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Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal
There should be a hall of fame of some sort for undergrad student loan debt. Make some metrics vs. expected future earnings to see which ones are the worst. $720k for a videography degree has to be world top 5.

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Barry posted:

There should be a hall of fame of some sort for undergrad student loan debt. Make some metrics vs. expected future earnings to see which ones are the worst. $720k for a videography degree has to be world top 5.

That's not his amount of debt, though. He's got $240k in debt, he gets to $720k by assuming he makes nothing but minimum payments over the extended payment period.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Phanatic posted:

That's not his amount of debt, though. He's got $240k in debt, he gets to $720k by assuming he makes nothing but minimum payments over the extended payment period.

That seems like a very safe assumption on his part since he has "basically a videography degree" (99% this was a learn to make video games degree), makes ~35k per year pre-tax, lives in New York City, and his monthly minimums are $3,000.

Square Peg
Nov 11, 2008

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

That seems like a very safe assumption on his part since he has "basically a videography degree" (99% this was a learn to make video games degree), makes ~35k per year pre-tax, lives in New York City, and his monthly minimums are $3,000.

He should have just written that he owes $infinity dollars then, as he might as well given his current prospects.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

His interest rates are 11%, which is only slightly better than a credit card. Dude is hosed. It's a real shame that his dad cosigned because otherwise basically anything he did would be a better choice than grinding those out for his entire life.

Ixian
Oct 9, 2001

Many machines on Ix....new machines
Pillbug
Is it true that student loans allow you to draw for general living expenses which includes pretty much everything? I.e. eating out, boutique coffee, and so on?

I remember a story from several years ago where someone was trying to explain to a very BWM person that the $7 Starbucks she charged every day to her loan (among many other things) were ending up costing her far more than that and her reply was she'd be "very crabby" without her latte every morning. I know this is venturing in to Avocado toast territory but I think there is a difference when it comes to leveraging a high interest student loan that is almost impossible to discharge for those expenses.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
They don't go around verifying what you spend your grants or loans on if that's what you mean. It's possible to get in trouble if you take loans out with fradulent intent, where they make you pay back everything + penalties, but you'd have to gently caress up pretty massively to even get on their radar.

My roommates used to spend their leftover Pell Grant on a shitton of weed every semester. Seeing that massive jar of weed refilled every six months was baller. Federal dollars going straight into the drug industry, which is very par for the course in other areas too now that I think about it.

As far loans go, yeah they're more than thrilled to let any and every dumb rear end max out the cap on Federal loans even if you don't need them and already have all of your expenses accounted for with grants or other means...and honestly why wouldn't they? It's capitalism, baby!

KingSlime fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 3, 2018

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003

Darkrenown posted:

revolut.com actually seems like a useful service, but one of the features they offer is

I can testify that Revolut is super GWM when it comes to travelling, as it saves on fees and often saves you from taking any cash out of ATMs at all.

The cryptocurrencies feature is a paid extra and seems more like a PR gimmick than anything (you can't even withdraw to bitcoin addresses - you just buy, hold and sell within the app). It's also why I'll never use Revolut as a current account with my salary going into it, but just top up as and when I need funds on the card.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




There is basically no oversight on how you spend student loans. It's so predatory.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ixian posted:

Is it true that student loans allow you to draw for general living expenses which includes pretty much everything? I.e. eating out, boutique coffee, and so on?

Subsidized loans, grants and government-related aid such as scholarships for public universities are capped using a formula that looks at tuition and fees and a cost of living estimate for the area. Theoretically someone should be able afford to attend school full-time and afford basic housing expenses with this amount (however it ignores medical and all sorts of actual expenses). You can also live more cheaply (roommates) or have your parents cover expenses and end up using this money to pay for weed or Warhammers or whatever.

Private loans don't seem to have any caps.

Ixian
Oct 9, 2001

Many machines on Ix....new machines
Pillbug

CheesyDog posted:

Subsidized loans, grants and government-related aid such as scholarships for public universities are capped using a formula that looks at tuition and fees and a cost of living estimate for the area. Theoretically someone should be able afford to attend school full-time and afford basic housing expenses with this amount (however it ignores medical and all sorts of actual expenses). You can also live more cheaply (roommates) or have your parents cover expenses and end up using this money to pay for weed or Warhammers or whatever.

