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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Another plus for books is that sometimes they aren't made with child slavery and will possibly survive a few years after the Great Collapse.

Unfortunately, having once worked stocking new books at a library, I can tell you that you'll mostly be reading weight loss books and bad romance novels.

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



SplitSoul posted:

What's wrong with your hands?

I drank too much bone hurting juice when I was little.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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ekuNNN has issued a correction as of 20:17 on Sep 29, 2021

Inept
Jul 8, 2003



he works at a business college

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


this owns

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012



Burt Sexual posted:

Get lost in a book while the timer runs out....
It looks like a god of war trap so the ticking will speed up to let you know times running out

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

They put the original bar back after filming

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Modus Pwnens posted:

They put the original bar back after filming

ah! well, nevertheless.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Modus Pwnens posted:

They put the original bar back after filming

yeah, incredibly lame :/

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

it does prove the concept of taking a quick nap and leaving things how you found them

there's value there even if they didnt own the pigs

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

also we're all welcome to be the change we wish to see in the world

except me, im a pussy

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Former DILF posted:

also we're all welcome to be the change we wish to see in the world

except me, im a pussy

Dude, this thread is depressing enough without promoting self harm.

e:
Punishment: Death by industrial exhaust inhalation

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Good job keeping this thread on track goons. G’night

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Man people used to believe the smog in London was healthy, they thought it cleaned your lungs out.

In, you know, the 1800s.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

This is pretty cool for when police are tear gassing you, I assume. Together with some safety goggles?

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

COMRADES posted:

This is pretty cool for when police are tear gassing you, I assume. Together with some safety goggles?

probably also good for taking deep rips outta my boy's fart box

you can get an actual gas mask for 50 cents less than this thing

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Is that a two way filter and does it let me smoke weed on commercial aircraft?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Outrail posted:

Is that a two way filter and does it let me smoke weed on commercial aircraft?

:stare:

why doesnt this exist yet

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Former DILF posted:

:stare:

why doesnt this exist yet

See Harold and Kumar 2 for both a prototype demonstration and reason why it doesn't exist.

Also edibles are the way to go, eat it on arrival to airport and it kicks in on takeoff.

Someone's going to make a killing on a delayed release concentrate pill for transcontinental flights.

Outrail has issued a correction as of 05:43 on Aug 11, 2018

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

to maintain national security there cannot be a carbon capture and sequestration gap

megalodong
Mar 11, 2008

public library chat reminded me of the d&d poster(s?) who just couldn't figure out how you'd possibly pay for/plan public libraries and thought they were as much of a pipe dream as universal healthcare - just too complicated a thing to even consider doing

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dabir posted:

Man people used to believe the smog in London was healthy, they thought it cleaned your lungs out.

In, you know, the 1800s.

I remember seeing accounts of how Olds went to the beach to partake of the "cleansing ozone".

Ozone can kill you pretty loving dead so I guess it's a shame they were wrong.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Wasn't the "cleansing ozone" the smell of rotting seaweed?

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

everyone of you can help, stop buying junk and spent only for necessaries.

especially stop buying from amazon and super specially dont buy anything from ali baba, never

*but i NEEEEED that thomas the tank engine transformer / but its cheap :downs:* :jerkbag:

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Fagmaster posted:

everyone of you can help, stop buying junk and spent only for necessaries.

especially stop buying from amazon and super specially dont buy anything from ali baba, never

*but i NEEEEED that thomas the tank engine transformer / but its cheap :downs:* :jerkbag:

i sleep on my hoarded wealth like a dragon

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
It's hilarious how 18 year olds think they will strike it rich in a gig-economy with no labor protection, while the factory job they would have benefited from has long been outsourced for a fraction of the cost.

Keep ferrying rich people around in your leased ford focus, you'll get there one day!

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
haha! those millenials just can't seem to get it right

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
millenials starving to death? womp womp

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
When this is one of the leading images for gig-economy:



You have lost the propoganda war my young friends.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Unlimited earnings! Just never stop working!

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

"put everyone who has ever earned more than minimum wage in to the guillotine!! death to the america !!! :d2a:"

oh boy! minion infrared RC remote control helicopters are on sale on ali baba better to get them quickly!

*send from my iphone*

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."

Fagmaster posted:

"put everyone who has ever earned more than minimum wage in to the guillotine!! death to the america !!! :d2a:"

oh boy! minion infrared RC remote control helicopters are on sale on ali baba better to get them quickly!

*send from my iphone*

I'm deeply conflicted between more clean thoroughbred white girls, and people taking deep rips outta my boy's fart box.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Don't doxx me please

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Fagmaster posted:

"put everyone who has ever earned more than minimum wage in to the guillotine!! death to the america !!! :d2a:"

oh boy! minion infrared RC remote control helicopters are on sale on ali baba better to get them quickly!

*send from my iphone*

Nothing Gets Past This Guy

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fagmaster posted:

"put everyone who has ever earned more than minimum wage in to the guillotine!! death to the america !!! :d2a:"

oh boy! minion infrared RC remote control helicopters are on sale on ali baba better to get them quickly!

*send from my iphone*


Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

GuitarJunkie posted:

When this is one of the leading images for gig-economy:



You have lost the propoganda war my young friends.

gently caress, this is exactly me working at home contract to contract.

Except my earnings are poo poo, I have no free time and have zero creative outlet.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Outrail posted:

gently caress, this is exactly me working at home contract to contract.

Except my earnings are poo poo, I have no free time and have zero creative outlet.

Opportunities, not outlets.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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TheMostFrench posted:

Opportunities, not outlets.

I guess I could make up the market value numbers instead of just copy and pasting them into my calculations.

And I don't HAVE to make the headers blue. Maybe orange?

drat, you're right! This is fun!

:suicide:

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