homoerotic cyber meme code words is still one of my favorite phrases of all time e: cat in a hat tax
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Beet Wagon posted:homoerotic cyber meme code words is still one of my favorite phrases of all time What an excellent snipe.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 18:57 |
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It's beautiful! --- And goes lovely with this Chris transcript too. Which features bears. And vaingloriously bad space poo poo... It's long and makes no sense, so I put the best bits in bold. quote:Q: What incentives and gameplay benefits do we want to implement to encourage players to wear uniforms and clothes on ships and on space stations etc? --- CONCLUSION: You will have to take your medium armour off to pee. Plus he really thinks you can't communicate with your future space helmet on. Plus there will be penalties. There will...
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:06 |
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/13128-The-Star-Citizen-Economyquote:Players and organizations who amass enough wealth can take control of individual production nodes and begin building an industrial empire. The most aggressive entrepreneurs may take over whole sections of a supply chain and begin producing their own goods for sale on the open market – if they can keep the resources flowing. But be warned – some large corporations don’t appreciate competition!
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:10 |
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downout posted:3 days late to the agile discussion - anyone say agile can't fail, only be failed? Yeah, a lot of Scotsmen came along spouting something like that.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:16 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:19 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:40 |
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Daztek posted:https://massivelyop.com/2018/08/04/star-citizens-chris-roberts-downplays-currency-stockpiling-controversy-you-win-by-having-fun/ This is good, for Star Citizen
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:41 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:We passed the point where mercy was an option long ago. I tried to sweep the leg but clipped right through it
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:43 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Okay so, I’ve asked this multiple times before I became a regular reader of this thread, but I’m really dumb and couldn’t find it. Where the gently caress is the parp? Could someone link me the exact moment in the Space-President Oldman Speech where the parp happens? Parp: Somebody showed a picture of this. It was from Peter Gabriel when he took some of the images of Gary Oldmans model being distorted in a YouTube video and they were showing off their face distortion technology for all of their miraculous cinematography back in the day. It was widely seen as a bad idea to do that with the likeness of a real life actor, and yes it did indeed go poorly. This also was the origination of "flat gary" with all the flow lines on his unwrapped UV texture they also showed. Rub: Some reddit user suggested that everybody on SA is spending all their time rubbing each other over different things involved in the controversy. In natural SA methods this was quickly adopted as the new thing to do, since nobody had ever thought of it before and it sounded hilariously stupid. It's another thing that didn't originate on here but became part of the "culture", much like the Stimpire Guy. Neither of these came from the annals of the thread or SA, but it was just too crazy and insane to pass up to lay claim to.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:44 |
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And still, no gameplay. (Context: What they show in the vid isn't anything even remotely similar to what actually happens in the pu) Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Aug 4, 2018 |
# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:45 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1025773792486801409
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:46 |
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Brb gotta shower to reduce my smell meter before I meet up with the fleet.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:54 |
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The Titanic posted:Parp: Speculation is that one of the (many) problems behind SQ42 is that Gary himself got wind of this and is pissed about it... Perhaps making him less than willing to come back and do reshoots to fix all the dumb mocap problems they had in the first place. This is also tied to speculation about why we haven't seen anything new about any of the actors in years. Something about the amount of time that an actor's likeness can be used in advertisements/ promo material, and how that clock began ticking with Gary Oldman as soon as these things were released. Now the time limit has passed, and he isn't letting them renew the agreement (or wants way more money because he's mad at them). Beef Hardcheese fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Aug 4, 2018 |
# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:07 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:08 |
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Beef Hardcheese posted:
I don't blame him in the least. When it comes to having respect for the actors involved, they didn't so that. They basically acted like they "owned" them and showed off all kinds of horrible digital crap that no doubt went sour. The only thing worse would be if they release the models, and you end up with photorealistic Gary Oldman banging photorealistic Gillian Anderson in some guy's machinima porn, which absolutely will happen 30 minutes after these assets get into some modders hands.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:21 |
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The Titanic posted:photorealistic Gary Oldman banging photorealistic Gillian Anderson in some guy's machinima porn, which absolutely will happen 30 minutes after these assets get into some modders hands. Please don't kink shame. Also us machinimist have to put food on the table just like everyone else.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:30 |