Private loans don't seem to have any caps.

Private is what I was thinking of. So it is actually possible to get a private school loan and in addition to paying (probably exorbitant private school) tuition for your video game degree, you can also use it to buy...whatever? On a crappy-interest loan that is basically tied to you worse than IRS debt for the rest of your life? Good God.

And then they get their parents to sign on to it with them.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Barry posted:

There should be a hall of fame of some sort for undergrad student loan debt. Make some metrics vs. expected future earnings to see which ones are the worst. $720k for a videography degree has to be world top 5.

It was actually "only" $240k. The guy included the full finance costs in his description. It's 8x loans at $30k each, presumably to cover 8 semesters of absolutely useless "education."

If I were him I'd still flee the country.

Vox Nihili fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Aug 3, 2018

Darkrenown
Jul 18, 2012
please give me anything to talk about besides the fact that democrats are allowing millions of americans to be evicted from their homes
His dad and maybe the whole family could flee with him.

It's pretty crazy that student loans can carry such high interest rates that this honestly sounds like the best choice.

melon cat
Jan 21, 2010

Nap Ghost

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Man, that's insane. But if he has that much student loan debt, then at least he is a doctor. If he buckles down for 5-10 years, then he won't be ruined by this.
Yeah he isn't going to be pulling a Doctor salary in video production unless he really hustles and eventually establishes an agency that lands big commercial gigs. Not likely for someone who decided to attend an overpriced arts school for Videography. Video production equipment is also stupidly expensive and he won't even be able to rent equipment without overstretching himself because of that massive debt. Source: I work in the industry.

There's also this Reddit thread discussing NYC's "School of Visual Arts" that $720K kid attended. Key quote:

quote:

There are a lot of students who don't put in the effort required to be successful in their field, but they tend to be the ones who can afford to do so - SVA has a lot of very wealthy students looking for an excuse to live in NYC for four years and go to an easy college.

melon cat fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Aug 3, 2018

DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.

melon cat posted:

Yeah he isn't going to be pulling a Doctor salary in video production unless he really hustles and eventually establishes an agency that lands big commercial gigs. Not likely for someone who decided to attend an overpriced arts school for Videography. Video production equipment is also stupidly expensive and he won't even be able to rent equipment without overstretching himself because of that massive debt. Source: I work in the industry.

There's also this Reddit thread discussing NYC's "School of Visual Arts" that $720K kid attended. Key quote:

He's hosed. Market is flooded with fail sail kids that are barely knowledgeable. 35-45K is pretty common.

Mineaiki
Nov 20, 2013

Are North Dakota oil fields still hot? Maybe he should go be a welder’s apprentice there. Make more money, spend less, and live the rest of his life in servitude to his lenders.

Mineaiki fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 3, 2018

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Getting back to that level, but a better bet is him getting a CDL in west Texas if he doesn’t piss hot.

Housing can be had again in western North Dakota though, so that would be a plus.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Mineaiki posted:

Are North Dakota oil fields still hot? Maybe he should go be a welder’s apprentice there. Make more money, spend less, buy a $75,000 truck, and live the rest of his life in servitude to his lenders.

e: I don't care if it's unrealistic due to credit score. Life, uh, finds a way

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Universal BWM: Doing anything with Bitcoin.

quote:


A massive wrong-way bet on Bitcoin left an unidentified futures trader unable to cover losses, burning counterparties and threatening to dent confidence in one of the world’s largest cryptocurrency venues.

The long position in Bitcoin futures listed on OKEx, a Hong Kong-based exchange, had a notional value of about $416 million, according to an OKEx statement on Friday and data compiled by Bloomberg. OKEx moved to liquidate the position on Tuesday, but the exchange was unable to cover the trader’s shortfall as Bitcoin’s price slumped. Because OKEx has a “socialized clawback” policy for such instances, it will force futures traders with unrealized gains this week to give up about 18 percent of their profits.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-08-03/a-massive-losing-bet-on-bitcoin-futures-has-investors-buzzing

Even if you make lucky smart moves trading bitcoin you'll still lose money because of some other moron.

