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Dark Off posted:please find it then. Everyone seems to remember it, but nobody seems to be able to find it. Yeah I'd like to see the source for that too. At that point it's become a myth.
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DapperDon posted:Why? Because I should just sit in the corner and say nothing while someone tells me to shut the gently caress up and accuses me of having a problem with something that I don't? Or because I found something funny? Nah. That ain't me. I'm glad your dignity is dead.
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ewe2 posted:Can you be more specific? Not all of us have access to the arguments. I dimly suspected there was a point to all that because on the surface it looked like just denying on the technicalities. In the section dismissing Crytek's arguments based on clause 2.1.2, (the definition of "exclusivity") the judge unusually adds in another paragraph saying she'll dismiss this but have they noticed this other argument Skadden could be raising based around clause 2.4 and a requirement for CIG not to use or promote a competing game engine. There's then an 11-line footnote pointing out how one might, say, draft an argument for breach of contract based entirely around clause 2.4 and have Crytek noticed that they can still amend their statements of case, hint hint. The text even notes how the definition of "exclusive" being adopted will support an argument founded on clause 2.4. It's incredibly unsubtle and upfront. The end of the document then specifically grants leave to Crytek to amend their pleadings (which IS normal). But that giant paragraph of hints is really not normal, which is why I wonder why the judge is doing this.
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Agony Aunt posted:That bit at the end with BoredGamer(?) or is it one of the others? I can't tell them apart, they all have facial hair! But yes, sooooo close to revelation. But they so often pull themselves back from the brink, usually when CIG releases a new JPG. No that’s Twerk. I actually like him and think he’s one of the more honest streamers out there. Bored is more a YouTuber and despite his occasional “we need to be vigilant!” talk about keeping CIG honest, he’s in hock and effectively a part of their outsourced marketing apparatus. Twerk is nothing like that. He’s pretty blunt and fairly often. He was against the currency cap lift, he’s frustrated as hell that CIG keeps pushing ship purchasing for credits in game out, and in the clip I included, he and Alysiana (and others in chat) were commiserating over how bad CIG has gotten this year at needling and mocking community concerns. His longer point was that CIG LA seems to think the concerns are just from toxic whiner citizens. So Lando and others thumb their noses (same with Chris’s exasperation with F2P concerns.) But it’s not just trolls and whiners — it’s guys like Twerk who are four figures in already and want to support the game but not when the Studio makes stupid choices and they constantly do. When cig mocks or dismisses those concerns, it’s obviously pretty dispiriting.
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Loxbourne posted:The end of the document then specifically grants leave to Crytek to amend their pleadings (which IS normal). But that giant paragraph of hints is really not normal, which is why I wonder why the judge is doing this.
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Nyast posted:Yeah I'd like to see the source for that too. At that point it's become a myth. I've 100% heard it. I know it exists and is not a thread fabrication. But hosed if I'm searching through Batgirl videos to find it. Someone with search access here should be able to find stuff with the phrase "played through Squadron 42".
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peter gabriel posted:Teamwork makes the dreamwork 
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G0RF posted:I have a new video to share.  Best one yet! The dates and fuckwittery are in high relief and the beats are relentless. Great work!
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man I feel so bad for batgirl like what happens when you slowly start to realize the people you've been talking to are trans and homophobic pieces of poo poo and your entire revenue stream is based on a game that's crashing faster than the Porsche Paul Walker was in shits gotta sting batgirl come in this thread and do a tell all, Ill high tier sub to your patreon
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Imma gonna see if I can do a batgirl show. get that gal some views because I'm a really popular online persona, you see
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Oh hell yes we’ve reached the “DeepFakes” stage lmao
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Beet Wagon posted:Oh hell yes we’ve reached the “DeepFakes” stage lmao Please keep all history re-write and spoofing operations to the Command Center thread.
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Can I still be the kid in the basement making video footage that is edited to do what I want while also being virtually indistinguishable from actual unedited footage? Because that kid sounds kind of awesome.
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The Titanic posted:Can I still be the kid in the basement making video footage that is edited to do what I want while also being virtually indistinguishable from actual unedited footage? Because that kid sounds kind of awesome. Your unedited edits are perfect reproductions of the real thing.
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TheAgent posted:man I feel so bad for batgirl Has she said anything or simply stopped making content?
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TheAgent posted:man I feel so bad for batgirl I miss the prime Batgirl era. It produced one of very best archives of CIG staff interviews out there. There’s a lot of gold in there and it happened because she got the access and had a real deft touch with tricky questions. There is no other person in the Star Citizen “journalist” community who would just casually ask Sandi “how’s your acting career coming along?” Erris and Bored and Noob and all the rest would not even go NEAR that subject, but Batgirl could throw those weird little curveballs gently and it made for the gold b-roll of future documentaries. CIG has been in a slow (overdue) retreat behind more and more curtains over the last year. But some of the best behind the curtain stuff we got we got from Batgirl. Oh I like this angle!!!
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MilesK posted:...Strog-N-Off... Oh cool, a callback to Sandi's pro-gaming roots in Quake.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:I've 100% heard it. I know it exists and is not a thread fabrication. But hosed if I'm searching through Batgirl videos to find it. Someone with search access here should be able to find stuff with the phrase "played through Squadron 42". EightAce posted:Let's not forget that Ben lesnick ( developer ). Played all the sq42 missions long before they switched to lumberyard. He said as much SomethingJones posted:He did, and I'm pretty sure I transcribed it. I definitely transcribed him telling Batgirl that he played Star Marine. MedicineHut posted:I may be wrong my but my recollection is that it was rather Batgirl eagerness who came up with the comment on her own along the lines of “... but surely Ben by now you must have seen and played all the missions...”. To which Ben was forced to awkwardly smile and utter an imperceptible nod and confirmation. Or something like that. SomethingJones posted:That sounds right, and he did utter something about it being a team game. I'll dig it out tomorrow That is as close as I managed to get. Bring SomethingJones in for interrogation.
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Loxbourne posted:
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TheAgent posted:it's a reverse inverse troll to trap skadden Is true, she is already $72,000 in and looking to bring in a group of like minded judges and attorneys. Cry "More" Rekt
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The Titanic posted:Can I still be the kid in the basement making video footage that is edited to do what I want while also being virtually indistinguishable from actual unedited footage? Because that kid sounds kind of awesome. That kid would pretty much be hired by every sound house and deep state intelligence organization out there.
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That's always the big divide in Star Citizen: They imagine it as some grandiose project loved by millions, torn at by wolves of opportunity and fighting against waves of oppression by publishers, goons and now probably lawyers. That there are elite forces suppressing it, fighting it, at every turn from unleashing its technological marvels. The reality is a lovely little Crysis mod and a weirdo cult then some other pretend "real development" cargo culting entwining them together like ivy growing over an abandoned house.
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/dawnofevil/status/1030220318344966146 Still laugh at the suckers that got tricked into paying for these poo poo videos.
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Someone post more crazy ~DREAMS~ theory crafting. I sustain myself off it.
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