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Rhyno posted:Ugh, Heywood Banks is the literal worst. https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Beastie-boys-the-move-lyrics
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Vincent posted:He's got style. e l e a n p h a t i t i s
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Choco1980 posted:He don't want no fights It’s the sport of kings Better than diamond rings That’s why we’re here to sing
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They were all in love with dying they were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain
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Say Nothing posted:drat it, I've got to remember to GIS all these things! Ach, what a time to have gone on vacation! ...in Captain Marvel's pants...
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Infinitum posted:Have AIM soldiers ever commented on how loving dumb their helmets look? Almost as bad as New52 Red Hood.
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Man, I hate that Heywood is what my brain goes to first.
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Come on, gorilla, how expensive can those books possibly be.
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Lurdiak posted:Come on, gorilla, how expensive can those books possibly be. It’s a library, he’s just very rude.
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Me, when a gorilla three times my size angrily threatens me in spoken human language: Pffffft, get hosed, what could you possibly do to me? Me, when the gorilla pulls out a gun: OH! Please don't hurt me, I'll do whatever you say!
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I want to know what the backup story "Language-Master of Space" is.
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Moreso than usual I really want the story behind that cover.
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How can there be a world of spacemen if they live in space?
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Infinitum posted:How can there be a world of spacemen if they live in space? That's why they are doomed.
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I just read a summary of this story and it's more insane than you think it is.
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joehonkie posted:Moreso than usual I really want the story behind that cover.
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Evil Mastermind posted:I just read a summary of this story and it's more insane than you think it is. Care to share the gist of it?
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cant cook creole bream posted:Care to share the gist of it? A bunch of aliens scan Earth to see if they can take it over, and see that it's ruled by a gorilla society. The aliens turn one of their own into a gorilla to infiltrate Earth, but OOPS turns out they saw Earth like ten thousand years ago in the now-forgotten-apparently ancient gorilla civilization. So the alien gorilla winds up in Africa and all the gorillas are animals and the place is actually run by humans. Luckily for him, he overhears some humans saying they're hunting gorillas for a scientist to test a turn-gorillas-into-humans beam! So the alien gorilla gets himself captured. The alien gorilla doesn't get zapped into a human, but he see the scientist hide the blueprints for the gizmo in three library books. The alien gorilla escapes, goes to the library, gets the books, then while trying to escape in a car he realizes he doesn't know how to drive and dies in a car accident. The end.
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Evil Mastermind posted:
How dare you spoil the next Neil Breen film!!!! 
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If anyone can post the last page where the monkey dies from not being able to drive that'd be sweet. I'm imagining an "OH poo poo I'M A GORILLA!" scenario
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Reposting a classic
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Infinitum posted:Reposting a classic That’s the face of a monkey whose every dream has just come true.
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I love that that's not the only time DC did that story:
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This page is now Monkeys With Guns only!   
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Doom Patrol #34
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Here's the story. It was originally printed in Strange Adventures and reprinted in From Beyond the Unknown. The uncredited creators are Otto Binder and Carmine Infantino.     
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wow, so wildroot cream-oil gives you confidence? that's amazing!
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Action Jacktion posted:The uncredited creators are Otto Binder and Carmine Infantino. No wonder it's glorious.
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Action Jacktion posted:Here's the story. It was originally printed in Strange Adventures and reprinted in From Beyond the Unknown. The uncredited creators are Otto Binder and Carmine Infantino. Thanks for this. I love golden age nonsensical comics so much 
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The end! No moral!
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I love the 50's undertone to this. Professor Scott is paranoid that Hal is a commie spy. And ends up dying as a result. Meanwhile Hal is paranoid that the Professor is a commie spy. All the while the real spyis in fact an Ape.
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This mission is a disaster, better strip naked.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wow, so wildroot cream-oil gives you confidence? that's amazing! Well, of course -- it's made with soothing lanolin!  As for monkeys with guns, the card game / RPG Feng Shui includes a whole faction of heavily armed cyborg monkeys, with names like Furious George, Battlechimp Potemkin, Che Gorilla, and more.
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Action Jacktion posted:Here's the story. It was originally printed in Strange Adventures and reprinted in From Beyond the Unknown. The uncredited creators are Otto Binder and Carmine Infantino. This is Golden Age sci-fi comics distilled to their purest form.
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Surprise O Henry poo poo between Hal and Scott mid-story.
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