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kuddles posted:It reminds me of all those "I used to be a hardcore liberal but now I'm conservative" or "I used to be atheist but now I'm Christian" things where the conversion stories are always the most unconvincing made-up horseshit. That reminds me, I was just recently listening to the fplus episode about fetish self-hypnosis where a gay guy was super convinced he hypnotized himself straight and to prove it he said how much he loves "curvy pussies"
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kuddles posted:It reminds me of all those "I used to be a hardcore liberal but now I'm conservative" or "I used to be atheist but now I'm Christian" things where the conversion stories are always the most unconvincing made-up horseshit. I'll still never not laugh when Newt Gingrich said he converted to Catholicism because he heard Benedict XVI speak and was moved, and not because he was trying to marry his third wife who was Catholic.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:haha my bad I'll try to make sure poo poo is real first. Anyway here's some bread. Real mens bread. 
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Aug 17, 2018 15:01
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I see your dude and raise you a bacon
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Aug 17, 2018 15:23
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Behold, the one legged chair.
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Perry Mason Jar posted:
Psh that's weak as far as algorithmically-generated products go, try this one: 
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Or this: Or this: 
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ate all the Oreos posted:Or this: Where can I buy this. Asking for
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I guess that last one also might be intentional and for bachelorette parties where you really hate the bachelorette or something. Anyway here's a bible that's actually a gun 
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Renegret posted:Where can I buy this. Unfortunately it's "Currently Unavailable": https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079GSWJB4/ref=?tag=drsynth-20 e: But here's a related one that's more ornate https://www.amazon.com/Bachelorette-Banner-Forever-Bridal-Decorations/dp/B074M588PH/
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ate all the Oreos posted:I guess that last one also might be intentional and for bachelorette parties where you really hate the bachelorette or something. It had better come with silver bullets.
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ate all the Oreos posted:
Hmm... next anniversary gift for my wife found! Now, how to get her to wear it in public?
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Wait I've had the same penis forever is there something wrong with me
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Yes it's supposed to fall off and regrow once every couple years. At least that's been my experience.
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Faded Mars posted:Yes it's supposed to fall off and regrow once every couple years. At least that's been my experience. Ever seen a discarded snake skin left over after the snake molts? Basically that.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:11
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their acronym is LAUGHS
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Platystemon posted:It had better come with silver bullets. But if it's not a real bible, then it can't hurt vampires. Someone obviously didn't think it through.
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mojo1701a posted:But if it's not a real bible, then it can't hurt vampires. Include the full text on a flash drive.
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Moridin920 posted:There was deffo an article about Australian Coast Guard ptsd as a result of finding tons of corpses in the water What happens is a naval vessel gets a distress call from a refugee boat while patrolling in international waters. They radio back to HQ and get ordered to turn around and return to Australian waters. Then, after the distress calls finally stop, they are allowed to return to the area. Any bodies they find died at sea in international waters and are therefore not Australia's responsibility. There have been reports from the seamen of lines of bodies stretching for miles. A bunch of us in the AusPol thread spent the longest loving time trying to find what is happening to the bodies being pulled out of the sea, but it's a black hole. There is no official way to find out as the government refuses to comment on "on water" matters, both major parties are guilty as hell over this, and naval personnel are ordered not to say anything. This is of course separate to the new law the government put in place making it punishable for up to two years in jail if you report on the abuses going on in the detention camps. So, yeah, in contravention of centuries of naval tradition, RAN vessels ignore distress calls and wait for the people on board to drown because the current party in power's promise of "no refugee boats will make it to Australia" is more important that the lives of an unknown (and potentially forever unknowable) number of people looking to escape persecution and find a better life.
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My sister is getting married next month and her bridesmaids hung up the SAME PENIS FOREVER banner at her bachelorette, a good squad.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:So, yeah, in contravention of centuries of naval tradition, RAN vessels ignore distress calls and wait for the people on board to drown because the current party in power's promise of "no refugee boats will make it to Australia" is more important that the lives of an unknown (and potentially forever unknowable) number of people looking to escape persecution and find a better life. Not just naval tradition, I'm pretty sure they're violating the law of the sea, but lol at anyone holding them accountable unless it happens to someone rich or white
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Tetracube posted:their acronym is LAUGHS Even if they're taking the piss they're still highlighting anti-unionization hypocrisy in a so-called liberal institution. Of course this is not actually hypocrisy but it is insofar as what people represent or understand American liberalism as standing for (in reality this has never been the case).
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Even if they're taking the piss they're still highlighting anti-unionization hypocrisy in a so-called liberal institution. Of course this is not actually hypocrisy but it is insofar as what people represent or understand American liberalism as standing for (in reality this has never been the case). It's very confusing to see a British-ism like "taking the piss" followed right after with the American use of the word "liberal"
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Too bad welcome to the global melting pot bitch.
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mojo1701a posted:But if it's not a real bible, then it can't hurt vampires. It's laser-etched in Braille on the grip. The gun is the Bible. 
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 I know there's an animated version of this floating around the internet that sentences each example to the guillotine.
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Mizuti posted:
https://i.gifer.com/WhdY.mp4
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It deserves to be in this thread a third time
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Mizuti posted:
What idiot has investment income under retirement age?
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Oscar Wild posted:What idiot has investment income under retirement age? Hey those penny shavings-worth of interest in my savings account every month add up!
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Renegret posted:It deserves to be in this thread a third time Oh no, the "single parent" who makes more in "investment income" than 99% of single parents in reality have in total income to get by is getting a tax increase. How can I ever sleep at night after reading that?
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i like the pouty sad faces. like its just so hard scraping by on $230,000 a year
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Won't you think of poor retired couple with income of $180,000/yr? You monster!
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kuddles posted:The attempts at trying to make me feel sorry for rich people never stops being hilarious and then eventually leads to me overflowing with rage. Maybe alimony is the "investment income". Seriously, at 5% return of this was tax free income she would have $700K in assets. Assuming these are are dividends that would mean a rough 35% tax rate and gently caress you I'm not doing the math. She has at least $800K in investments that are kicking off the $35k.
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Moridin920 posted:Long term capital gains aren't taxed that high. Dividends would be 15% Yeah, if they're qualified, whatever. That's not the point. The point is that she has over 700k in invested assets. Ok?
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Oscar Wild posted:Yeah, if they're qualified, whatever. That's not the point. The point is that she has over 700k in invested assets. Ok? It's actually $1.75 million in CDs earning 2%
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