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
Don't tell your kids to follow their dreams if it means getting into a crippling amount of debt and definitely don't cosign on it for fucks sake.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Lockback posted:

Universal BWM: Doing anything with Bitcoin.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-08-03/a-massive-losing-bet-on-bitcoin-futures-has-investors-buzzing

Even if you make lucky smart moves trading bitcoin you'll still lose money because of some other moron.

"Socialized clawback policy", what the gently caress!?

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

Lockback posted:

Because OKEx has a “socialized clawback” policy for such instances, it will force futures traders with unrealized gains this week to give up about 18 percent of their profits.

That's hilariously GWM

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

Fixed.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

I looked up Columbia undergrad and it is $60 grand for tuition alone. Although if you are poor I guess they cover most of it.

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

smackfu posted:

I looked up Columbia undergrad and it is $60 grand for tuition alone. Although if you are poor I guess they cover most of it.

Ivies tend to give good FA. My cousin came from a pretty middle class family but had only $10k in student loans. Most private schools are $60k now.

SiGmA_X
May 3, 2004
SiGmA_X
I have $1500 in the bank. I just landed a job making $21 an hour. I don't start until September 24th. My rent is $1000 due yesterday and again on September 1st. What do I do?
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/93xn8b/i_have_1500_in_the_bank_i_just_landed_a_job/

quote:

Hello, first time posting on this subreddit. I don't know how I'm supposed to survive this situation but I would appreciate any advice that I can get. I don't want to end up homeless before my job starts and I don't know what to do. I was thinking of getting a payday loan. I know they're bad but I have bad credit so I can't do a traditional loan.
Parents gave me debt and ruined my credit
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/94bmvm/parents_gave_me_debt_and_ruined_my_credit/

quote:

I'm graduating college soon and have been apartment hunting in NYC. I was told the minimum credit for most renters should be around 680. I've never had any credit cards or loads, etc so I assumed I had no credit. I only recently decided to get my credit checked when I found out that my parents had actually opened 2 credit cards under my name with a total of $25,000 in debt. These accounts have been open for years now, and while they have apparently been making the minimum payments as of late, my credit score sits around 580.I don't want my parents to face any criminal charges but I do want to fix my credit.As of right now, I have a friend willing to sign as a guarantor for my apartment as my credit score doesn't make the requirements. However, I can't rely on my friend forever and would want to get my credit to at least 680 as soon as I can.

My parents don't know that I've found this out and I'm trying to think of how to bring it up and how I could get them to give me all the accounts.

Questions:
I heard that debt-to-income ratio is important to your credit score. As of right now, I have no job, but when I graduate this semester, I have a job ready for me. Will my credit score improve when I start that job ? Since, technically it seems my debt-to-income ratio right now would be $25,000 in debt and $0 in income.

My starting salary as a computer engineer will most likely give me enough money to pay off all the debt in 1-2 years. Would it be beneficially to pay off all the debt at once?

I love my parents but they don't have any self control and I could very well see them using my identity to open more things in the future. Is there any way to stop them from stealing my identity in the future without taking legal action against them ?

TL;DR: parents opened credit cards in my name and gave me $25k in debt. how do i fix this without sending anyone to jail and how do i prevent it from happening again.
Father wants me to buy him a car
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/94duc6/father_wants_me_to_buy_him_a_car/

quote:

I'm under a lot of pressure with a situation, and need some advice/viewpoints on what to do.

My father made some unbelievably foolish decisions with his finances and his credit is hosed up. He missed several payments on his last car and they repo-ed it. Now he's got a repossession on his credit. Now he needs a new car but can’t get approved for a loan, omg.

He’s asked me to step in and buy one for him. He’d be making the payments but the vehicle would be in my name and my credit.

