running out of ways to hide it

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

g0lbez posted:

How can we be in this deep and seeing tweets that somehow still surprise me with their absurdity

I wonder that poo poo too every single day, man.

Cheetoh sky, man... *opens another beer*

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

bloom posted:



lmao he's fat as hell and his tailor is running out of ways to hide it

can't wait until next year when they say he's down 40 pounds to a trim 199

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

bloom posted:



lmao he's fat as hell and his tailor is running out of ways to hide it

LOL, that tailor has done a helluva job so far!

God drat that dude is just loving head-to-toe gross.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/1025140703834169344

The Best People

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

No no, "The Best People" refers to something Trump once said, that he only hires the best people.

Butina worked for Russia, so clearly ... oooooh, I see what you did there :respek:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

I like to imagine that some time after this, CNN shirt guy got separated from the rest of the herd and immediately set upon by angry MAGA hats.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

College kids growing weed in their closets know not to brag about their crimes while drunk but apparently russian agents with access to the highest levels of american politics don't? :psyduck:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
They're really not sending their best. Heh

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I think I would be a better spy thsn that.

I'm not a spy though. But if I were I would do better than that.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

communism bitch posted:

I think I would be a better spy thsn that.

I'm not a spy though. But if I were I would do better than that.

”capitalism bitch” posted:

Well howdy friends let’s all talk about the inner workings of our collective, er, shared government and any potential weak spots that could be exploited by nefarious outside influences! And then all buy chevy pickup trucks!

~sleeps with everyone~

:haw:

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Power Khan posted:

They're really not sending their best. Heh

choose to believe that this is the same as Nigerian scammers making themselves super obviously a scam to weed out the non-gullible

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Serak posted:

choose to believe that this is the same as Nigerian scammers making themselves super obviously a scam to weed out the non-gullible

I'd hit it, until she was all like "Wat are the nukular longe kodez?"

And I'd be like "l8r biaych" and then I'd get arrested by the FBI.

My sexual fantasies need some work :pwn:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Serak posted:

choose to believe that this is the same as Nigerian scammers making themselves super obviously a scam to weed out the non-gullible

Mhm. It's also creating delicious chaos, the whole thing is so ridiculously inept, that the poo poo is spraying everywhere.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
A rather more successful spy:

Suspected Russian spy found working at US embassy in Moscow

quote:

The woman had been working for the Secret Service for years before she came under suspicion in 2016 during a routine security sweep conducted by two investigators from the US Department of State’s Regional Security Office (RSO).

They established she was having regular and unauthorised meetings with members of the FSB, Russia’s principal security agency.

The Guardian has been told the RSO sounded the alarm in January 2017, but the Secret Service did not launch a full-scale inquiry of its own. Instead it decided to let her go quietly months later, possibly to contain any potential embarrassment.


quote:

An intelligence source told the Guardian the woman was dismissed last summer after the state department revoked her security clearance. The dismissal came shortly before a round of demanded by the Kremlin after Washington imposed more sanctions on the country.

The order to remove more than 750 US personnel from its 1,200-strong diplomatic mission is understood to have provided cover for her removal.

“The Secret Service is trying to hide the breach by firing [her],” the source said. “The damage was already done but the senior management of the Secret Service did not conduct any internal investigation to assess the damage and to see if [she] recruited any other employees to provide her with more information.

“Only an intense investigation by an outside source can determine the damage she has done.”

And the Secret Service is trying to cover it all up. :thumbsup:

Tenbux McGee
Jun 23, 2005
I had :tenbux:

veiled boner fuel posted:

republicans think eating rear end is BAD? now I really hate them.

And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying "Hey have you seen this drawing of me eating the president's rear end?"

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1025171574226386944?s=20


I’m starting to think the Russian is actually a retard

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Dr.Caligari posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1025171574226386944?s=20


I’m starting to think the Russian is actually a retard

Bait needs to match the quarry.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Dr.Caligari posted:

I’m starting to think the Russian is actually a retard

Would be suspicious if she wasn't.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

give that woman a job in the WH, stat

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Dr.Caligari posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1025171574226386944?s=20


I’m starting to think the Russian is actually a retard

How is everyone and everything so goddamn dumb?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
"Retarded Sparrow", a documentary coming to theaters near you.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dr.Caligari posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1025171574226386944?s=20


I’m starting to think the Russian is actually a retard


quote:

People who met her through school and through political events described her as a little too friendly. She was quick to start playing footsy under the table or sidle up to an older man at a political event and suddenly request that they become friends on Facebook, according to people who knew her.

She seems fun!

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
This is the thing, though. Literally no-one doubts that Russia both HAS expert spies, and the skill at espionage to use them effectively. I mean, sure - they can't ALL be winners, but if you thought that Russia was actually bringing it's capabilities to bear to gently caress with America covertly, would it look this incompetent?

This again plays into my theory that none of this was originally directed by Putin - this is some senior middle manager at the FSB who has a bit of a budget and convinced his superiors to let him have a go at throwing a few million rubles at loving with American politics by getting Trump elected just to see what the outcome would be (and possibly half for a laugh) - if so, good, and if it not? *shrug* chalk that one up as a loss, pack up and move on.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/1025346039564431360

Do it

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

bloom posted:

How is everyone and everything so goddamn dumb?

Considering her targets, someone coming off as competent or intelligent might have set off alarm bells.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEV9HzgnAAo

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Jul 16, 2007

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