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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That never gets old

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


http://www.sportspromedia.com/news/atletico-madrid-superior-court-wanda-metropolitano-sale-illegal

Looks like there is trouble brewing for Atletico and their new stadium.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Jermaine Pennant has released an autobiography talking about him and Ashley Cole’s threesomes and how they high fived each other :sissies:

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Jermaine Pennant has released an autobiography talking about him and Ashley Cole’s threesomes and how they high fived each other :sissies:

I notice you didn't say "written"...

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mickolution posted:

I notice you didn't say "written"...

Do any sports people actually write their autobiography?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

julian assflange posted:

Do any sports people actually write their autobiography?

Fair point.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Jermaine Pennant has released an autobiography talking about him and Ashley Cole’s threesomes and how they high fived each other :sissies:

Wonder if the roastee was Chezza.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Probably a hairdresser from Romford.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

julian assflange posted:

Do any sports people actually write their autobiography?
Obviously not but the least likely would be Pennant #noracism

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Just an ankle monitor. No big deal.

Not permitted to participate in matches after 5:00pm due to being on house arrest. lmao
https://twitter.com/marca/status/1027887004137213953?s=21

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Jermaine Pennant is now in the Celebrity Big Brother house teasing gossip from his playing days.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Further confirmation that Lazio fans are garbage people and the dirt worst.


https://twitter.com/CmdotCom_En/status/1031123120529145856

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Its for their own safety, like at sea world. Except instead of water its mopeds.

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Blue Star Error posted:

Its for their own safety, like at sea world. Except instead of water its mopeds.

I thought you were going to say "Fascists" instead of mopeds.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Vagabundo posted:

Further confirmation that Lazio fans are garbage people and the dirt worst.


https://twitter.com/CmdotCom_En/status/1031123120529145856

Let's not judge a big group of people by the actions of whoever the diabolik puto is

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
thats a lot of words for an unwritten law

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Diabolik is an old Italian comic book, so these guys are probably afraid of women.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Gigi Galli posted:

Diabolik is an old Italian comic book, so these guys are probably afraid of women.

But do Paperinic comics have Pluto the dog?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Alexeythegreat posted:

But do Paperinic comics have Pluto the dog?

Lol they do, I didn't even think of that.

Please tell me paperino is called paperinic in Russia.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

quote:

Former Fiorentina and West Ham United defender Tomas Repka has been given a prison sentence for a ‘revenge porn’ attack on his ex-wife.

The Czech Republic international is now 44 years old and retired in 2012.

He played for Fiorentina from 1998 to 2001, moving on to five years at West Ham United before a return to Sparta Prague.

Repka was found guilty of posting three fake escort adverts for his ex-wife Vlad’ka Erbova and a court in Brno sentenced him to six months in prison.

His current partner, TV presenter Katerina Kristelova, was also fined 50,000 Czech crowns for aiding him.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Gigi Galli posted:

Diabolik is an old Italian comic book, so these guys are probably afraid of women.

Marcotti said something similar on Golazzo this week.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Vlad’ka

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Had a similar thing at work when some ex-boyfriend sent photoshopped nudes of my female co-worker to our companies general email. Then the idiot secretary checking the email forwarded it to our branch office mail list (~200 people) in good faith I guess

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Surely I’m not the only one who immediately did a Google Image Search upon reading this...?

Related note - his new partner is a major upgrade on the faux escort one imo

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Gigi Galli posted:

Diabolik is an old Italian comic book, so these guys are probably afraid of women.

https://i.giphy.com/media/osd3cTiXlBFU4/giphy.gif

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

sticksy posted:

Surely I’m not the only one who immediately did a Google Image Search upon reading this...?

Related note - his new partner is a major upgrade on the faux escort one imo

Which one would you most like to gently caress and what would you do? Doggy ontop and normal?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

sticksy posted:

Surely I’m not the only one who immediately did a Google Image Search upon reading this...?

Related note - his new partner is a major upgrade on the faux escort one imo

Let's see them side by side and we can decide properly

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/MirrorCeleb/status/1033726258805452800

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Man, that picture is straight out of central casting if you asked for someone who looked like he groped women on trains.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I’ve just been shown a video of what appears to be Alisson Becker having a very nice time with several ladies at once. Not sure if there’s a press embargo, that said he is free to do what he wants although no doubt there’s a ‘think of the children’ angle somewhere.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

at least he's not loving a dog

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


To be honest, I'm a bit surprised this hadn't happened earlier at this point in his sad joke of a life.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Bacon Terrorist posted:

I’ve just been shown a video of what appears to be Alisson Becker having a very nice time with several ladies at once. Not sure if there’s a press embargo, that said he is free to do what he wants although no doubt there’s a ‘think of the children’ angle somewhere.

v. jealous of this so we should lock him up

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Vagabundo posted:

To be honest, I'm a bit surprised this hadn't happened earlier at this point in his sad joke of a life.
dont want to sound callous but every time a news story comes up i’m mildly surprised he’s still alive

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Bacon Terrorist posted:

I’ve just been shown a video of what appears to be Alisson Becker having a very nice time with several ladies at once. Not sure if there’s a press embargo, that said he is free to do what he wants although no doubt there’s a ‘think of the children’ angle somewhere.
Given how many women there and given how massive his cock is, I think this will if anything boost his reputation.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Never heard of him

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
a footballer was in a sex tape and there weren't other footballers involved? doesn't seem likely

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
afaik Alisson isn't married either so who cares, good for him

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Jose posted:

a footballer was in a sex tape and there weren't other footballers involved? doesn't seem likely

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