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I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 21:29 |
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facialimpediment posted:i'm the bad No Man's Sky ripoff I'm glad they've got the same priorities as a typical goon project.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 21:29 |
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Internet Wizard posted:I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians. To be fair either group is going to spend 99% of their time hovering toxic dust off their mars suits or loving. It probably wouldn’t make a difference.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 21:34 |
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Doug Ford, brother of literal crackhead alcoholic hatebag former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, got elected and one of his braying points is "bringing back buck a beer" What does that actually mean? Well the government sets a minimum price beer can be sold for. It was at some point in the past 1.00. It is currently 1.25. So all BUCK A BEER BUCK A BEER boils down to is wanting to change that minimum from 1.25 to 1.00. Ps current number of anyone anywhere selling beers for the legal minimum price of 1.25 or even anywhere close: zero.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 21:34 |
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Internet Wizard posted:I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians. A million loving times this, we're going to put loving privates and corporals in the most hazardous environment to life that we know of, the same loving idiots who blow their hands off while trying to use a .50 cal round as a loving hammer.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 21:36 |
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Solaris 2.0 posted:They all look like they were done by an 8 year old who just learned Photoshop. I was just thinking, Barron is going to have a sweet "what I did on my summer vacation" story.
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Internet Wizard posted:I love that NASA is a waste of money and should be defunded but we still want to put people on Mars they’re just going to be a bunch of Lance Corporals and Specialists instead of trained scientists and technicians. At least this way valuable training won't be lost
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 21:49 |
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orange juche posted:A million loving times this, we're going to put loving privates and corporals in the most hazardous environment to life that we know of, the same loving idiots who blow their hands off while trying to use a .50 cal round as a loving hammer. If we ever try to put enlisted into space before we kill this planet, it's going to make the Ospreys development seem a lot less deadlier in comparison Edit: and the f35 a bargain mods changed my name fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Aug 9, 2018 |
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psydude posted:I don't think space exploration and saving Earth are a zero sum game. This is what I was trying to get to. I don't know what would come out of pushing the frontier of space exploration, but just imagine the legacy tech and science we would get out of trying. Think of the space weed, if you will. Or what might come out of asteroid mining drones. Even if it ends up as Lcpl Schmuckatelly and Pvt Fuckface, at least the social experiment side of things could pay off. Be real good for establishing a baseline without wasting valuable scientists on the next Challenger disaster.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 21:52 |
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mods changed my name posted:If we ever try to put enlisted into space before we kill this planet, it's going to make the Ospreys development seem a lot less deadlier in comparison nah fam they'll replace it with the Pelican out of Halo and do beachhead landings on useless dirt planets. The Osprey's lust for blood will not be stopped by a lack of atmosphere. orange juche fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Aug 9, 2018 |
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Steezo posted:This is what I was trying to get to. I don't know what would come out of pushing the frontier of space exploration, but just imagine the legacy tech and science we would get out of trying. Can't wait for PFC Scumfuck to drown because his Cpl told him to mop the floor in zero g
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:19 |
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Our grandchildren will marvel at the amount of trim we got in comparison and how stimulating our overwatches would have been. They did it, they found a worse place to send enlisted than the mid east.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:21 |
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https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1027654266708578304?s=19
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:23 |
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I always found that the statement 'technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic' to have a corollary: technology that is sufficiently understood will be utilized by idiots. See: Starcraft 1 intro video. Except I don't think space flight is anywhere near that level yet. We still kinda have to send insanely smart people up there.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:26 |
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I think it's hilarious that "Space Force" is the name they're running with. Not Space Command, or Space Corps, or Aerospace Security Defense whatever. President Goodbrains said "Space Force," so we're sticking with that.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:26 |
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gently caress it, set up the space force, have basic be your 20 weeks or whatever and if you can't pass the standards to be an astronaut then entry level seperation. End result, no space force.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:32 |
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Why does this have to be a separate service instead of a combatant command? I mean it'd be one thing if we had large amounts of military personnel actually in space, seems a bit premature at the moment.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:33 |
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psydude posted:I don't think space exploration and saving Earth are a zero sum game. I'll believe that it when Bezos and others spend as much money on reversing the effects of climate change as they do on space exploration
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:37 |
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DoktorLoken posted:Why does this have to be a separate service instead of a combatant command? I mean it'd be one thing if we had large amounts of military personnel actually in space, seems a bit premature at the moment. President Pissbaby wants his shiny. You're talking details and poo poo. He's an ideas guy, gently caress all that. His very stable genius brain is working on too high a level to be worried about that stuff.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:37 |
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DoktorLoken posted:Why does this have to be a separate service instead of a combatant command? I mean it'd be one thing if we had large amounts of military personnel actually in space, seems a bit premature at the moment. No reason at all and that’s what you’ll end up with. Specifically it’ll end up with a load of maths nerds like me flying space drones, slowly and really boringly.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:40 |
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"We red x'ed the shuttle, why did you let it fly and blow up?!"
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It's cool that everyone in the DoD, Congress etc know the space force is a joke and just let it run without shooting it down because the president is broke brained. Even cooler that they'll do this without invoking the 25th amendment.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:45 |
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mods changed my name posted:Weezer is back with a cover of Toto's "Africa" if you thought poo poo couldn't get any dumber I'm really bummed that the passage of a single year has reduced The Pixies from touring live theater type venues to opening for Weezer
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:49 |
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Hexyflexy posted:No reason at all and that’s what you’ll end up with. Specifically it’ll end up with a load of maths nerds like me flying space drones, slowly and really boringly. “This isn’t science fiction, this is real life” *spends six weeks planning a 0.00003 km/s maneuver*
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 22:54 |
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Imagine being the PFC who has to clean every single air filter every morning because a SNCO has a hard-on for fresh fades every week.
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Fallom posted:*spends six weeks planning a 0.00003 km/s maneuver* *fires single RCS thruster for three seconds*
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Internet Wizard posted:Imagine being the PFC who has to clean every single air filter every morning because a SNCO has a hard-on for fresh fades every week. What color do you paint space rocks at Space HQ?
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:07 |
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orange juche posted:What color do you paint space rocks at Space HQ? Fluorescent yellow. You don’t want someone tripping over one do you?
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:11 |
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Man, some poor PFC is gonna get their rear end chewed for not wearing their PT belt on an EVA.
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orange juche posted:Man, some poor PFC is gonna get their rear end chewed for not wearing their PT belt on an EVA. I wonder if I can transfer to space reserves.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:13 |
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orange juche posted:Man, some poor PFC is gonna get their rear end chewed for not wearing their PT belt on an EVA. "PFC Joe Schmoe was killed by an errant piece of space debris BECAUSE HE WASN'T WEARING HIS REFLECTIVE BELT"
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:13 |
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"shuttle crashed on landing due to lack of front and rear ground guides, the NCOIC in charge of runway ops has been dishonorably discharged"
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:15 |
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Hexyflexy posted:Fluorescent yellow. You don’t want someone tripping over one do you? This will happen after some dumb rear end drinks hypergolic rpocket fuel on a dare, has a seizure then catches fire or explodes. It will still be a net benefit for humanity. Edit: autocorrect can go to hell.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:15 |
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i love that i helped find your avatar HCT, it works so well in so many situations
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:17 |
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SPACE FORCE
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 23:56 |
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good lord
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mods changed my name posted:good lord thats literally what I said when I first saw your terrible AV
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