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drat! not only is Bastion hung, he's also woke af
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that eye looks pretty jaundiced, have you seen a doctor about that?
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Jul 27, 2018 21:15
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Cat Mattress posted:The body horror comedy tour is far from over, I see. quote:Anonymous asked: Ash, you draw the best body horror <3 ... 
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Jul 28, 2018 00:16
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do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life
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Jul 28, 2018 00:25
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:drat! not only is Bastion hung, he's also woke af pretty sure hes got no balls tho.
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Jul 28, 2018 06:00
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More naked Bastion, hooray! Also, with spoiler tags for potentially significant mechanics spoilers quote:Anonymous asked: Are locations in the khert coterminous with landmarks in Kasslyne or does it shift around as it needs to? Like would Duane or Lady Ilganyag need to be near Ethelmik if they wanted to check out the baby forest?? 
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Jul 30, 2018 06:10
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as exists at the heart of the Silver Eel.
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now I'm confused can people with no balls even gently caress??
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Jul 30, 2018 09:10
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historically speaking absolutely yes lmao
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Jul 30, 2018 10:14
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Tollymain posted:historically speaking absolutely yes lmao heyooooo
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Jul 30, 2018 10:20
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Motherfucker posted:now I'm confused can people with no balls even gently caress?? Still got a dick, erection is a matter of blood flow which the magical doctor can probably come up with something for.
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Jul 30, 2018 12:34
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Why don't you try stuffing your wallet up your rear end? Mild WoG about the... things... in the last panel: they're just khert ghosts, apparently, hanging out on the khert lines. Weird and somewhat creepy looking, but basically just scenery.
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Aug 2, 2018 15:20
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I love the look he gives at the suggestion. Like, no poo poo, of course shoving my wallet up my rear end was the first thing I tried.
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Aug 2, 2018 16:46
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No crepes for the creeps.
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Aug 2, 2018 18:41
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Also note the pillow sailing gracefully out the window in the second to last panel.
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Aug 2, 2018 23:30
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:I love the look he gives at the suggestion. Like, no poo poo, of course shoving my wallet up my rear end was the first thing I tried. wouldn't you?
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Aug 2, 2018 23:33
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Found you, Bastion. lol noted dweeb Darkest Paul gets dunked on yet again
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Aug 3, 2018 06:32
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So the guard just totally wants the First Gold for himself, right?
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Aug 3, 2018 16:08
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PetraCore posted:So the guard just totally wants the First Gold for himself, right? No, he's just very concerned about the safety of the subhuman things in the concentration camp that have no pymaric ability. He want to make certain that all of them make it safely to the gulag.
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Aug 3, 2018 16:39
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A true humanitarian.
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Aug 3, 2018 17:15
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guards in concentration camps are known for their caring.
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Aug 6, 2018 01:39
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At least the parents get to keep their children.
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Aug 6, 2018 02:01
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I mean I never thought he had good intentions, I was just wondering if people thought that First Gold would ever actually end up turned in to his bosses or not.
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Aug 6, 2018 06:14
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Depends how on the ball his higher ups are about finding it and taking it for themselves
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Aug 6, 2018 13:43
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Darkest Paul had better survive, because watching him getting punked every time he's on page is a great way to relieve the increasing amount of tension Wondering about the guard's motivations is kind of besides the point. The point of the interaction was 1) make sure the audience knows this is a first material object so they know why it can block a pymaric attack; 2) show that Cresce treats the two-toes in a brutal, dehumanizing way. Wondering "but what would the guard have DONE with the stolen goods?" doesn't matter; the point is that the two-toes are now subject to state-sanctioned robbery and have no recourse. I am curious as to what exactly Bastion did to the guard's eyes, though.
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Aug 6, 2018 18:36
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Fair enough. It's also pretty chilling how the robbery has two layers to it, one being that the two-toe can't stop this dude from just confiscating whatever he likes, the other being that the rattle could provide a meager measure of protection and security because it's First Gold and that the two-toes aren't going to be allowed even that. The fact that it's just a toy being used to entertain a baby is irrelevant to the guard. And the fact that it's made of something valuable isn't the point.
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Aug 6, 2018 18:47
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Oh god, I'm sorry I asked her - Bastion froze that dude's eyeballs augh augh augh
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Aug 6, 2018 20:04
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TheFuzzyLumpkin posted:Oh god, I'm sorry I asked her - Bastion froze that dude's eyeballs Only part of them.  If he gets basic wright treatment reasonably soon he'll be fine.
