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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm glad they've got the same priorities as a typical goon project.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


:colbert:

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Internet Wizard posted:

I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians.

To be fair either group is going to spend 99% of their time hovering toxic dust off their mars suits or loving. It probably wouldn’t make a difference.

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Doug Ford, brother of literal crackhead alcoholic hatebag former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, got elected and one of his braying points is "bringing back buck a beer"

What does that actually mean? Well the government sets a minimum price beer can be sold for. It was at some point in the past 1.00. It is currently 1.25.

So all BUCK A BEER BUCK A BEER boils down to is wanting to change that minimum from 1.25 to 1.00.

Ps current number of anyone anywhere selling beers for the legal minimum price of 1.25 or even anywhere close: zero.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Internet Wizard posted:

I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians.

A million loving times this, we're going to put loving privates and corporals in the most hazardous environment to life that we know of, the same loving idiots who blow their hands off while trying to use a .50 cal round as a loving hammer.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Solaris 2.0 posted:

They all look like they were done by an 8 year old who just learned Photoshop.

I was just thinking, Barron is going to have a sweet "what I did on my summer vacation" story.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Internet Wizard posted:

I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians.

At least this way valuable training won't be lost

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

orange juche posted:

A million loving times this, we're going to put loving privates and corporals in the most hazardous environment to life that we know of, the same loving idiots who blow their hands off while trying to use a .50 cal round as a loving hammer.

If we ever try to put enlisted into space before we kill this planet, it's going to make the Ospreys development seem a lot less deadlier in comparison

Edit: and the f35 a bargain

mods changed my name fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Aug 9, 2018

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


psydude posted:

I don't think space exploration and saving Earth are a zero sum game.

This is what I was trying to get to. I don't know what would come out of pushing the frontier of space exploration, but just imagine the legacy tech and science we would get out of trying.

Think of the space weed, if you will. Or what might come out of asteroid mining drones.

Even if it ends up as Lcpl Schmuckatelly and Pvt Fuckface, at least the social experiment side of things could pay off. Be real good for establishing a baseline without wasting valuable scientists on the next Challenger disaster.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



mods changed my name posted:

If we ever try to put enlisted into space before we kill this planet, it's going to make the Ospreys development seem a lot less deadlier in comparison

nah fam they'll replace it with the Pelican out of Halo and do beachhead landings on useless dirt planets. The Osprey's lust for blood will not be stopped by a lack of atmosphere.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Aug 9, 2018

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Steezo posted:

This is what I was trying to get to. I don't know what would come out of pushing the frontier of space exploration, but just imagine the legacy tech and science we would get out of trying.

Think of the space weed, if you will. Or what might come out of asteroid mining drones.

Even if it ends up as Lcpl Schmuckatelly and Pvt Fuckface, at least the social experiment side of things could pay off. Be real good for establishing a baseline without wasting valuable scientists on the next Challenger disaster.

Can't wait for PFC Scumfuck to drown because his Cpl told him to mop the floor in zero g

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Our grandchildren will marvel at the amount of trim we got in comparison and how stimulating our overwatches would have been. They did it, they found a worse place to send enlisted than the mid east.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1027654266708578304?s=19

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I always found that the statement 'technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic' to have a corollary: technology that is sufficiently understood will be utilized by idiots.

See: Starcraft 1 intro video.

Except I don't think space flight is anywhere near that level yet. We still kinda have to send insanely smart people up there.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I think it's hilarious that "Space Force" is the name they're running with. Not Space Command, or Space Corps, or Aerospace Security Defense whatever.

President Goodbrains said "Space Force," so we're sticking with that.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
gently caress it, set up the space force, have basic be your 20 weeks or whatever and if you can't pass the standards to be an astronaut then entry level seperation.

End result, no space force.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Why does this have to be a separate service instead of a combatant command? I mean it'd be one thing if we had large amounts of military personnel actually in space, seems a bit premature at the moment.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

psydude posted:

I don't think space exploration and saving Earth are a zero sum game.

I'll believe that it when Bezos and others spend as much money on reversing the effects of climate change as they do on space exploration

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

DoktorLoken posted:

Why does this have to be a separate service instead of a combatant command? I mean it'd be one thing if we had large amounts of military personnel actually in space, seems a bit premature at the moment.

President Pissbaby wants his shiny. You're talking details and poo poo. He's an ideas guy, gently caress all that. His very stable genius brain is working on too high a level to be worried about that stuff.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

DoktorLoken posted:

Why does this have to be a separate service instead of a combatant command? I mean it'd be one thing if we had large amounts of military personnel actually in space, seems a bit premature at the moment.

No reason at all and that’s what you’ll end up with. Specifically it’ll end up with a load of maths nerds like me flying space drones, slowly and really boringly.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
"We red x'ed the shuttle, why did you let it fly and blow up?!"

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


It's cool that everyone in the DoD, Congress etc know the space force is a joke and just let it run without shooting it down because the president is broke brained. Even cooler that they'll do this without invoking the 25th amendment.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

mods changed my name posted:

Weezer is back with a cover of Toto's "Africa" if you thought poo poo couldn't get any dumber

I'm really bummed that the passage of a single year has reduced The Pixies from touring live theater type venues to opening for Weezer

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Hexyflexy posted:

No reason at all and that’s what you’ll end up with. Specifically it’ll end up with a load of maths nerds like me flying space drones, slowly and really boringly.

“This isn’t science fiction, this is real life”

*spends six weeks planning a 0.00003 km/s maneuver*

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Imagine being the PFC who has to clean every single air filter every morning because a SNCO has a hard-on for fresh fades every week.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fallom posted:

*spends six weeks planning a 0.00003 km/s maneuver*

*fires single RCS thruster for three seconds*

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Internet Wizard posted:

Imagine being the PFC who has to clean every single air filter every morning because a SNCO has a hard-on for fresh fades every week.

What color do you paint space rocks at Space HQ?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

orange juche posted:

What color do you paint space rocks at Space HQ?

Fluorescent yellow. You don’t want someone tripping over one do you?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Man, some poor PFC is gonna get their rear end chewed for not wearing their PT belt on an EVA.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

Man, some poor PFC is gonna get their rear end chewed for not wearing their PT belt on an EVA.

I wonder if I can transfer to space reserves.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

orange juche posted:

Man, some poor PFC is gonna get their rear end chewed for not wearing their PT belt on an EVA.

"PFC Joe Schmoe was killed by an errant piece of space debris BECAUSE HE WASN'T WEARING HIS REFLECTIVE BELT"

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
"shuttle crashed on landing due to lack of front and rear ground guides, the NCOIC in charge of runway ops has been dishonorably discharged"

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Hexyflexy posted:

Fluorescent yellow. You don’t want someone tripping over one do you?

This will happen after some dumb rear end drinks hypergolic rpocket fuel on a dare, has a seizure then catches fire or explodes.

It will still be a net benefit for humanity.

Edit: autocorrect can go to hell.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

i love that i helped find your avatar HCT, it works so well in so many situations

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
SPACE FORCE

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
good lord

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

thats literally what I said when I first saw your terrible AV

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