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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






uPen posted:

Who cuts a round pizza into squares?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olDX_GcycEg

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Thin crust gets square cut, hand tossed gets pie sliced

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wow it’s the Achewood mickey mouse pancake strip except it’s being advertised as a good thing

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 02:14 on Aug 17, 2018

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Picnic Princess posted:

So people were already posting in memoriam stuff on social media before she was even dead? That's somethin else.

For those who are confused: Aretha Franklin. Died today, it was announced she was in hospice a couple of days ago, some people got in too early with their condolences.

Aretha Franklin was a famously great cook, look up her Peach Cobbler recipe for some actual FP.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

:laffo: I have bad hand tremors and sometimes tap on the wrong thread on my phone. It's not the first time I've done this.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!


Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


RatHat posted:



Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.

Man, what the hell am I looking at here.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

TontoCorazon posted:

Man, what the hell am I looking at here.

A pastry.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

TontoCorazon posted:

Man, what the hell am I looking at here.

It's like a very thin cracker.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TontoCorazon posted:

Man, what the hell am I looking at here.

The Arthronomicon

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

new Doom game lookin sick nasty.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I never thought I'd look at something and go "that's too much loving cheese".

But that's too much loving cheese.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

I never thought I'd look at something and go "that's too much loving cheese".

But that's too much loving cheese.

:getout:

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

RatHat posted:



Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.

If it’s not literally a floor tile, I must eat this. Even if it were a floor tile I still might.

But if this is cracker with embedded shrimp get in my loving mouth right now.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Memento posted:

that's too much loving cheese.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

RatHat posted:



Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.

eyes and antennae are just ok but head is best part of the shrimp

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

RatHat posted:



Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.

Would. Ebisen are amazing.

There's a place near me that sells gourmet senbei and they have this miso-negi flavor that's like crack.

http://www.kminamoto.com/en/shop/rice-cracker.html

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



you can get senbei with octopus too.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Oh my god that's a food, I thought it was like a piece of art.

Like people would just frame a scrumped up shrimp and hang it on their walls.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

dudeness posted:

Oh my god that's a food, I thought it was like a piece of art.

Like people would just frame a scrumped up shrimp and hang it on their walls.

food can be art :colbert:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

bob dobbs is dead posted:

food can be art :colbert:

Similarly, art can be food

Maurice Sendak posted:

I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://www.kenhuntfood.com/2018/01/tako-senbei-japanese-seafood-crackers.html

a more detailed explanation

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Memento posted:

I never thought I'd look at something and go "that's too much loving cheese".

But that's too much loving cheese.

Naw man, it's fine. There seems to be a loving cauldron of marinara next to it so you can totally manage.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

RareAcumen posted:

Naw man, it's fine. There seems to be a loving cauldron of marinara next to it so you can totally manage.

That's the actual problem. The problem is that looking at that as a picture on the internet I can go "that's too much cheese" but if you put me near that, I don't think I could help myself.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Memento posted:

That's the actual problem. The problem is that looking at that as a picture on the internet I can go "that's too much cheese" but if you put me near that, I don't think I could help myself.

Yeah. My eyes tell me that is the exact perfect amount of cheese but my lower intestine is cramping up just thinking about it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



KataraniSword posted:

Yeah. My eyes tell me that is the exact perfect amount of cheese but my lower intestine is scrumping up just thinking about it.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

RatHat posted:



Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.

That's a fossil.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Whooping Crabs posted:

That's a fossil.

It seriously looks like fossil

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

RatHat posted:



Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.
Burgess Shale To Go.

dudeness posted:

Oh my god that's a food, I thought it was like a piece of art.

Like people would just frame a scrumped up shrimp and hang it on their walls.
I thought it was really well-preserved shrimp fossil at first.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Internet Wizard posted:

Thin crust gets square cut, hand tossed gets pie sliced

gently caress you! No pizza deserves to be squar cut. Square cut is for nazis.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

gently caress you! No pizza deserves to be squar cut. Square cut is for nazis.

I think that cut has more strategically placed 90 degree angles.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

"What do you mean I'm supposed to use that amount of breadcrumbs per mozzarella stick? Screw it, I'll call it a baked fondue."

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

gently caress you! No pizza deserves to be squar cut. Square cut is for nazis.

There is literally no purpose for a square cut pizza. If you try to make the argument that it’s for finger food at a party I would just advise you to order more pizzas and have them cut into smaller slices because the crust parts of square cut pizzas are 90% crust and the middle parts are disgustingly greasy and annoying. They are a failure of food structurally

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Some food porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Fossil, or cracker? You decide!!!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Picnic Princess posted:



Fossil, or cracker? You decide!!!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Aesop Poprock posted:

There is literally no purpose for a square cut pizza. If you try to make the argument that it’s for finger food at a party I would just advise you to order more pizzas and have them cut into smaller slices because the crust parts of square cut pizzas are 90% crust and the middle parts are disgustingly greasy and annoying. They are a failure of food structurally

A square pizza shouldn't have big thick crust that's going to lead to the problem you're describing. A thinner crust takes care of that whole issue.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Basebf555 posted:

A square pizza shouldn't have big thick crust that's going to lead to the problem you're describing. A thinner crust takes care of that whole issue.

Look at how wrong you are, there is no case for a square cut pizza

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

Look at how wrong you are, there is no case for a square cut pizza

You can make the crust flakier because you don't have to worry about it falling apart due to gravity when people pick up large slices. I have a square cut place in my area and it's the flakiest crust I've ever had on a pizza. Maybe that's not your thing but it's my favorite crust in town.

There you go I just made the case.

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