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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
How come there's only videos of other animals eating crabs? There's nothing about crabs being the killer predators. :smith:

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

How come there's only videos of other animals eating crabs? There's nothing about crabs being the killer predators. :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XytVHT5GnWQ

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This kills the octopus

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Hahaha get absolutely hosed you piece of poo poo tentacle bitch

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I feel conflicted because cephalopods own too.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Its such a great slice of “ha ha I’m the deadly predator, alien and unknown, and now I spring my trap- AAAAAUGH OH gently caress MY ENTIRE HEAD IS IN ITS MOUTH OH GOD”

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

How does invertebrate supremacy taste, you drat doggo?!




(...like crab)

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Every time I see those big rear end land crabs I really want to eat them. And also keep one of them in my back yard with a sign on the gate that says "HERE BE CRABS."

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Honky Dong Country posted:

Every time I see those big rear end land crabs I really want to eat them. And also keep one of them in my back yard with a sign on the gate that says "HERE BE CRABS."

BEWARE OF CRAB

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Honky Dong Country posted:

Every time I see those big rear end land crabs I really want to eat them. And also keep one of them in my back yard with a sign on the gate that says "HERE BE CRABS."

I read somewhere that they taste terrible and dont really have that much meat on them.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

LingcodKilla posted:

I read somewhere that they taste terrible and dont really have that much meat on them.

That video a long ways back with the guy (over-) enthusiastically looking for them said they were being hunted heavily, so who knows.

Really, you’d want at least two because a group of coconut crabs is called a nightmare, and that makes an even better sign.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


RIP doggo :(

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

:allears: What in the world is this from? Secondary chainsaw crab is my hero.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


where can i find a print of this

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mak0rz posted:

where can i find a print of this

it's apparently from a comic called shaolin cowboy by Geof Darrow


naem
May 29, 2011

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
Lobstador Retriever?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://i.imgur.com/bcKLmxf.gifv

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Vampire crabs are p cool.

Spiders...eh (too many black widows out here, no thanks).

FWIW you have to try really hard to get bit by a black widow, they are very timid.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Stuffed crab. GFs mom sent it a box of stuff from Alaska, I swioped in and clamed it.
And a curious dog.

I named it Crabcakes.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

What's he playing?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

He was picking out a movie on amazon . We are watching Rock n roll highschool.

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

Applesnots posted:

He was picking out a movie on amazon . We are watching Rock n roll highschool.

Oh, he's cute! And he has great taste. 💖 🦀

Malah
May 18, 2015

Chainsaw Crab needs them on his feet as well.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

That second crab is swole as gently caress.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I'm the beautiful neonboi in the third picture.

jerk irl
Apr 26, 2018

Mak0rz posted:

What's he playing?

Probably EvE online.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

LingcodKilla posted:

I read somewhere that they taste terrible and dont really have that much meat on them.

They’re not terrible, but not the tastiest crab around (that’s the blue crab).

Though it’s important to keep them in pens for a month or two and feed them vegetable scrap. They can eat all sorts of toxic stuff and become poisonous otherwise. I know sea mangoes are one thing they chow down on that is toxic to humans, and the ones in Diego would eat dead rats and happily fill their system with rat poison.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wild T posted:

They’re not terrible, but not the tastiest crab around (that’s the blue crab).

Though it’s important to keep them in pens for a month or two and feed them vegetable scrap. They can eat all sorts of toxic stuff and become poisonous otherwise. I know sea mangoes are one thing they chow down on that is toxic to humans, and the ones in Diego would eat dead rats and happily fill their system with rat poison.

That makes total sense.

Also blue crabs are overrated.

Red Rocks are underrated due not being commercially viable.

jerk irl
Apr 26, 2018
Stop eating dem poor crabs!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Honky Dong Country posted:

Every time I see those big rear end land crabs I really want to eat them. And also keep one of them in my back yard with a sign on the gate that says "HERE BE CRABS."

:same:

I hope they live in America.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



ekuNNN posted:

it's apparently from a comic called shaolin cowboy by Geof Darrow




I must read this now.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

jerk irl posted:

Stop eating dem poor crabs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-BdHH3zWSc

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km3o9ZOiUSE

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
where can i download a crab

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

schmuckfeatures posted:

where can i download a crab

You wouldn’t download a crab.

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