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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Hoarding money in the Cayman Islands creates so much value for society, just look at how much value this society can hold. *knocks on trunk of society*

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EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

comedyblissoption posted:

Workers in a capitalist enterprise take on enormous risk regularly. Any time someone signs up for a 30 year mortgage near their workplace that's an enormous risk dependent on their conditions of employment and the relationship of the employers w/ the community. Maybe the employer decides to unilaterally move the factory to a third world country and it fucks up the entire community. Or the employer just lays them off during a recession or fires them in unjust ways while denying unemployment compensation. Maybe the employer does stupid poo poo like make their tesla factory floor look like an apple store so the rate of personal injuries are much higher. Such situations are large risks to any employee.

You might have also noticed that the common arrangement is that the worker works first and only then do they get paid after at least a week. In some enterprises they end up generating the revenue that allows them to get paid in the first place at the end of that week.

Also workers can collectively take out loans and start businesses just like a capitalist can and take such entrepreneurial risks.

Ever meet someone so broke that investing in a monthly bus pass rather than paying the higher per trip cash fare was a risk that would put them on the street if they didn't manage to get enough hours from the two part time jobs they were juggling?

I have.

gently caress capitalism.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

is pepsi ok posted:

Hey remember in 2008 when the banks took on all that risk, and then when it went south they paid the price for that risk while all the workers were unaffected because they weren't the ones taking on the risk?

Oh wait, no, literally the opposite of that happened.

Lol

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

EvilJoven posted:

Ever meet someone so broke that investing in a monthly bus pass rather than paying the higher per trip cash fare was a risk that would put them on the street if they didn't manage to get enough hours from the two part time jobs they were juggling?

I have.

gently caress capitalism.

Honestly curious, what was going on there. Single parent or health problems?

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006

Rutibex posted:

the fact is most successful capitalists are simply smarter and harder working than the average person. we should reward our smartest and hardest working with lots of money, because they will know how to best invest it and create value for society. average workers are not capable of managing their own enterprises, they just want to be told what to do and enjoy the simple pleasures of life. That's fine everyone has a place in this world.

Nope. In fact the best predictor of success within the capitalist system seems to be how many sociopathic or psychopathic traits a person has. The closer to the top you are, the more likely you are to be selfish, ruthless and uncaring.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

honda whisperer posted:

Honestly curious, what was going on there. Single parent or health problems?

Yep, single mom. She worked at footlocker and one other place I can't remember where.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

ubachung posted:

Nope. In fact the best predictor of success within the capitalist system seems to be how many sociopathic or psychopathic traits a person has. The closer to the top you are, the more likely you are to be selfish, ruthless and uncaring.

:( two outta three don't get you there either

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

ubachung posted:

Nope. In fact the best predictor of success within the capitalist system seems to be how many sociopathic or psychopathic traits a person has. The closer to the top you are, the more likely you are to be selfish, ruthless and uncaring.

It also gives you brain damage.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/07/power-causes-brain-damage/528711/

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

So "mad with power" isn't just a saying? Criminy.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

The_Franz posted:

It's from the Wall Street Journal, so it's for fintech people on the coasts who actually think that making mid-six-figures puts them in the middle class because "well, we can't afford a mega yacht".

If your wealth comes from your job, you are at best middle class

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Rutibex posted:

the fact is most successful capitalists are simply smarter and harder working than the average person. we should reward our smartest and hardest working with lots of money, because they will know how to best invest it and create value for society. average workers are not capable of managing their own enterprises, they just want to be told what to do and enjoy the simple pleasures of life. That's fine everyone has a place in this world.

*does a bunch of acid*

GRAHMS IM THA SMIARTEST PARSON IN THA WIORLD

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Rutibex posted:

the fact is most successful capitalists are simply smarter and harder working than the average person. we should reward our smartest and hardest working with lots of money, because they will know how to best invest it and create value for society. average workers are not capable of managing their own enterprises, they just want to be told what to do and enjoy the simple pleasures of life. That's fine everyone has a place in this world.

It's insane that capitalism is so effective at destroying any and all empathy people have.

Like it's incredibly obvious from this post that are you are doing okay financially and have probably not been at any major risk in recent times of being evicted, having essential utilities disconnected or scrambling to get change for some canned chicken to add to your tomato soup that night.

It honestly makes me wonder if I too would have this mindset had I been born into wealth and I'm not sure I wanna think about it too much

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

g0lbez posted:

It's insane that capitalism is so effective at destroying any and all empathy people have.

Like it's incredibly obvious from this post that are you are doing okay financially and have probably not been at any major risk in recent times of being evicted, having essential utilities disconnected or scrambling to get change for some canned chicken to add to your tomato soup that night.