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Tokamak posted:It should be obvious to anyone who has played games in the last decade how spending money to short circuit progression can negatively affect the psyche of a playerbase If I were a backer I'd be worried about how the game being unabashedly pay-to-win affects the calculus of the development. But then I don't really believe for one second that development is actually happening or that anyone who paid for Star Citizen knows what calculus is. I guess I'm glad the backers are being taken for a ride.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:33 |
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Koil posted:Last nights RTV crobbers So true, I can bearly watch them.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:50 |
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I want to see old luke skywalker buttduck superman now. It will be good for Star Citizen.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 21:29 |
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Daztek posted:https://massivelyop.com/2018/08/04/star-citizens-chris-roberts-downplays-currency-stockpiling-controversy-you-win-by-having-fun/ hahahahahaha This is why I love Star Citizen.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 21:42 |
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Pixelate posted:It's long and makes no sense, so I put the best bits in bold. This is pretty wild poo poo.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 21:46 |
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Because having to change the color of your laser is much more involved.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 21:57 |
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TheSickeningTruth posted:I want to see old luke skywalker buttduck superman now. It will be good for Star Citizen.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:10 |
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The RtV was very comforting for me, because I was getting worried that CIG was giving up on the dream of a supermassive black hole of fidelity that sucks in the player's time and ability to have fun. I'm glad to know that when I log into the game I will have to go to my space closet and put on individual pieces of my space suit, and then take it off and put on my space armor to participate in sub 20 fps first person shooting, taking a break every 30 mins to take it all off again to pee. Any loot I win from this, I will have to individually carry back to my ship and place in another space closet or container. I wonder when CIG will implement space label makers so I can remember which space closet or space drawer I put my phallic alien weapon in? I'm glad Chris is out there fighting the good fight, and in his own words "harassing" his team to make this exciting vision come to life.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:11 |
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I wasn’t paying attention during the early days of this fine mess. When did they shoot all the Oldman/Anderson stuff? Did the backers ever say anything about their money being spent on an all star cast? Roberts must have paid the actors millions.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:14 |
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colonelwest posted:The RtV was very comforting for me, because I was getting worried that CIG was giving up on the dream of a supermassive black hole of fidelity that sucks in the player's time and ability to have fun. I'm glad to know that when I log into the game I will have to go to my space closet and put on individual pieces of my space suit, and then take it off and put on my space armor to participate in sub 20 fps first person shooting, taking a break every 30 mins to take it all off again to pee. Any loot I win from this, I will have to individually carry back to my ship and place in another space closet or container. I wonder when CIG will implement space label makers so I can remember which space closet or space drawer I put my phallic alien weapon in? Don't worry. Chris has you covered. Literally hours of engaging box-carrying content.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:16 |
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This commando is frozen in fear. Forward they see their deadliest foe; the dreaded ramp. From the commando's radio we hear a quite "nooooooo~"
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:38 |
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The Titanic posted:I don't blame him in the least. When it comes to having respect for the actors involved, they didn't so that. They basically acted like they "owned" them and showed off all kinds of horrible digital crap that no doubt went sour. I didn't know I wanted this until now
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:42 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:55 |
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Quavers posted:I didn't know I wanted this until now Why would you want that? I'd like to bang Gilian myself. And not a photorealistic one, the real flesh and blood. But I'm guessing that happening has an even lesser chance than Chris releasing Star Citizen.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:57 |
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BeigeJacket posted:I wasn’t paying attention during the early days of this fine mess. When did they shoot all the Oldman/Anderson stuff? Did the backers ever say anything about their money being spent on an all star cast? Roberts must have paid the actors millions. Not to worry friend. It is still is Early Days, and development has just started. A-list actors are doing well, thanks for your interest.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:16 |
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It's gotta be 4 or 5 years ago now since they did the initial shoots.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:21 |
