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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they could just increase the space between decks to fit all the machinery safely. it's not like it is a submarine, with tight space requirements.

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Well it has to fit in space dock

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
someone should have told me TAS isn't that bad

I spent a lot of time assuming it was like complete poo poo from planet stupid rear end, but actually it's pretty fun and lol that kirk and satan have canonically shared a beer, and are friends

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
and spock's a loving witch

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I can't bring myself to watch tas but one day I must I suppose

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i have skipped so many treks that this week i simultaneously started watching enterprise, voyager, ds9 and tng. just one episode from each every night

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

mods changed my name posted:

I can't bring myself to watch tas but one day I must I suppose

the quality is wildly inconsistent (in MY star trek!?!?!?!?) but some episodes are, like, good. they're good episodes of star trek.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Idk I'll put it on as background noise to drunk texting or something one day I guess

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.
I always kind of figured that when they made it clear that pon farr's two options were rather limited, the non-fight version wasn't going to be much more gentle than the fight version.

Which leads to: two words (or maybe one word, hyphenated?). Mega Strength.

Thus, I always figured that there was a reason none of the non-vulcan Voyager crew volunteered to 'take one for the team' when Tuvok or the twerp needed it, 24th century medicine or no 24th century medicine. Similarly, that a 'handy' or the equivalent thereof wouldn't cut the mustard.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm not sure if i'd recommend the entire tas, but the buddy satan ep is both entertainingly silly and has a better message than most actual episodes of star trek.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
TAS has the time travel episode with Kid Spock, Satan on the planet of wizards and the adaptation of the Soft Weapon that makes the Kzinti technically canon, it's rad.

A lot of episodes are skippable I'm sure and the animation is cheap in the way only Filmation can do it, but they took as much advantage as they could of the medium to do stuff they could never practically do on the set.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
You know, reflecting on DS9 season 7, I can't help but think there was a missed opportunity to have a scene of Gowron getting in on the discussion about the Alamo model or holosuite program with Bashir and O'Brien. It seems like the kind of thing he'd love.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You know, reflecting on DS9 season 7, I can't help but think there was a missed opportunity to have a scene of Gowron getting in on the discussion about the Alamo model or holosuite program with Bashir and O'Brien. It seems like the kind of thing he'd love.

all they do is jerk off in there

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ghost Leviathan posted:

TAS has the time travel episode with Kid Spock, Satan on the planet of wizards and the adaptation of the Soft Weapon that makes the Kzinti technically canon, it's rad.

A lot of episodes are skippable I'm sure and the animation is cheap in the way only Filmation can do it, but they took as much advantage as they could of the medium to do stuff they could never practically do on the set.

yeah as I said, inconsistent, but some are good and so far the worst are merely boring. literally better batting average than half of the star trek installments.

it's also funny that spock is nessus

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Pick posted:

all they do is jerk off in there
making memories

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh right, there was also giant spock. that was some good stuff.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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sometimes a bro and a bro want to pretend to be davy crockett and james bowie masturbating with each other on the eve of the alamo

:females: cannot understand

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Fojar38 posted:

sometimes a bro and a bro want to pretend to be davy crockett and james bowie masturbating with each other on the eve of the alamo

:females: cannot understand

Wasn't there a king of the hill episode about this

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Wasn't there a every single king of the hill episode about this

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Ghost Leviathan posted:

TAS has the time travel episode with Kid Spock, Satan on the planet of wizards and the adaptation of the Soft Weapon that makes the Kzinti technically canon, it's rad.

A lot of episodes are skippable I'm sure and the animation is cheap in the way only Filmation can do it, but they took as much advantage as they could of the medium to do stuff they could never practically do on the set.

TAS is pretty good. And DS9 mentioned the Kzinti too. I think there was an episode where a Founder reprograms the Defiant to attack a Kzinti outpost in the hopes they'll get to go to war with the Federation, so they're canon.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

counterfeitsaint posted:

Now we know why the beard showed up in season 3.
keiko did not appear until season 4 sorry

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Speaking of Riker's beard, that was one of the things Frakes talked about at a convention I saw him at. He showed up on set with it when they were about to start shooting season 2. He said the TNG braintrust liked it because it looked nautical, but not nautical enough. So, they decided to trim it to optimize it's nauticalness. After taking various chunks out, they realized that they hosed up. They ended up gluing hair back onto his face so that he could keep filming with it.

Frakes is a funny dude. He also told us about how he showed up at a party after filming without removing the makeup showing his face half-blasted off because he was dead tired.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


EimiYoshikawa posted:

I always kind of figured that when they made it clear that pon farr's two options were rather limited, the non-fight version wasn't going to be much more gentle than the fight version.