I’m not sure if I wanna do that. I make a big salary (my annual income as an individual is higher than the household income for my state). But he is a severe credit risk, obviously.

If he stopped making the payments on the car, the creditor would come after me and devastate my credit as well. Just even applying for a car loan would lower my credit score, before we even consider whether I'd be approved.

I'd don't know what to do or what my options are and am struggling with the decision. It's a tough spot with him being my father.

What are my options? Assuming I did help him, what ways could I minimize or eliminate the risk to my credit? Are there alternatives to me buying the vehicle for him with me as the sole owner on the paperwork? Could I share the risk and be one of multiple people co-signing for him?

Appreciate it.

Moneyball posted:

e: I don't care if it's unrealistic due to credit score. Life, uh, finds a way
This checks out.

SiGmA_X fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Aug 4, 2018

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SiGmA_X posted:

I have $1500 in the bank. I just landed a job making $21 an hour. I don't start until September 24th. My rent is $1000 due yesterday and again on September 1st. What do I do?
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/93xn8b/i_have_1500_in_the_bank_i_just_landed_a_job/
Parents gave me debt and ruined my credit
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/94bmvm/parents_gave_me_debt_and_ruined_my_credit/
Father wants me to buy him a car
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/94duc6/father_wants_me_to_buy_him_a_car/

This checks out.

1. Call your goddamn landlord holy poo poo
2. Call the bank holy poo poo
3. Find a used honda holy poo poo

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

quote:

I make a big salary (my annual income as an individual is higher than the household income for my state).

Then when somebody suggests him buying his dad a cheap used car,

quote:

No, I don't have quite that kind of money

Oh well

I wonder just how prevalent this actually is.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Ebola Roulette posted:

Don't tell your kids to follow their dreams if it means getting into a crippling amount of debt and definitely don't cosign on it for fucks sake.

But definitely cosign loans with a 50% overall interest for colleagues who can't save $6K over 3 years because these are definitely the good people who won't try to leave you holding the shitbag ever.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I know horsechat is a bit passe in this thread but I found a little radio piece from back in 2002 called "Reaganomics on the Hoof: The Arabian Horse Industry in the 1980s" that's definitely worth a listen. The horse industry (Arabians weren't the only part affected, Saddlebreds and racehorses had their own bubbles) were kind of a microcosm of the ~trickle-down~ effect on the American economy - all that money just got shuffled around among the ultra-wealthy and after the rich owners went back to their offshore bank accounts or whatever the stable workers, trainers, people who actually cared about the horses were left with nothing. The piece only lightly touches on the pyramid-schemey aspect of it all, that the fillies which were purchased from the big breeders all got bred back to the "superstar" stallions from that same breeder so money kept being funneled to the top.

The Arabian industry never did recover, and the bottom fell out completely (even worse than the rest of the horse industry) after 2008. The worst part of the bubble, besides the thousands of horses that got sent to slaughter or starved, was that the horses that were being bred were actually really bad at doing horse things. If I may quote from a horse industry forum

https://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/forum/discussion-forums/off-course/81839-arabian-horses-in-the-1980s/ posted:

I got to see a couple of investment/tax-shelter farms just before the crash. I was involved in University horse-judging teams and we got to tour a number of beautiful barns.
One of the Arab barns we saw stands out in my mind. Owners were rich non-horse people but enjoyed the status and hoopla. The barn I saw was a show and sale barn. It was all set up for in-hand and "liberty" showing. I dont think there was riding tack on the property. The manager informed us that these were halter Arabians and "too valuable to be ridden!" He very nicely took out a couple of the horses and had them stood up while he explained points of conformation and breed type.
Then he confided that this is not how a buyer would see the horse. He pointed to the window that overlooked the small arena. The buyer would not enter a barn but would be escorted directly to the climate-controlled Viewing Area complete with bar and food. Then he told the assistant to put on a show. The arena lights dimmed and flashed and a smoke machine started (honest!). Meanwhile, the handler was in the barn aisle getting the horse worked up - spinning it, jerking on it and cracking a whip (not pretty). Then he slipped of the halter and let it snort and blow into the arena. A couple of assistants would keep it moving and firey. Buyers who bothered to see the horse commonly never saw it standing still and only viewed through the glass!
No wonder there were so many Arabians not trained to ride or drive when the market collapsed!
The reputation of the breed among other horsemen went from "tough, smart, can do anything you want it to" to "crazy snorty things who will break in half if you ride them". So now the older bloodlines from before the 1980s craze are coveted, though a handful of breeders continue to produce the ~exotic~ bugeyed horses for some reason.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
charles ii of horses

