Rutibex posted:

i wonder how many boomers would say life was better in the 1970s

bradzilla posted:

"Life was better when there weren't no millennials whining about unions and fair wages labour was on the offensive, corporations and high earners paid reasonable tax rates and Glass-Steagal was still a thing "

Jerry Cotton posted:

But was there delicious contraband Oltermanni?



e: Why isn't there a Border Security: Australia's Front Line style show about the Russian border where instead of every episode being 80% Chinese old ladies smuggling 40 kg of plant diseases hidden in their shoes and 20% coked-up New Zealanders, it's 100% people from St. Petersburg trying to smuggle in Finnish cheeses?

SplitSoul posted:

Dont Touch ME posted:

This thread is better when its posting funny pictures instead of psuedo intellectuals posting like its D&D

Dont Touch ME posted:

This thread is better when its posting funny pictures instead of psuedo intellectuals posting like its D&D

Inept posted:

Rutibex posted:

Border Security: Turkey

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

God, I remember that. Astonishingly the idea of expensive, cancerous tap water didn't catch on.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Lol in 2018 Dasani still exists and sells very well. People will buy anything that's marketed to them.

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ekuNNN posted:

pink shows it less when you can't wash all the blood off

quote:

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The EP Specialist will be responsible for performing all aspects of protective operations both domestically as well as outside the United States. The ideal individual will be able to operate within a small team environment with a responsibility to ensure the safety and security of designated individuals and assets. Additionally, those with a proven track record of providing discrete protective services, success working in a small team environment, experience maintaining strict confidentiality, and extraordinary communication skills will thrive in this role. Position will reside in Culver City, CA and will require domestic and international travel.

Description

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Coordinate security related duties such as executive/talent protection, asset protection, safety/emergency planning, risk assessments, special event planning, etc.
Prioritize strategies with a holistic approach to security to anticipate, identify, and mitigate risk.
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Quickly collect, analyze, and disseminate information in a timely manner.
Coordinate regularly with cross-functional team members and various service providers and agencies.
Travel frequently, often on short notice, including globally.
Regularly conducts advance operations and develops, implements, and audits internally/externally developed security plans.
Available on-call for emergencies and be adaptable to constantly changing schedules which may include weekends and holidays.
Must be able to work with highly confidential information.
Must be able to communicate effectively with all levels of leadership.

Other Duties As Required.

Education Details
Bachelors degree preferred.

Key Qualifications

A minimum of 5 years professional experience in executive protection, law enforcement, or military special operations is required. Experience in the entertainment and corporate spaces highly desirable.
Understand and have demonstrated experience in protection concepts to include protective intelligence, talent security, secure transportation, contingency planning, counter surveillance and have experience in international and domestic travel.
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Basic medical training preferred.

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

I'm the ambiguous environments

MRC48B posted:

IDGI, why would they be seeking to hire someone, when retaining them as an independent contractor relieves the company of so much liability, both legal and financial?

MRC48B posted:

IDGI, why would they be seeking to hire someone, when retaining them as an independent contractor relieves the company of so much liability, both legal and financial?

Inept posted:

Rutibex posted:

honestly, i would watch a show about the border security of just about every country. i think Border Security: Turkey would be the most entertaining

Rutibex posted:

honestly, i would watch a show about the border security of just about every country. i think Border Security: Turkey would be the most entertaining

Echo Chamber posted: