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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Big Mean Jerk posted:

No, because CBS execs aren’t aware DS9 exists, so there will never be a studio mandate for DS9 fanwank.

In thinking if it the opposite way, some writer could sneak in a character and nobody would say "Don't reference ds9" because they wouldn't know what it is

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they could bring in the entire cast of ds9 to play new characters including combs and it still wouldn't be enough to salvage discovery.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Star Trek Discovery a la Rotten Tomatoes:

Critics: 82%

Audience: 56%

Sometimes I wonder if critics are just contrarian morons who like using sophism to explain that they're not really dumb but that they're just much better than you are. Because they like poo poo.

Also, I just heard the Klingons are getting another remake. Into Darkness got a lot more wrong than it did right, but I thought the Klingon redesign ideas they had were pretty cool:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-beautiful-klingon-designs-jj-abrams-rejected-for-st-1216785197





Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I don’t trust the audience ratings on RT because they’re regularly bombed by people who just flat out oppose any new show/movie in their beloved franchise.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Are they wrong in this case, though?

THS
Sep 15, 2017

discovery bombed with audiences and was highly regarded by critics. orville bombed with critics and was well received by audiences

people like the big bang theory too though, so who knows. at least the orville was fun. and within its own universe had more internal logical consistency than discovery which was a loving Mess.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
STD is a big wet fart and the only Deep Space Nine references that are allowed are to section 31 so kurtzman can write his gritty post 9/11 imperial apologia

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yandat posted:

discovery bombed with audiences and was highly regarded by critics. orville bombed with critics and was well received by audiences

people like the big bang theory too though, so who knows. at least the orville was fun. and within its own universe had more internal logical consistency than discovery which was a loving Mess.

THe Orville rules, and I'm sad I have to keep waiting for new episodes

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sometimes I wonder if critics are just contrarian morons who like using sophism to explain that they're not really dumb but that they're just much better than you are. Because they like poo poo.

I think you're confusing film critics with CineD posters.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

I think you're confusing film critics with CineD posters.

Same difference?

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Bogus Adventure posted:

Same difference?

Critics get paid to be contrarian morons.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Big Mean Jerk posted:

No, because CBS execs aren’t aware DS9 exists, so there will never be a studio mandate for DS9 fanwank.

smh when they'll reference Enterprise but not DS9.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Kibayasu posted:

Critics get paid to be contrarian morons.

Fair dues.


I know Martok is a G, but I miss Gowron. Dude was so cool when he showed up, and then DS9 ruined him by making him an insane rear end in a top hat. Also, what's up with Worf being Kingmaker of the Klingon Empire?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Gowron was always an insane rear end in a top hat

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011
"Please, Martok, that is a torpedo launch initiator!"

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Martok is cooler so that's just how it goes in the empire.

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Bogus Adventure posted:

Star Trek Discovery a la Rotten Tomatoes:

Critics: 82%

Audience: 56%

Sometimes I wonder if critics are just contrarian morons who like using sophism to explain that they're not really dumb but that they're just much better than you are. Because they like poo poo.

Also, I just heard the Klingons are getting another remake. Into Darkness got a lot more wrong than it did right, but I thought the Klingon redesign ideas they had were pretty cool:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-beautiful-klingon-designs-jj-abrams-rejected-for-st-1216785197






These are actually my fave klingons. They look cool as gently caress.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Gowron was always an insane rear end in a top hat

But he was a COOL insane rear end in a top hat in TNG.







Flipswitch posted:

These are actually my fave klingons. They look cool as gently caress.

I know, right? I thought that was a pretty good update to the original Klingon redesign, and those metal braids are loving epic.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Bogus Adventure posted:

But he was a COOL insane rear end in a top hat in TNG.








I know, right? I thought that was a pretty good update to the original Klingon redesign, and those metal braids are loving epic.

That's clearly Kavok. :reject:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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std is a poorly advised disappointment but lol if anyone trusts internet audience ratings of things at this point

actually lol if you trust critics and ratings in general, form your own drat opinions folks, your time is actually not that valuable

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

i think it'd be funnier if he showed up to solve tactical/combat problems. like worf is downstairs in the conference room with the melconian ambassador, when suddenly, red alert - the mazone are attacking! worf rushes up to take charge, but by the time he gets to the bridge the opponent starship is a smoking ruin and martok's already lighting up a victory cigar

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
"ah, worf! i was already here, regaling your officers with tales of our glorious battles against the Dominion, so i decided to take charge, and show these young starfleet targlings how we did things back in the old days. remember, worf? when we piloted the Rotarran against endless waves of Dominion attack ships? what a glorious time it was."
"general, we have talked about this. it is inappropriate for you to assume comm-"
"oh, do not worry about such things, worf... out here, a thousand light-years away from the bu-reau-crats, nobody needs know about it. and there is no shame in letting an old warrior like me take the reins... you still have decades of glory left in you! come! let us crack open a barrel of blood wine, to celebrate this victory!"


