#blessed pics: *burbles contentedly*

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bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EZIdVQa.mp4

ugh 3d print him a tiny skateboard he could be scooting around like a rocket

all turtles should have wheely belly boards

# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:36

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:13

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/FVzzQmX.mp4

edit - I thought it was an Afghan Hound swimming. Turns out it's CGI. :mad:

Mr. Apollo fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Aug 13, 2018

# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:43

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ThatAndromeda/status/1027988913904742400

Blessed pics in thread.

This is awesome.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:39

Jake Mustache: Feb 7, 2017

https://i.imgur.com/gqDbJii.gifv

# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:32

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

# ? Aug 14, 2018 11:03

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

hackbunny posted:

I don't always do drugs, but when I do, I do all the drugs.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:22

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

hackbunny posted:

That's a lot of studying.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:20

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I don't always do drugs, but when I do, I do drugs all the ways.

Officer pulls him over, "Sir are you on any kind of drugs?"
"Officer, I AM DRUGS"

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:21

Chubbs: Feb 13, 2008; In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/8os7Qhv.gifv

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:28

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

hackbunny posted:

"once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:30

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

hackbunny posted:

In other words, the test is incredibly flawed and innocent people have had their lives ruined?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:06

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/kgvrdO8.mp4

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:21

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Chubbs posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8os7Qhv.gifv

Little kids have such good squat form :3:

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kgvrdO8.mp4

Even better with sound!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID4SYM03FBM

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:33

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pookah posted:

Little kids have such good squat form

Even better with sound!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID4SYM03FBM

What is with the 32 monsters that downvoted this?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 16:10

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Pookah posted:

Little kids have such good squat form

Even better with sound!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID4SYM03FBM

Should have figured it would be Kpop.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 16:23

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Aug 14, 2018 17:15

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FizFashizzle posted:

hot, but disappointed it wasn't zelda

cursed opinion

# ? Aug 14, 2018 17:26

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

hackbunny posted:

This guy was "groovy", but I think he has elevated himself one notch to the rank of "cool" now.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 17:26

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This guy was "groovy", but I think he has elevated himself one notch to the rank of "cool" now.

A+

# ? Aug 14, 2018 17:26

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

hackbunny posted:

Pretty sure this would be a lab error.

Or a police department trying do bring up their quota

# ? Aug 14, 2018 17:39

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

w00tmonger posted:

Pretty sure this would be a lab error.

Or a police department trying do bring up their quota

Police found high levels of cannabis, amphetamines/methamphetamine, cocaine, opiates; as well as alcohol, with a rate of 0,60 mg/l.

Totally doable.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 18:48

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Ah, so just the normal stuff. yeah alright

Blessed

# ? Aug 14, 2018 19:15

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Here's a French urinal.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:25

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Lodin posted:

Here's a French urinal.

Why are you supposed to lean back so far to piss? :thunk:

# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:28

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I think the implication is that most patrons will be extremely drunk.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:35

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why are you supposed to lean back so far to piss?

Nah its a thornbush

# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:45

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why are you supposed to lean back so far to piss?

You gotta arc it in.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:08

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

DandyLion posted:

Nah its a thornbush

But leaning back only puts you�re dick closer to the thorns. Can French people not pee very far or what? :thunk:

# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:59

stuxracer: May 4, 2006

McGavin posted:

You gotta arc it in.

Yeah I think it�s more of a statement of the height of the peeman. Kind of like peeing over the stall wall into the other toilet. Force alone isn�t enough and the appropriate back arc is required.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 22:11