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Here's the video I was talking about earlier, the source of Parpman and other funnies. This was in Oct 2015. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1eLecTsTSw Parp at 5:21
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:24 |
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Considering that they can't even get FPS AI to work in a FPS engine, I seriously doubt the NPC's will ever be out doing jobs and running the economy.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:28 |
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That is not how you carry a box.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:30 |
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mjotto posted:Why would you want that? I'd like to bang Gilian myself. And not a photorealistic one, the real flesh and blood. But I'm guessing that happening has an even lesser chance than Chris releasing Star Citizen. It would be hilarious to post Sq42 porn-machinima to /r/StarCitizen and watch the nutters meltdown
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Quavers fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:That is not how you carry a box. Its full of Argon.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:44 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 19:51 |
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So I thought I'd load up the game and make a fun video. I cannot, the game will not let me: Play it Have any fun They have designed the little bit of fun there was to be had right out of the game. So, you now walk like a loving zombie on Prozac now, the tool tips (they have added a lot of these) tell you to press shift to run, so I do and I do. The thing is, what they have done is so transparent with this my eyes rolled 365 degrees in my head and moonwalked away like an Xbox 360. They have put in more and more 'poo poo zones' - These first started appearing years ago when the table I used to run on and jump off suddenly auto forced you to walk on it, and no where else but on that one table. This 'fixed' the issue of people jumping through the ceiling. They now have these anti fun zones on all air locks, so you can no longer run at the doors. You are not able to move with freedom any more in multiple places and it's jarring as gently caress, as well as a SLAP IN THE FACE - it reeks of on rails console games made by EA and hand holding BULL$HIT like what evil publishers put in games. So that sucks the fun out of that. Then we move on to being outside. We all know that Star Citizen does not simulate anything at all but when you are outside now you get a tool tip telling you to 'monitor your oxygen levels at all times and press B to take some medicine or some bullshit' - So now you have limited time outside. I pressed B and nothing happened. This essentially means open world dicking around is dead, you now have a fun tax slapped on that. Then we have this new loving god awful lovely wank arse UI and how you 'interact with bullshit' - OK, so press F4 to go into 3rd person view, this is my preferred view as it really is the best way to see your commandos ultra 4K butt textures. Now, want to OPEN A loving DOOR? Well space cadet, prepare to use your wits and training because doors no longer just open, oh no, this is the future after all. You now zombie your rear end up to the door and press F, while pressing F a very hit and miss UI pops up and your wobble your mouse at 5fps over the door handle, so now while doing this click the loving thing, go on click, click like the arsehole you are. If this has all gone well the IMMERSION ANIMATION will open the door, and now you get to press F4 again to go back to the view you were in - every time. This is lovely enough with doors but you want to fly a Mustang? Good luck with that, instead of being immersed in the greatest gaming experience of the century you are a twat kneeling down, pressing F, wobbling your mouse and clicking wildly at the ether hoping something, anything happens. If your man hole cover of destiny ever deigns to flop open you pop out of your preferred view, into a god awful view and all hell breaks loose until you mash F4, then guess what? PRESS F YOU BITCH AND CLICK THE loving IMMERSION LADDER - Are you having fun yet? WELL GUESS WHAT? View change out of no where. Press F4 again while totally doing the loving can can upside down and DO IT ALL AGAIN TO SIT IN A loving CHAIR. They have killed this game dead, this is literally zero fun now. OK, so I get in my commandos chair and IT GETS WORSE. So now you do the press F bullshit and your chariot turns on eventually. Now then, after the usual 'Landing Gear Succsfl' welcome message you USED TO be able to hit space bar and zoom up. Not any more motherfucker Now you have to (while sat in the chair) press F and wobble your mouse around until you find a START CHARIOT button. This appears to do nothing. This is as far as I got - Fuuuuuck this. The cockpit is all sort of interactive now with much F pressing going on, the UI too small to read and literally useless. I never did take off because... THEY HAVE NOW PUT A FUN TAX ON FLYING So if you sit in your crap ship on the lovely grey concrete environment for too long you despawn after a warning of 'You are stationary in an active landing pad for too long you arse' warning. So that was me, done with that poo poo, I got teleported back inside Port Olsisissrarar for loitering, my crime level went up as well, although I doubt that does anything. I cannot express how poo poo this is now, it's not funny, it's not fun, it's shear joyless crap and you can literally see where they have designed the fun right the gently caress out of it. "People seem to be having fun running in this area and jumping around - I think if we disabled running and jumping that would solve it, also people are playing around on the landing pads, we should really take steps to KNOCK THAT OFF" That along with 7 minutes loading screens, 12 FPS, chat still full of 'weapons not working' and other shite. It's crap, if anyone is on the fence about buying this just to see how bad it is, don't - Instead get off the fence and stare at it for an hour, it's more fun. peter gabriel fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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