"captain worf... the melconian ambassador is on the comm. he's very dissatisfied with the seating arrangement and demands that the room be reconfigured again."
worf begins to think that blood wine is sounding mighty appealing right now

Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 17, 2018

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

Do you think Discovery would do something like have Emony or Audrid or Torias Dax show up for an episode? Whatever skin suit dax is piloting at the moment.

It'd be either Emony or Audrid. Emony was the one that hosed McCoy when he was in med school.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


I propose Worf meets Dorf: While serving as Federation ambassador to Qo'nos Worf suffers a freak targ hunting accident that results in his legs being amputated at the knees. Determined to prove he is still a useful warrior he guilts the Federation into giving him a new starship command (USS Mercury or Achilles?) where all sorts of wacky hi-jinks ensue.

The finale will be a big reveal that the entire series happened in Worf's head in the days following the accident where his depression caused him to drink to death on blood wine.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Fabulousity posted:

I propose Worf meets Dorf: While serving as Federation ambassador to Qo'nos Worf suffers a freak targ hunting accident that results in his legs being amputated at the knees. Determined to prove he is still a useful warrior he guilts the Federation into giving him a new starship command (USS Mercury or Achilles?) where all sorts of wacky hi-jinks ensue.

The finale will be a big reveal that the entire series happened in Worf's head in the days following the accident where his depression caused him to drink to death on blood wine.

I hope that during that time, he binge watches "an ancient earth visual entertainment form known as a television show, called King of the Hill".
"The father of the main character was a great warrior named Cotton Hill, who killed fitty nazzys and fitty tojo warriors, bare handed"

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

wesleywillis posted:

I hope that during that time, he binge watches "an ancient earth visual entertainment form known as a television show, called King of the Hill".
"The father of the main character was a great warrior named Cotton Hill, who killed fitty nazzys and fitty tojo warriors, bare handed"

And he never realizes that he's just like Hank. It ain't a stretch to compare Alexander to Bobby, neither.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

discovery was structurally terrible but very exciting

i just want the writers to come up with a consistent in universe explanation for why disco looks so much more advanced than tos enterprise

like even if they just straight up said they're doing a visual retcon, but at the moment nothing

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

discovery was structurally terrible but very exciting

i just want the writers to come up with a consistent in universe explanation for why disco looks so much more advanced than tos enterprise

like even if they just straight up said they're doing a visual retcon, but at the moment nothing
1966 was when TOS was released, what the gently caress. I really really don't understand people complaining about this. Of all the things to complain about STD, this has to be the most pointless thing to complain about. Why would they need to give an official explanation on this?

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

wesleywillis posted:

Whats with all the Chief O'Brien hate?

I never thought he was super awesome, but he seemed like a stand up dude.

Behead those who dishonor the O'Briens

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's an excellent reason to never set anything prior to tos. they barely had computers most of the time, much less the sort of flashy technology that modern shows are required to include. like, just leave it alone already.

THS
Sep 15, 2017

ijii posted:

1966 was when TOS was released, what the gently caress. I really really don't understand people complaining about this. Of all the things to complain about STD, this has to be the most pointless thing to complain about. Why would they need to give an official explanation on this?

the entire enterprise thing explaining klingon foreheads was loving stupid.

the makeup was too expensive in 1966. that’s it. christ

ds9 making fun of it was about as far as they should have gone

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

because it's logically inconsistent and aaaaaaaaaaa

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Yandat posted:

the entire enterprise thing explaining klingon foreheads was loving stupid.

the makeup was too expensive in 1966. that’s it. christ

ds9 making fun of it was about as far as they should have gone

Pretty much this. It was a good joke in Trials and Tribble-ations. It didn't need to be developed on.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Fojar38 posted:

std is a poorly advised disappointment but lol if anyone trusts internet audience ratings of things at this point

actually lol if you trust critics and ratings in general, form your own drat opinions folks, your time is actually not that valuable

I don't trust any negative reviews these days because it seems like most of them are because of an axe to grind. That said you can't really trust most positive reviews either since there's so much astroturfing.

Basically I just sit in my basement and watch ENT and like it, dammit.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

The USS Enterprise was actually just a constantly refitted and expanded Space Shuttle Enterprise. That's why it has a bunch of old poo poo on it.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
It's not important and kind of a stupid thing to complain about, but it's also an incredibly simple thing to fix; don't make loving prequels. Stop clinging desperately to words and things everyone knows and advance your god drat universe. Star Trek can actually exist without a Spock being in it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

counterfeitsaint posted:

It's not important and kind of a stupid thing to complain about, but it's also an incredibly simple thing to fix; don't make loving prequels. Stop clinging desperately to words and things everyone knows and advance your god drat universe. Star Trek can actually exist without a Spock being in it.

this

I'm loving sick of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy

lets see the aftermath of the dominion war; beaten down federation, beaten down and reformed cardassian union, reformed ferengi alliance, and (reformed?) klingon empire, versus a mostly untouched and ascendant romulan empire

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The only thing I like about them not really building on the status of the great powers following the dominion war is I get to pretend that my own version of the dominion war happened

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naem
May 29, 2011

Your personally Star Trek fam fiction is always better than anything the shows come up with

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