It honestly makes me wonder if I too would have this mindset had I been born into wealth and I'm not sure I wanna think about it too much

actually I used to be homeless, but I picked myself up by my bootstraps. surprisingly I stopped being poor once I stopped being lazy

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Rutibex posted:

actually I used to be homeless, but I picked myself up by my bootstraps

drat I totally 100% did not see this reply coming!!! In that case you're just an rear end in a top hat then

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Rutibex posted:

actually I used to be homeless, but I picked myself up by my bootstraps. surprisingly I stopped being poor once I stopped being lazy

Please tell us more

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

if homelessness turns you into a republican thats even greater reason for expanded welfare

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Rutibex posted:

actually I used to be homeless, but I picked myself up by my bootstraps. surprisingly I stopped being poor once I stopped being lazy

While you haven't shared the details about your ascent from poverty, I can almost certainly say that ascent was due to good luck, a helping hand, or most likely both.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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Zzulu posted:

Definitely wanna be frugal with money until I'm 60+ when the good life is all but over

Honey, if we save for 30 years we'll be swimming in cash by the time we're almost dead

My father worked full time as an auditor for the air force while my mother was a stay at home mom. Their plan was to get an rv and travel cross country when he retired. Then my mother died at 50. Oops.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Please do not engage Ruti "you know that woman who was killed by a nazi in charlottesville? that was actually her fault when you think about it" bex

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

ffs don’t reply to rubitex he misses points like he’s on the opposite of a sport team

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Screaming Idiot posted:

While you haven't shared the details about your ascent from poverty, I can almost certainly say that ascent was due to good luck, a helping hand, or most likely both.

he's obviously bullshitting and has lived a comfortable middle-class lifestyle his entire life

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Why would he lie about such a thing? The thesis that all poor people are only poor because they're lazy is rock-solid, as evidenced by the fact that billionaires are the hardest working people in America. Did you know that Elon Musk sleeps inside his factory? And assembles the cars by hand? That's why the bumpers fall off and the doors are different colors, because he's so just so tired and miserable.

The Ambien and acid don't help much, either.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Rutibex posted:

actually I used to be homeless, but I picked myself up by my bootstraps. surprisingly I stopped being poor once I stopped being lazy

Are you saying you killed a boomer of similar appearance?

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
i can't even afford boot straps.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
The fact that someone unironically believes that a possible solution to homelessness is "not being lazy" is just absolutely insane

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

conservative rhetoric is always insane and always evil, even when they pretend to care about people it’s just a deflection to hurt somebody

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Tetracube posted:

he's obviously bullshitting and has lived a comfortable middle-class lifestyle his entire life

Oh, come on. Don't you think if he could pull that off he'd be doing it already?

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
So if a rich person starts getting lazy do they become poors?

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014

Jawdins posted:

So if a rich person starts getting lazy do they become poors?


its the other way around

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Why would he lie about such a thing? The thesis that all poor people are only poor because they're lazy is rock-solid, as evidenced by the fact that billionaires are the hardest working people in America. Did you know that Elon Musk sleeps inside his factory? And assembles the cars by hand? That's why the bumpers fall off and the doors are different colors, because he's so just so tired and miserable.

The Ambien and acid don't help much, either.

Jeff Bezos works 18-hour shifts on the floor of an Amazon warehouse!!! If you did you’d be the richest man in the world too!!!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Oddly enough, employees in the federal government get paid more like a socialist system than a capitalist one.

Under normal circumstances, the average employee earns around 50-60K. For non-specialized managers/directors (people who aren't surgeons and the like) usually earn around 120K.

Then again, you have the same issue where contractors are siphoning off millions is crap deals and probably giving their senator friend a kickback.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
rich people are just professional golf athletes when you think about it.................

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Zzulu posted:

Definitely wanna be frugal with money until I'm 60+ when the good life is all but over

Honey, if we save for 30 years we'll be swimming in cash by the time we're almost dead

I think you want to hedge your bets for sure. Save a lot but enjoy yourself when you are younger as well.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
Just save money guys. Just save that money you already have guys it's so goddamn simple!! Maybe instead of buying that next iPhone you can put that spare grand in a bank for emergencies you loving morons!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

ubachung posted:

Nope. In fact the best predictor of success within the capitalist system seems to be how many sociopathic or psychopathic traits a person has. The closer to the top you are, the more likely you are to be selfish, ruthless and uncaring.

I wonder how much correlation / causation is there, like I remember that one study that found that rich people have less empathy but concluded it was likely due to the wealth isolating them socially and physically from other people so their sense of empathy kinda atrophied, rather than them being people with low empathy to begin with.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
Instead of getting your pool cleaner that $100 Jungle Jim's gift certificate for Easter Sunday maybe put that in savings instead if you want to get a head start on helping your kids pay that $1000 college debt!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Rutibex posted:

actually I used to be homeless, but I picked myself up by my bootstraps. surprisingly I stopped being poor once I stopped being lazy

The friends I have who were previously actually homeless for long periods of time and not made up for the internet homeless worked the hardest they have in their lives while homeless because you have to spend every moment of every day finding food that's reasonably safe to eat or screaming at another bum to keep them out of the area you've staked out to sleep at or figuring out how you'll avoid freezing to death tonight, I guess they just gotta spin those skills into a job.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

g0lbez posted:

Instead of getting your pool cleaner that $100 Jungle Jim's gift certificate for Easter Sunday maybe put that in savings instead if you want to get a head start on helping your kids pay that $1000 college debt!

I have a $50 savings bond from when I won the science fair in like, 5th grade, and while it's been enough time that I can cash it in, as far as I know it's still not worth $50 yet :argh:

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
Wait college debt is usually 20 grand now?? Haha wow how time flies huh? Anyway hon do you know if it's supposed to rain this weekend?? I was hoping to take Ricky out golfing at The Sound but I'm worried we might have to rough it at the other smaller course by the tristate if it doesn't clear up by then

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HazCat
May 4, 2009

"Just spend less money" says class that relies on people spending money to keep their businesses afloat, apparently lusting for the death of the economy.

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