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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Johnny Truant posted:

Yeah it doesn't look poorly executed

I've certainly seen some worse Thanos tattoos, wish I could recall them.

Selective memory. You don�t need that poo poo hanging out in your brain.

# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:21

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:16

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Heath posted:

Cocket Raccoon

Great... can't unsee it now. Thanks I guess.

# ? Aug 16, 2018 10:04

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Johnny Truant posted:

Yeah it doesn't look poorly executed

I've certainly seen some worse Thanos tattoos, wish I could recall them.

Thanos snapped his fingers and dusted the memories from you.

Thanos did nothing wrong.

# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:36

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Johnny Truant posted:

Yeah it doesn't look poorly executed

Look at the hand "holding" the gun.

# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:27

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

rydiafan posted:

Look at the hand "holding" the gun.

Bahaha you're absolutely right.

CzarChasm posted:

Thanos snapped his fingers and dusted the memories from you.

Thanos did nothing wrong.

# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:31

Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Vato posted:

Are there any other angles? I kinda like it.

I went and dug it up and no, I didn't find any other angles, but I found this by the same artist:

I'd be making the same face as the hulk if my thumb was as broken as his.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Why is Drax green and have hair? And what does Steven Tyler have to do with all of this?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:47

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

That dude should not tattoo faces on people. Like ever again.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:49

Lechtansi: Mar 23, 2004; Item Get

I forgot what tattoo thread i was in and thought someone had just posted that sleeve in the good tattoos thread. thank god.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:53

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Huntersoninski posted:

I went and dug it up and no, I didn't find any other angles, but I found this by the same artist:

I'd be making the same face as the hulk if my thumb was as broken as his.

Look at the pinky on the Joker's right hand, phreow :psyduck:

# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:33

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Huntersoninski posted:

I went and dug it up and no, I didn't find any other angles, but I found this by the same artist:

I'd be making the same face as the hulk if my thumb was as broken as his.

Oooh, I might wanna retract my previous statement. I was thinking the other tattoo was a stylistic choice that would make sense in the context of the whole piece, but...this is just what this guy does. Hmm. Not so great. Not so great at all.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 20:08

marjorie: May 4, 2014

Huntersoninski posted:

I went and dug it up and no, I didn't find any other angles, but I found this by the same artist:

I'd be making the same face as the hulk if my thumb was as broken as his.

Johnny Truant posted:

Look at the pinky on the Joker's right hand, phreow

Look at the index finger (and general finger spacing) on the Joker's left hand!!

# ? Aug 17, 2018 20:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The left hand looks more like a goddamn hoof

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 21:02 on Aug 17, 2018

# ? Aug 17, 2018 20:52

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Aren't those all different teams of comic guys?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:06

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

CommonShore posted:

Aren't those all different teams of comic guys?

Yeah its mixing DC and Marvel but these days nobody cares :sigh:

# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:16

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

whypick1 posted:

And what does Steven Tyler have to do with all of this?

I think it's Janice Dickinson.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:22

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mammal Sauce posted:

I think it's Janice Dickinson.

*googles*

...their lovechild perhaps?

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah its mixing DC and Marvel but these days nobody cares

I figured it was intentional.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:24

Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Vato posted:

Oooh, I might wanna retract my previous statement. I was thinking the other tattoo was a stylistic choice that would make sense in the context of the whole piece, but...this is just what this guy does. Hmm. Not so great. Not so great at all.

Yeah almost everything on his page is so...off and muddy looking. There's some okay stuff (to my eyes) but then there's poo poo like that, or this

and gosh I'd just rather not.

e: he also really really likes the hazy lines overlapping/intertwining everything, it's in tons of them. Whew.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 22:44

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Huntersoninski posted:

Yeah almost everything on his page is so...off and muddy looking. There's some okay stuff (to my eyes) but then there's poo poo like that, or this

and gosh I'd just rather not.

e: he also really really likes the hazy lines overlapping/intertwining everything, it's in tons of them. Whew.

Probably likes Mucha's hair, but hasn't actually put in the time to study it.

I was outside when I opened this thread and the glare of the sun made the angel's wings look like the ocean, so I thought it was a tattoo of a mother drowning her child instead of what it is: an angel preparing to suffocate a baby by covering its mouth and nose with her flipper.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 23:52

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Some of the shading and line work is really good in spots then everything else is straight garbage. Fuckin bipolar tattoos :confused:

# ? Aug 18, 2018 00:12

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

This octopus hurts my eyes!

# ? Aug 19, 2018 07:15

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

Huntersoninski posted:

Yeah almost everything on his page is so...off and muddy looking. There's some okay stuff (to my eyes) but then there's poo poo like that, or this

and gosh I'd just rather not.

e: he also really really likes the hazy lines overlapping/intertwining everything, it's in tons of them. Whew.

Batboy and his mother.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 08:46

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

ricketyvickyt posted:

This octopus hurts my eyes!

looks like a green and blue placenta, jesus christ

# ? Aug 19, 2018 13:24

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

This is why I brought in a freshly caught lingcod when I got my tattoo.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 13:59

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

It takes three hours to explain that an octopus has eight legs?

# ? Aug 19, 2018 14:24

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

synthetik posted:

It takes three hours to explain that an octopus has eight legs?

It takes several months to explain that a week, in fact, does not have 8 days, so I�m not surprised :v:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah its mixing DC and Marvel but these days nobody cares

Shouldn�t you because of some kind of GamesMasterAnthony rule, or is it more of an aesthetic thing and you don�t want clashing styles?

Laserjet 4P has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Aug 19, 2018

# ? Aug 19, 2018 14:42

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

The head is coming out of the wrong side lol

# ? Aug 19, 2018 14:50

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

ricketyvickyt posted:

This octopus hurts my eyes!

Eh, I think this is kinda cool? Its not great but its way better than 99% of this thread.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 15:24

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

Is this the origin of the thread title?

Or does more than one cat fetus tattoo exist?

# ? Aug 19, 2018 16:02

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

13Pandora13 posted:

Is this the origin of the thread title?

Or does more than one cat fetus tattoo exist?

There are others.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 16:13

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

13Pandora13 posted:

Is this the origin of the thread title?

Or does more than one cat fetus tattoo exist?

Yeah we've posted that one before but there's another with like 4 cat babies in the womb

# ? Aug 19, 2018 16:17

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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That octopus has two siphons. That would be like drawing a person with two noses.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 17:48

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Picnic Princess posted:

That octopus has two siphons. That would be like drawing a person with two noses.

They got the number of legs wrong, I think you're setting the bar a little high.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Laserjet 4P posted:

It takes several months to explain that a week, in fact, does not have 8 days, so I�m not surprised

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

13Pandora13 posted:

Is this the origin of the thread title?

Or does more than one cat fetus tattoo exist?

Male Tears posted:

Fashionably Great posted:

This is the original source of the fetus cat tattoo: http://red--hel.tumblr.com/post/93466582990/10-hrs-of-pure-hell-and-we-are-finished-thanks
10 hrs of pure hell and we are finished!! Thanks for torturing me 2 days in a row Tim!
I am so beyond I�m love with my cat babies!!
[The bananas were pre cat womb. There are ashes from three of my cats who have passed away in the ink of the fetuses.]
Done by Tim Kern of Tribulation Tattoo in NYC.

I have more questions than I do answers after reading that.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 19:13