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Does this mean there's hope yet for a riff of "surviving edged weapons"? Edit: for context, the testimonials and autopsy photos are depressing and awful so they would need to be cut. Scenes that would stay in the film include Porsche driving assassin whose clothes are lined with all the knives, Canadian doing a traffic stop, and the "ain't gonna die in no ghetto" speech. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Jul 22, 2018 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Omega Cop is missing 12 minutes and the latest Bridget and Mary Jo film is missing a full half hour. I thought Rifftrax was supposed to have stopped cutting their movies to bits? Could it be that was just how they got it?
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Jul 22, 2018 13:17
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Building on that, could they have bought tv-edits?
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Jul 22, 2018 17:54
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RandomPauI posted:Does this mean there's hope yet for a riff of "surviving edged weapons"? As long as they leave in the guy with the medieval sword, that's fine. And the satanic ritual.
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Jul 22, 2018 18:48
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Watching The Dark and man, this homicide detective sure is trying his best to be Clu Gulager.
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Jul 23, 2018 00:39
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Yeah, they're cutting movies again.
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Jul 25, 2018 11:13
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BaronVonVaderham posted:As long as they leave in the guy with the medieval sword, that's fine. And the satanic ritual. The surprise meat cleaver to the head was appreciated. Edit: The film essentially trains cops on what to look out for if they wind up in an 80's slasher flick. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jul 25, 2018 |
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Jul 25, 2018 13:07
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Yeah, they're cutting movies again. I don't really mind this but it makes me sad when somebody who has only seen a cut version of a MST3K or Rifftrax film tells me that a film doesn't make sense and has weird jumps when in fact it really doesn't if you watch it properly. To be fair though, some films just don't make sense so chop away Rifftrax.
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Jul 25, 2018 15:46
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Like when John Saxon just disappears from Mitchell. Because they cut his death in a dune buggy crash.
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Jul 26, 2018 04:28
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It's dumb and bad for Rifftrax to cut movies except for truly awful poo poo because they aren't bound to a specific time slot like MST3K was.
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Jul 26, 2018 13:09
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's dumb and bad for Rifftrax to cut movies except for truly awful poo poo because they aren't bound to a specific time slot like MST3K was. It's dumb and bad if they cut because of the content but I understand if a sacrifice is made in order to maintain comedic flow (and as I said before if the movie doesn't suffer for it anyway), because that's a real thing.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Like when John Saxon just disappears from Mitchell. Because they cut his death in a dune buggy crash. They only had an edited version of Mitchell to work with in the first place, so they weren't responsible for the awkwardness. But they did sometimes edit movies, and it's strange to think that they could inadvertently improve them by editing them.
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Jul 27, 2018 16:36
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A Talking Cat has arrived! Guess I know one thing I'm doing this weekend.
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BaronVonVaderham posted:A Talking Cat has arrived! EDIT: Ok not establishing shots, it is repeated shots of outdoor scenery, and this may be my favorite Rifftrax of all time. CapnBry fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Jul 28, 2018 |
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Jul 27, 2018 23:30
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Please refer to the movie with it’s correct title. A Talking Cat!?! I’m very much enjoying this riff.
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A Talking Cat!?! is a new all time classic. We’ve not laughed that hard at a Riffttax in a while now. The scene where they scan in the clothes with a handheld lamp over and over had me gasping for air.
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Jul 28, 2018 05:44
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Jesus that was a bad movie
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Jul 28, 2018 10:26
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X-O posted:The scene where they scan in the clothes with a handheld lamp over and over had me gasping for air. And why do I have the song La Cucaracha stuck in my head again!?!
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I've got this one cued up for the next time Mr Boods is at home in the evening, to be followed by an episode of 'Family Affair' (which I think is unknown in Britain.) and one of 'Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.'* He did see the preview clip whilst I was buying it, and went 'Oh wow, is that Rodney Dangerfield?!' at the sight of poor Johnny Whitacker... Meanwhile, Amazon Prime (UK) has put a lot of free Rifftrax back up. ETA -- Christ, Johnny Whitaker is only 58?! He's only five years older than I am -- holy cow. Although looking at his wikipedia page, he's had a hell of a ride and came close to ending up like his co-star. Looks like he's put all that behind him now, so more power to him, even if he ended up in this silly movie  *Any Sid and Marty Krofft would be excellent revenge for some of the bonkers stuff from his childhood he's made me watch. Ms Boods fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jul 28, 2018 |
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Am I the only person that didn't realize that the girl coming over for tutoring was not the caterer's daughter? I had a real Morty's Mind Blowers when the two of them appeared on the screen at the same time near the end. drat white girls all look the same to me. I would have said she had an unnatural affinity for swimming pools, but everyone seemed to have a hardon for swimming pools. I guess they are pretty rare in Cali-maui-eattle.
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CapnBry posted:Am I the only person that didn't realize that the girl coming over for tutoring was not the caterer's daughter? I had a real Morty's Mind Blowers when the two of them appeared on the screen at the same time near the end. It didn't take me until they were on screen together to figure out they weren't the same person but it took me longer than it should have.
