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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Plane didn't have a retard alarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9svSePWwisQ

RIP crazy plane dude

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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
rip beebo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/GQpGDTL.mp4

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice

lol

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER



I don't know how any human can get this drunk, and I drink waaaaaay too much

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
they always make it seem like flying a plane is really hard and you need thousands of hours but some loving ground crew dude pulled some sick rear end fucing loop da loop with zero training

lmao airline pilots are fuckbois

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018


whoa

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Roundup Ready posted:

I don't know how any human can get this drunk, and I drink waaaaaay too much

It's almost like that's the actual pilot and he's doing a comedy skit...

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

Plane didn't have a retard alarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9svSePWwisQ

RIP crazy plane dude

idk why but there is something so incredibly satisfying to me about watching a plane land perfectly on a runway

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Pretending to fly that terribly seems like it would be really hard.

Here's a longer version with sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F70tClnEKQI

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:smith:

https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1028402368923226112

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007

Ein cooler Typ posted:

How many wanted stars does he have.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Psst... enter 'do a barrel roll' into gis and see what happens.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
RIP Dick Russell

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

Plane didn't have a retard alarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9svSePWwisQ

RIP crazy plane dude

loving lol

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Egbert Souse posted:

St. Peter: Ah, Mr. Rich Evans, I see you died of-
Rich: lol
St. Peter: lol

Rich: I guess I didn’t pull up. (Mimics sound *bong bong* pull up)
St Peter: lol
Rich: lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ArbitraryC posted:

loving lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sirotan posted:

Pretending to fly that terribly seems like it would be really hard.

Here's a longer version with sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F70tClnEKQI

That landing though.


Also, the airforce totally shot this guy down.

Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
Richard Russell, ‘Rich’: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/richard-russell-rich-seatac-beebo/

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
F-15's are cool. Apparently when the USAF saw the Mig-25 they were like "we need to beat it" but they also overestimated how good it was so they ended up building the most balls-to-the-wall airplane they possibly could.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Harald posted:

F-15's are cool. Apparently when the USAF saw the Mig-25 they were like "we need to beat it" but they also overestimated how good it was so they ended up building the most balls-to-the-wall airplane they possibly could.

Thats how the F-22 got built

F-35 was like, how do we build one plane that does literally everything everyone needs, without regards to how well it actually does any of those things


The military seems to cycle between building terrible graft machines and usable graft machines

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Aug 12, 2018

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Some designs just work. We're still flying B-52's.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Eddy Bulundees posted:

Richard Russell, ‘Rich’: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/richard-russell-rich-seatac-beebo/
lol they carefully cut the quote to avoid the "because I'm a white guy" part

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Also that "drunken gif" thing? That's pretty much what WWI aerodromes were like.

That poo poo was a blood bath almost as bad as the lines.

"Here fly this box kite."
what's it do?
"Have enough gas".

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Haha yeah gently caress those people who think racists are bad

:rolleyes:

Someone get this baby his cookie

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Did anyone do a You Watch The Skies, I'll Watch the Neighborhood jpg with Plane Dude and Killdozer yet?

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Bust Rodd posted:

Yeah other than property damage this is basically the best suicide I’ve ever seen

Airlines have insurance. :shrug:

What a way to go out. And not even wanting to try landing it in case he hosed it up and hurt anyone. drat.

Only thing he could have done better (other than not killing himself) would have been to dive bomb it into the ocean instead of land so as not to start a fire.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Big Beef City posted:

Also that "drunken gif" thing? That's pretty much what WWI aerodromes were like.

That poo poo was a blood bath almost as bad as the lines.

"Here fly this box kite."
what's it do?
"Have enough gas".

"Its guns don't always jam, but when they do, well, you'll figure it out. And no parachute, because we don't want you bailing the second someone shoots at you. Planes are expensive, you know."

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Butcher posted:

Airlines have insurance. :shrug:

What a way to go out. And not even wanting to try landing it in case he hosed it up and hurt anyone. drat.

Only thing he could have done better (other than not killing himself) would have been to dive bomb it into the ocean instead of land so as not to start a fire.

Then you're hurting the insurance company's bottom line

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

the hero of seattle

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I feel like this guy sounds like Andy from parks n rec.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

:rolleyes:

Someone get this baby his cookie

Yeah i was being lovely, but now i see the light

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





We should name an airport after this guy imo

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Pawn 17 posted:

We should name an airport after this guy imo

I'd be fine taking off from a place named after him, not so sure if I would be comfortable landing there.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

SEATAC HERO

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

SPACE HOMOS posted:

SEATAC HERO

Nah man seatac already takes forever to get through, I was on one of the planes stuck waiting in line I'd never forgive the 2 hours of my life he stole.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPYLrXANv64

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

ArbitraryC posted:

Nah man seatac already takes forever to get through, I was on one of the planes stuck waiting in line I'd never forgive the 2 hours of my life he stole.

You think you're mad, I hear some guy there lost like 40years of his life!

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
He eluded security by flinging plastic straws on the ground to distract them.

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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012


Do it ironically posted:

they always make it seem like flying a plane is really hard and you need thousands of hours but some loving ground crew dude pulled some sick rear end fucing loop da loop with zero training

lmao airline pilots are fuckbois

Pilots are explicitly trained as ‘aircraft managers’ now. Your purpose is to monitor systems and function as redundancy. The pilot is the ‘component’ most likely to fail on any aircraft, but is also the most flexible and adaptable.

Pulling a loop is easy, literally everybody does it in flight school atleast once. What’s difficult is crabbing in a high crosswind with low visibility and a glass cockpit failure.

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