Which leads to: two words (or maybe one word, hyphenated?). Mega Strength.

Thus, I always figured that there was a reason none of the non-vulcan Voyager crew volunteered to 'take one for the team' when Tuvok or the twerp needed it, 24th century medicine or no 24th century medicine. Similarly, that a 'handy' or the equivalent thereof wouldn't cut the mustard.

Tuvok wouldn't be satisfied by anyone except his wife

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

kirk had to get tricked into technically being a rival suitor for spocks wife before spock could be satisfied with his death, so there is probably a certain amount of selectiveness involved

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

Tuvok wouldn't be satisfied by anyone except his wife

My take on why the Holodeck doesn't work as a substitute was that there's a psychic component to them loving. It's probably more thought than Voyager's writers put into the idea though.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

My take on why the Holodeck doesn't work as a substitute was that there's a psychic component to them loving. It's probably more thought than Voyager's writers put into the idea though.

Or that trying to be intimate with a computer generated automaton designed as a simulacrum of the person you care about more than anyone and anything in the world is probably really goddamn creepy.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

it makes me wonder how the holodeck was able to dynamically simulate multiple interactive personalities, but data couldn't manage one

maybe pon farr holosimulations just end up like a room full of female datas

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
At one point in Voyager the EMH confirms he hacked his program to have a dick, so the Doctor canonically fucks but what happens to the holonut afterwards?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


EvilTaytoMan posted:

TAS is pretty good. And DS9 mentioned the Kzinti too. I think there was an episode where a Founder reprograms the Defiant to attack a Kzinti outpost in the hopes they'll get to go to war with the Federation, so they're canon.

DS9 changed their name to be just different enough to still be kinda noticeable

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Lord of Pie posted:

DS9 changed their name to be just different enough to still be kinda noticeable

Probably just stop annoying nerds from complaining that Star Trek history didn’t mesh with tales of known space and loving whatever Even though obviously it was portraying something parallel or just a nod or whatever

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pick posted:

Probably just stop annoying nerds from complaining that Star Trek history didn’t mesh with tales of known space and loving whatever Even though obviously it was portraying something parallel or just a nod or whatever

It's more that the rights to the Kzinti are something they have to negotiate and secure separately. The Slaver Weapon was fine because Larry Niven was personally involved.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Lord of Pie posted:

DS9 changed their name to be just different enough to still be kinda noticeable

Kind of like how there's like 3 different races that go by Tellarians or whatever, and they're spelt slightly different. :v:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Also, the Kzinti are kinda...well...weird.

EvilTaytoMan posted:

Kind of like how there's like 3 different races that go by Tellarians or whatever, and they're spelt slightly different. :v:

Are you talking about Talarians, Tarellians, or Tellarites?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Bobby Deluxe posted:

it makes me wonder how the holodeck was able to dynamically simulate multiple interactive personalities, but data couldn't manage one

maybe pon farr holosimulations just end up like a room full of female datas

Feature, not a bug. Lore did emotion just fine, and was built *before* Data.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Bogus Adventure posted:

Also, the Kzinti are kinda...well...weird.


Are you talking about Talarians, Tarellians, or Tellarites?

Yes.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

Tuvok wouldn't be satisfied by anyone except his wife

Well, yeah, she's got mega strength too, any of the women on board would be a pale shadow of the poo poo she could do in the bedroom.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Lore did emotion just fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfaic9mFhvM

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

EimiYoshikawa posted:

Well, yeah, she's got mega strength too, any of the women on board would be a pale shadow of the poo poo she could do in the bedroom.

This could easily be solved with liberal use of Power Armour but the federation refuses to let anyone wear anything more protective than a jumpsuit :mad:

Like imagine the romulans farting around with their usual bullshit, when Riker beams in wearing that Mecha-Hitler suit from wolfenstein and mulches everyone in the room. Theres potential here

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Bogus Adventure posted:

Also, the Kzinti are kinda...well...weird.

A species of furries that genetically engineered :females: into sub-sapience, weird?

You don't say.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Universe Master posted:

A species of furries that genetically engineered :females: into sub-sapience, weird?

You don't say.

They were apparently originally a slave warrior race for a different alien race, who rose up against them and wiped out their masters and took their technology. Their culture and the genetic engineering is basically what happens when you give a Bronze Age culture space age technology, as they turn men into 'heroes' (mostly good at yelling and leaping) and try to make their wives less naggy. (Ringworld Kzinti never had this change and their females are fully sentient, iirc)

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