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galaxy brain: dealing with lawyer avalanche while micro/not-so-microdosed
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Can I reiterate that this is the best thread in SA?
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Krispy Kreme Donuts did a similar thing with accounting practices in 2004. From the wikipedia:quote:Krispy Kreme has been accused of channel stuffing by franchisees, whose stores reportedly "received twice their regular shipments in the final weeks of a quarter so that headquarters could make its numbers".[9] The company was also dogged by questionable transactions and self-dealing accusations over the buybacks of franchisees, including those operated by company insiders.[11] A report released in August 2005 singled out then-CEO Scott Livengood and then-COO John W. Tate to blame for the accounting scandals although it did not find that the executives committed intentional fraud.[12] Buckle up. Krispy Kreme lost 75% of its value in 1 year after this news came out. Short em' if you got em
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i'm the dremel https://twitter.com/trippedover/status/1029851313817804800 e: lmao https://twitter.com/trippedover/status/1029854588948697090
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When I find myself locked in the back seat Father Elon comes to me Speaking words of wisdom: "  "For though it can't be started There is still a thought that comes to me: "At least my son will inherit A Model 3"
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Elon, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay? There's a sound of notification Then he struck you — a crescendo, Elon He was a heavy hitter Blew the whistle on his twitter And then you ran into the boardroom You were struck down It was your doom Elon, are you okay? So, Elon, are you okay? Are you okay, Elon? Elon, are you okay? So, Elon, are you okay? Are you okay, Elon? Elon, are you okay? So, Elon, are you okay? Are you okay, Elon? You've been hit by— You've been struck by— A Smooth Trippinal
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Aug 15, 2018 23:42
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lmao so the batteries that already catch fire when damaged are literally packed with kindling
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Aug 15, 2018 23:43
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I'm sorry what they put bamboo sticks in the batteries? lmbo that's some refreshing Tesla weirdness
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Aug 15, 2018 23:44
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Was that for like shimming? Or just because they wanted to murder people with battery fire?
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Aug 15, 2018 23:45
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Lote posted:Krispy Kreme Donuts did a similar thing with accounting practices in 2004. From the wikipedia: well... i have no doubt there's all sorts of bullshit with tesla's accounting, but they can't channel stuff because they ARE the channel
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Aug 15, 2018 23:46
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Waffle House posted:What's the rejection rate in the silicon wafer industry again? unplanned scrap of 25-50 wafers in one go in a shift was a big deal but a fairly frequent thing. any single complete reject of a wafer (0% yield) at the end of the line merited investigation. in a factory churning out 80k per month. although when poo poo goes really wrong with early (usually ion implant) steps you can scrap 10k plus in a go. but that's like a once every several years between 10 fabs event.
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heres the chain explaining that pic because i didnt get it:
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao so the batteries that already catch fire when damaged are literally packed with kindling yeah that is not material you pack with batteries goddamn it keeps getting better
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Aug 15, 2018 23:49
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao so the batteries that already catch fire when damaged are literally packed with kindling yes and to be explicit many of these batteries allegedly come artisanally pre-damaged as well
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Agronox posted:well... i have no doubt there's all sorts of bullshit with tesla's accounting, but they can't channel stuff because they ARE the channel They are reporting number of produced cars then warehousing some of them. Also scrapping a bunch of parts and then pointing to increased number of orders to suppliers as evidence that they’re on track for quotas.
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Lote posted:They are reporting number of produced cars then warehousing some of them. Also scrapping a bunch of parts and then pointing to increased number of orders to suppliers as evidence that they’re on track for quotas. My guess is that this is what the SEC was investigating pre-$420 tweet.
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etalian posted:Roasting alive in my car to trigger the very dishonest short sellers I can't keep up with the thread!! Too much tonight! 
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Aug 15, 2018 23:55
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Musk Musk Elon Musk He's going to prison lol
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Aug 15, 2018 23:56
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Lote posted:They are reporting number of produced cars then warehousing some of them. Also scrapping a bunch of parts and then pointing to increased number of orders to suppliers as evidence that they’re on track for quotas. tesla roulette: you get a free tesla car, but it's a random one from the tesla secret storage warehouse. Do u take it. also you have to pay taxes TrilliontonNixon posted:Musk Musk
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Lote posted:They are reporting number of produced cars then warehousing some of them. Also scrapping a bunch of parts and then pointing to increased number of orders to suppliers as evidence that they’re on track for quotas. neither of which, if true, is channel stuffing! sorry to be pedantic but the term has a pretty specific meaning
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one more article that i don't think was posted here, from the NYT, "A Question for Tesla’s Board: What Was Elon Musk’s Mental State?" https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/business/elon-musk-tesla-board.html in which we ask, what if tech visionary, but broke brained lunatic?
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Agronox posted:neither of which, if true, is channel stuffing! sorry to be pedantic but the term has a pretty specific meaning But it’s similar in its dishonesty. If you want to make a semantic argument, I did only say it was similar. Tesla is trying to imply they’re making more than they’re actually making and pumping earnings in Q2.
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VROOM VROOM posted:tesla roulette: you get a free tesla car, but it's a random one from the tesla secret storage warehouse. Do u take it. also you have to pay taxes I take it and send it down I-80 on autopilot by itself and see how long until it explodes or kills someone.
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Aug 16, 2018 00:01
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Tripp laying down the motha loving law
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Aug 16, 2018 00:02
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Elon is going to lose his mind over this lol
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Spatial posted:Elon is going to lose his mind over this lol it's great timing, too, because if he loses his poo poo on twitter again he'll look... even more unhinged than usual... given that his errant tweets just started subpoenas flying around
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Agronox posted:it's great timing, too, because if he loses his poo poo on twitter again he'll look... even more unhinged than usual... given that his errant tweets just started subpoenas flying around This is like the OJ Bronco chase but better.
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Spatial posted:Elon is going to lose his mind over this lol Its seriously the most insane case of Internet Poisoning I've seen in ages
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I can't wait for that cocksucker to go back to being a cashier
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looks like the tweet with the emails saying not to track scrap was taken down. probably mob-reported by tesla fanboys due to the visible email addresses
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Kommienzuspadt posted:I can't wait for that cocksucker to go back to being a cashier who, elong? his family's been richer than astronauts for generations
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Aug 16, 2018 00:13
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Shifty Pony posted:looks like the tweet with the emails saying not to track scrap was taken down. 
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Agronox posted:one more article that i don't think was posted here, from the NYT, "A Question for Tesla’s Board: What Was Elon Musk’s Mental State?" Howard Hughes without the actual talent is actually a pretty apt description of ol' Musky.
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