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Aug 7, 2018 06:13
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You should have more faith in Delicieu.
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Aug 10, 2018 17:06
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Conveniently, Kasslyne's top healer is standing right here.
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Aug 13, 2018 16:57
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I only just realised that woman in the hood is Elka 
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Autonomous Monster posted:I only just realised that woman in the hood is Elka Wait, what? ...oh my GOD
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Aug 14, 2018 13:20
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Autonomous Monster posted:I only just realised that woman in the hood is Elka I'm not 100% convinced but I'm not 0% convinced either.
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Aug 14, 2018 17:51
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GreyjoyBastard posted:I'm not 100% convinced but I'm not 0% convinced either. Same, though it is the right color of pymary, and at least in the poor lighting looks roughly like her skin tone. Hard to say with whoever it is being so bundled and wrapped up. I think the pymary color sells it the most to me though, since that has always been a defining characteristic for the named reoccurring characters.
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Aug 15, 2018 00:40
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It's not Elka - she has a gold boob-plate and this is a silver chestplate. We also don't see her dyed bit of hair on closeups, and the shape of the eyes is different. Bastion also clearly addresses this person with information about Bell's rebellion in a pretty casual manner - it's likely Bastion is correct, and this is just someone Bell has dispatched to keep an eye on the silver as it goes up the river. Now that we know Ruck is helping both Queen Sonorie and manipulating Bell, I'm very interested to know what his endgame is. He seems too alien to want to do something like run Cresce via Bell-proxy, but he also seems to be really fascinated by people, so I also don't think it's something like "use the Black Tongue's soul research to genocide humans as a whole." He doesn't like that humans are dominant, and likes the Black Tongues worshipping him, but wouldn't that get old for an immortal?
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TheFuzzyLumpkin posted:It's not Elka - she has a gold boob-plate and this is a silver chestplate. We also don't see her dyed bit of hair on closeups, and the shape of the eyes is different. Bastion also clearly addresses this person with information about Bell's rebellion in a pretty casual manner - it's likely Bastion is correct, and this is just someone Bell has dispatched to keep an eye on the silver as it goes up the river. If the description of his race as junkies is anything to go by, I'm assuming the immortal addict has been manipulating things behind the scenes for awhile to set the stage for the perfect hit. 50/50 odds on him getting so high he ascends to a minor deity in the khert.
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It's gotta be pretty obvious even to him that Bell and Sonorie and really absolutely anybody with a lick of sense are gonna dispose of him the microsecond they don't need him anymore, so presumably his game is just to generate as much chaos as possible so there's always a role for him and nobody's ever in a position to do that.
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Aug 16, 2018 19:16
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But that's a defensive game - if he was just interested in surviving he could have just slunk away after Sonorie woke him up and be gone, go sleep for another thousand years and not worry about it. Ruck definitely wants to do something. He's agreed to Sonorie and Roger's plan, but then he sees Bell as ripe for manipulation and uses him to stir up a full-bore rebellion. He seizes control of the Black Tongues after the Lady goes, but that's a move of opportunity - if she hadn't abandoned them he'd never have an in. So the Black Tongues are very useful but not necessary for whatever he's planning, since I don't think Ruck had anything at all to do with the Lady leaving. http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch13/ch13_32.html This page feels like a clue to his real motivations, but then we find out that Ruck is also running the rebellion to depose her, so clearly he's lying to SOMEBODY.
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He wants to survive and have a fun life eating the most interesting minds from these interesting times. Just hibernating for eternity in an empty cave might technically be survival, but it ain't living. The bit where he hints at his motives is the bit where he wants to eat Sonorie and then she won't be sad or want anything anymore. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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TheFuzzyLumpkin posted:But that's a defensive game - if he was just interested in surviving he could have just slunk away after Sonorie woke him up and be gone, go sleep for another thousand years and not worry about it. Ruck definitely wants to do something. He's agreed to Sonorie and Roger's plan, but then he sees Bell as ripe for manipulation and uses him to stir up a full-bore rebellion. He seizes control of the Black Tongues after the Lady goes, but that's a move of opportunity - if she hadn't abandoned them he'd never have an in. So the Black Tongues are very useful but not necessary for whatever he's planning, since I don't think Ruck had anything at all to do with the Lady leaving. It seems like his objective is just having a powerful leader in his thrall. He doesn't care if it's Sonorie or Bell.
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Scream a happy song of every wrong thing.
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