somehow

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Purebred dogs are basically all brutally inbred by people who increasingly don't care if they're actually capable of functioning as a dog. I'm pretty sure 'designer' breeds got marketed simply because they were running out of functional purebreds without having to broaden the gene pool.

Propaniac
Nov 28, 2000

SUSHI ROULETTO!
College Slice
Admittedly more BWL than BWM but I have to share this one:

"In the two years I've been in the Army, I (a man) have developed golf-ball-size lumps under my nipples that are now oozing streams of blood. I have never seen the completely free doctor available to me, or any other doctor, and am prepared to pay out-of-pocket for the surgery I assume I need, rather than let the Army find out."

US Army Enlisted - How do I get Gynecomastia Surgery?

quote:

I posted this on r/Army Figured I would throw it here as well, thank you for any feedback.
I've been in the Army for nearly two years now, my rank is E-4. Long story short I started developing gynecomastia in basic training and it keeps getting worse. It started with itchy nipples and now I've got close to golf ball sized lumps under both nipples. I'm not sure what the exact cause is but I didn't have this issue before enlisting (I enlisted at age 22). It's painful and embarrassing and I'm also worried about my health. About a month ago I woke up to a spot of blood on my shirt (over my left nipple) and when I pressed on that nipple a stream of dark blood ran down my chest, so I'm not sure if these lumps could be cancerous or what. I don't have any signs of low testosterone: I'm lean and muscular, good at PT, I easily grow a beard and no I've never used steroids.
I have not seen any doctor about this yet. I'm already expecting that the army will not pay for surgery, which is fine, I'm definitely willing to pay for surgery out of pocket. My worry is that if I see an army doc and tell him my concerns that they will just say its normal and lots of guys suffer from it (which is true enough) and would not condone me going into surgery with a civilian doctor, even if I pay for it myself. Maybe it's the wrong line of thinking but the Army has taught me that it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. I know there would be some recovery time from this surgery but I could potentially take leave and get it done and not have anybody find out.
I'm looking for feedback/advice from anyone that knows how the army would handle this or has gone through a similar experience. Should I see what the Army doctor would say first or just get the thing taken care of by a civilian surgeon and hope there aren't any complications/nobody finds out?

Every reply is some version of "Go to the doctor immediately".

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Is he mentally retarded or something? Why on earth would he think that not only would the Army refuse to pay for medical treatment, but that the Army would even ensure that he does not receive medical treatment?

The mental thought process...

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Not going to quote John Smith directly, but the answer is people get paranoid their employer is going to find out about their health problems and punish them for it. A friend who got knocked up was so paranoid her job would find out she was pregnant that she made the baby daddy pay out of pocket for the doctor's visits until it got to the point where she couldn't hide the pregnancy. And he paid thousands of dollars to follow her wishes. There was a lot of stupidity in that couple.

That said, the only job where your boss might find out about your vampire breastfeeding nipples is the military. Does anyone know if HIPAA regulations are as strong in the service as it is in civilian life?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Moneyball posted:

e: I don't care if it's unrealistic due to credit score. Life, uh, finds a way

Bad credit? No credit? No problem!

*puts forth a 7 year loan at rates that make a Mustang salesman outside an Army base smile*

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Criminal BWM is a special flavor.

quote:

Throwaway for obvious reasons. I am in full-panic mode right now.

I royally hosed up and am 100% admitting that what I did was wrong. Any name you wanna call me, you’re absolutely right. Right now I just want to know how I can fix this, preferably before poo poo hits the fan.