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Ms Boods posted:ETA -- Christ, Johnny Whitaker is only 58?! He's only five years older than I am -- holy cow. Although looking at his wikipedia page, he's had a hell of a ride and came close to ending up like his co-star. Looks like he's put all that behind him now, so more power to him, even if he ended up in this silly movie He looks like if Rodney Dangerfield and Peter Griffin got in a Star Trek transporter accident a la Tuvix. Holy poo poo that was one of the best ones they've done in a while. Also, thanks to mcmansionhell.com, we got a lot of additional laughs out of tearing apart that hideous house. Also, David DeCoteau is the one who made this poo poo? No wonder I was inexplicably reminded of The Killer Eye. BaronVonVaderham fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jul 29, 2018 |
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Best laugh we had of the evening: Bill Corbett's cry of despair when the film appeared to be over, and we got yet another establishing shot of the ocean. Mr Boods kept commenting on Johnny Whitacker's 'terrible ginger wig'. I showed him an episode of Sigmund and the Seamonsters afterwards so he could see Johnny's barnet in all its youthful glory. (Well, part of an episode -- I'd had enough after the opening credits, but he wanted to see the whole thing because whoever uploaded it included the commercials -- he finds American adverts fascinating, especially from the mid-70s.) Such a strange, strange film - there was way more chemistry between the brother twin and the low-rent Jake Gyllenhaal -- it would have been a neat plot twist to see those two happily get together, rather than Jake G and the vapid girl who only liked him because he had a swimming pool. It makes me happy that the movie-poster has made the cat look like Eric Roberts  The alternate cheesepuffs/establishing shot drinking game is to spy all of the ways they got the cat to hit its marks on camera -- e.g. random cat kibble strewn on the floor of two homes which do not already own a cat; use of very visible laser pointers, &c.
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Yeah, props to the cat for putting up with all that production poo poo. 
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That movie is really one of the most perfect RiffTrax targets I've ever seen. I feel like there's three stages of batshit to it. It starts off as a stupid, cheap movie and you get used to the dumbness while gradually accepting the stupidity of Eric Roberts' terrible voice-over. Then about 2/5 into the movie, the cat starts actually talking and we're in a different tier of WTF. By the time you get used to THAT and the movie normalizes again (and Ms Boods is right, that bit with the two boys sort of works in comparison to the rest of the movie), we get the part where the cat gets hit by a car and things go completely off the rails. It reminds me a lot of those SNL skits where Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennnett would do low-energy parodies of 90's sitcoms and there would be a bunch of nonsensical establishing shots in-between scenes. Me and my fiancee watched the movie last night. Today, we were at a birthday party and somebody offered us cheese puffs. We looked at each other like when somebody in a movie realizes, oh no, it wasn't all a dream.
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I didn't realize Rifftrax covered a Moody film. I'd been waiting for them to do so. Those are educational films that put the Christ back into Science. Just don't ask where h, r, and t went.
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muscles like this! posted:I think it is worth watching just for the insane costuming for what was considered "cool" in the early 90s. By the time that movie was made, Vanilla Ice was the butt of many a joke, causing Universal to cancel its theatrical release, losing a ton of money and ending Vanilla Ice’s career almost entirely. Nothing about it was even close to cool.
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Is it just me, or Rifftrax Android app is down? I can't see anything under Catalog or My Library. Tried logging out, and now I cannot log back in. e: Downloads work, which makes sense; it's probably a network issue. ee: literally 6 minutes later their support responded with "This is a known issue - our server that provides the app services is currently down.". Oh well... eee: .... and it's back! whew ringu0 fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Aug 11, 2018 |
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In reference to MST3K/Rifftrax/CT editing movies: I am re-watching Cinematic Titanic and they left in the racist comments in East Meets Watts. Of course, it was probably just so they could do a five person spit take.
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I decided to rewatch the first Rifftrax Live and, man, the extra stuff sure isn't missed. Random people in the audience lovingly singing along to Jonathan Coulton is still cringeworthy as hell.
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Gavok posted:I decided to rewatch the first Rifftrax Live and, man, the extra stuff sure isn't missed. Random people in the audience lovingly singing along to Jonathan Coulton is still cringeworthy as hell. If that was the first one I went to, I probably wouldn't have gone to any other ones. Luckily that wasn't playing in my area, and I instead started at the second one. I've stopped going to them though as my wife doesn't enjoy MST3k or Rifftrax (but went to a couple of them when we first started dating but was too polite to say anything). Now I'll just buy them on demand, since I did that with all the live shows I did see in theaters anyways.
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Same, I generally skip the airing and watch the on demand version, unless it the mp3 version then I generally never want to actually own that movie so I don't even bother. I only went to two live show in theater, the original and the Doctor Who one last year. Went to the later since I was in Disney World at the time and wanted to watch a movie after a day at the park. It was a pretty big crowd too, and it was a blast to watch. Shame the riff and short are still not available, even as a mp3 version.
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I watched the first live and even if I enjoyed some bits Im glad they cut most of that out now. Going to krull alone for the same reasons as IUG
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Space Mutiny Live is now available.
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Cheespuffs .
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admataY posted:Cheespuffs . Next month me and my fiancée are hosting a bad movie marathon party. First one we did was The Room, Birdemic, Samurai Cop and Miami Connection. This one will be Snowman, Book of Henry, A Talking Cat!?! and Raw Force. The one thing that we know is absolutely on the menu is cheese puffs. So many cheese puffs.
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you know , For all the raised brows about Eric Roberts casting in the role of " cat " I can absolutely buy him as someone whos asleep for 20 hours of the day and lick his balls in the remaining 4 .
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admataY posted:you know , For all the raised brows about Eric Roberts casting in the role of " cat " I can absolutely buy him as someone whos asleep for 20 hours of the day and lick his balls in the remaining 4 . Dude basically just does acting as a hobby to pay charities He can lick his balls as long as he likes
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The Ice Cream Man is out, just grabbed it. Trailer looks amazing, can't wait to watch it tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoV7Z0IFMho
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X-O posted:The Ice Cream Man is out, just grabbed it. Trailer looks amazing, can't wait to watch it tonight lol I have actually watched this before. Can't wait to see the guys riff this.
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