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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Karate Bastard posted:

Also, the malachite stalactite is fragile and can crack in your crack and why exactly am I giving out weirdo sex advice on the internet

imma go have a lie down.

I'm less concerned about you giving out unsolicited weirdo sex advice on the internet than I am with you doing it in the wrong thread. :colbert:

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Is this one of those purse snatchers I’ve heard about?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Please nobody tell me what the right thread is.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Karate Bastard posted:

Also, the malachite stalactite is fragile and can crack in your crack and why exactly am I giving out weirdo sex advice on the internet

https://twitter.com/70sadulttitles/status/1027273131394777090

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh that's stalagmites. Completely different story. Those are never brittle. Hump away dude, and don't sue!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




bagina

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bagulva

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
A cluntch.
A pursy.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Hambag

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
Cucci purse.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
A snatch-purser

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
^^^^This guy's got you all beat^^^^

Trig Discipline posted:

Is this one of those purse snatchers I’ve heard about?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





That's a european-style fannypack. :colbert:

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
But is it a Cucci bag?

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Trig Discipline posted:

Is this one of those purse snatchers I’ve heard about?

:golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

What a pair of absolute tits

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




There’s no way that’s not deliberate.

fistful of hammers
Nov 11, 2011

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




And to make things worse, the W in 'whores' got cut off somehow.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I recognize that other one from Paris I think. If so they're the ones that help take the disabled to the Eiffel tower.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:57 on Aug 10, 2018

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Karate Bastard posted:

I recognize that other one from Paris I think. If so they're the ones that help take the disabled to the Eiffel tower.

:discourse:

Way better than what I was trying to come up with.

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam
beespidercock:


..

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1027933162377277442

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Nice package.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie
Oh, Novus!



(for the uninitiated)

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004



It’s been at least 10 years since I’ve seen that ad, possibly longer since it aired.

Yet I immediately knew what you were talking about.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Horse Clocks posted:

It’s been at least 10 years since I’ve seen that ad, possibly longer since it aired.

Yet I immediately knew what you were talking about.

Me too

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie
It's still on TV sometimes, there's plenty of newer versions.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Horse Clocks posted:

It’s been at least 10 years since I’ve seen that ad, possibly longer since it aired.

Yet I immediately knew what you were talking about.

I just watched it and I have no loving idea what he's talking about. Please elaborate?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Jedit posted:

I just watched it and I have no loving idea what he's talking about. Please elaborate?

Is it just because the slogan is "show us your crack"? I don't think it goes any deeper (:haw:) than that.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
And shyeah, let me hand my ride in to "Novice" shall I????

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2...5!4d113.5468737

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

:roflolmao:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Must be really cold there?

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RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

He’s a grower not a shower.

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