My boyfriend is applying for a mortgage. He was denied and told he needed a co-signer. Enter mom, small business owner and recent new homeowner herself.

To say this process has been a nightmare would be an understatement. We are looking at an FHA loan. Federal. What a wonderful kind of mortgage to commit fraud on, don’t you think? Can’t possibly be any serious repercussions for falsifying information on a federal...ohh, right. 30 years in prison and massive million-dollar fines. That’s right.

When we first started out, we were told the lender would pull a tax transcript. That’s fine. All that shows is the same information provided on the tax returns but in a more simplified format. It doesn’t show what is still due and what has been paid.

Well it turns out that BF’s mom owes enough on her taxes that it pushes her up past the debt to income ratio she’s allowed to be at. So we decided to make a fake bank statement showing she paid the taxes. I was the one who made the statement since I am the one with the skill to make digital alterations. It has been one thing after another and at this point we were so frustrated we said gently caress it. Just do it.

It’s not that we can’t afford the mortgage. We can more than afford the mortgage, but the strings attached to getting an FHA loan (which we are doing because we can’t afford the down payment on a conventional loan and don’t qualify for one of the ones you only have to pay 3% on) are so numerous and stringent that it’s ridiculous. His mom JUST got a mortgage and they didn’t need even half the stuff from her that our lender is wanting from her.

I submitted the altered documents to my loan officer yesterday and today she sent me a file containing all the items that needed verified and who was responsible for providing what. Most of it was already verified. However, while looking through the list, I noticed that a request had been added on 8/1 to add to the file. A request for the lender to obtain a Record of Account tax transcript. This goes beyond a regular tax transcript and allows the lender to obtain precisely what is owed and what has been paid. To say that I am in full out panic mode is putting it mildly. And since it’s a weekend, there’s a very good chance the report will be ready Monday. Once they look at it, they will see very plainly that we lied. Specifically, I lied as I am the one who did the actual falsifying.

This lender has a tendency to take ages to look at stuff but I’m willing to bet this will go quickly. I am friendly with our loan officer and we text often as we know each other outside of her job. If I call her tomorrow and tell her something has come up and we need to stop our application (for which closing is literally only a week and a half away), will I save myself from fraud charges? Are they still allowed to go in and look at our documents after we’ve said we want out? Is there any hope at all for me? I realize that I had the intent to commit fraud, but I guess I’m wondering if pull the app and don’t actually get issued the loan, will it still count?

Maybe I don’t deserve hope. I admit that what I’ve done is terrible and wrong and it’s people like me that give others a more difficult time because stronger measures have to be put in place to stop these things. I never intended to hurt anyone. I never intended to rip off the lender. We intended to pay every single mortgage payment for 30 years. It was just getting our foot in the door that we struggled with and that’s why I did what I did. To put a roof over my family’s head and get us out of the lovely situation we’re in now, I would do almost anything. But go to jail for decades? Get slapped with fines I can never pay? Ruin my life and the lives of anyone associated with this ordeal? I just can’t do it. I just want to put a stop to this before it becomes that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/94g6pw/tifu_by_committing_mortgage_fraud_what_can_i_do/

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Ixian posted:

Is it true that student loans allow you to draw for general living expenses which includes pretty much everything? I.e. eating out, boutique coffee, and so on?

I remember a story from several years ago where someone was trying to explain to a very BWM person that the $7 Starbucks she charged every day to her loan (among many other things) were ending up costing her far more than that and her reply was she'd be "very crabby" without her latte every morning. I know this is venturing in to Avocado toast territory but I think there is a difference when it comes to leveraging a high interest student loan that is almost impossible to discharge for those expenses.

Yes a significant amount of my student loans went to buying weed.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

neonbregna posted:

Yes a significant amount of my student loans went to buying weed.

A chunk of my leftover student loan money bought new boobs.

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BattleMoose
Jun 16, 2010
One of my colleagues at work revealed that he has a friend that made $100mil off of bitcoin, it sounded believable. Details were scarce but presumably he got in when it was dirt cheap and worthless. Sounds like hes donating heaps to charity so that's nice.

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