|
I Said No posted:Marble Hornets, a bunch of videos of absolutely nothing happening I used to be so into this and the Slenderman ARGs. While they weren't great, a lot weren't terrible either. I rewatched Marble Hornets recently, and it's kinda fun to watch these kids get better at editing and acting as time goes on. Also, a lot of the stories were kinda cool. I wouldn't recommend them to anyone nowadays, but in my early 20s they were fun.
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2018 15:54
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 6, 2024 13:10 |
|
|
i do not think you need to explain liking marble hornets. it was fun for what it was.
|
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2018 16:13
|
|
|
It's basically Where's Waldo but spooky. Which is pretty effective when you're really bored on a quiet night.
|
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2018 16:31
|
|
|
The Marble Hornets thread around 2010 was a real good time. One of the ARGs got the audience to make videos and stuff, a lot of us joined in. There was one guy who'd come in every few months just to say "Guess I won't be sleeping tonight  " and that was funny
|
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2018 16:35
|
|
|
mojo1701a posted:Does anyone have a good rundown on Romeo Rose? I was talking about goon-related trainwrecks with some other goons online, and couldn't exactly what happened with him, other than the creepiness, being a rapist, red shirt, and his insane chompers. Others here can do it better but, coincidentally, I just heard this segment about him - on Howard Stern of all places https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqYumaxy3-A
|
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2018 19:41
|
|
|
hey what was that e/n train wreck of some goon dating a way younger woman who was like p vulnerable, and he was a gross, sloppy kinkster who didn’t get it. she started posting in the thread at some point
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 10:31
|
|
|
Head Bee Guy posted:hey what was that e/n train wreck of some goon dating a way younger woman who was like p vulnerable, and he was a gross, sloppy kinkster who didn’t get it. she started posting in the thread at some point I'm 31 and my teenage camgirlfriend hasn't cheated on me since Saturday! She honestly seemed okay, if a little messed up; he was a creepy douche.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 10:55
|
|
|
Fleta Mcgurn posted:I'm 31 and my teenage camgirlfriend hasn't cheated on me since Saturday! Just read the thread. What a rollercoaster. I went in expecting the end result to be much worse than what played out.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 12:51
|
|
|
Paladinus posted:There was also a movie based on that ARG. My understanding is that you could run an incredibly long and thin turd through a movie projector for 90 mins and it would be better than the new slenderman movie.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 13:37
|
|
|
One More Fat Nerd posted:My understanding is that you could run an incredibly long and thin turd through a movie projector for 90 mins and it would be better than the new slenderman movie. I might actually like to see that, in a dimly-lit theater "space" that is a converted warehouse populated by hipsters and stray puddles of hobo pee.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 13:57
|
|
|
hipsters with their spaces
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 15:37
|
|
|
One More Fat Nerd posted:My understanding is that you could run an incredibly long and thin turd through a movie projector for 90 mins and it would be better than the new slenderman movie. It can't possibly be worse than the Marble Hornets movie was. Who am I kidding it almost certainly is.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 20:27
|
|
|
In no particular order, here are the threads that are worthy of my 15 goddamn goon years: Henriette, the Girl Who Believed She Was Married to Sai Baba by The Saddest Rhino and friends. (Link goes to scribd) Who can out-chili my chili? porizj shares a "chili" recipe containing dried shiitake and onion soup mix; screams misogynistic butthurt towards the skies when goons are skeptical of its purported goodness. BFC GIRL: What Can a Lazy Goon Cook? BlueStory loves Star Wars toys and ham more than her developing fetus; spends over a hundred dollars on Kids in the Hall t-shirts knowing that she has an upcoming additional family member while being in debt. CPS took my kids this morning: Do I have a legal leg to stand on?= Goon loses his children due to neglect, then completely changes his whole life and gets his kids back.  CURTIS GOT SLAPPED BY A WHITE TEACHER! Windows98 tries to come for Mrs. Lowtax; does not. The storie of how my grandfather destroyed the bears!!!! Should thissucks ask his coworker out? (It turns out, he shouldn't have- but he only has 1806 more hours of probation!) First thread, but no mod challenge here. Into the horrible minds of children. You know those standardized tests that you took in primary school that really meant nothing, but were treated like a big deal? Well, someone was reading them. DAY I GOT COOKIE How do I fix this zipline? MURDERING CHILDREN PUNK HOUSE survival thread- Ours was called The Red House and the one time I went, I convinced some tweaker kid that i could summon Satan and he called me "DARK MISTRESS" for the whole night, which was p cool since I was 15. I think my wife lied to me about having cancer yup globalization!!!!! Goon anoxia tutors a girl who is, despite literally evidence to the contrary, intellectually advanced? There used to be a smilie of this. Clingy bitch in this thread- Twerpy goonette loses her goddamn mind over her boyfriend, who is the president of a Lisa Loeb fan club, while exposing her beef curtains. IIRC the flickr photos still work. I'm a male prostitute- it is not a happy thread. Part one of probably many.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 21:49
|
|
|
I Said No posted:Marble Hornets, a bunch of videos of absolutely nothing happening Man that poo poo was dull
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 21:59
|
|
|
that windows 98 thing was just 
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:08
|
|
|
Tsaven Nava took a bike trip to Sexual Assault Town where it turns out he is a very, very bad dude. Diary of a White Trash Girl. I now have the PDF of this with the original diary page scans, although they're hard to see. PM me. Solve the Mystery of the Internet Whore! It includes flirting over AIM or something, so you know it's vintage goodness. Goon is catfished by a closeted gay acquaintance; no one really figures out why? Origin of  , I think.I'm not sure if this is okay or not... Goon sniffs his sister's panties. It turns out, it was not okay. The greatest science fiction of all time. ...except for Horrors, by Ben Biddick Part 2 of whatever, oh my god, why do I have all these bookmarked
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:18
|
|
|
Fleta Mcgurn posted:BFC GIRL: What Can a Lazy Goon Cook? BlueStory loves Star Wars toys and ham more than her developing fetus; spends over a hundred dollars on Kids in the Hall t-shirts knowing that she has an upcoming additional family member while being in debt. quote:-In May we are going to a Concert for Band A. I intend to purchase everything the merch booth has to offer. For a quick summary, she and her husband (or maybe she just enabled him) were lining up at Target/Walmart/ToysR'Us and spending thousands on all the new Star Wars toys being released around The Force Awakens. Then, tried to save money by getting a new cellphone plan that required them to spend $1k on new phones for a incremental discount on the monthly bills. Also, she was the primary breadwinner in the family, and there was apparently something about a trust for the husband but he wouldn't ever tell her how much it was (it was low). As for the reason these overgrown children wanted to have a child, wel... quote:Blue Story posted: pentyne has a new favorite as of 22:26 on Aug 21, 2018 |
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:19
|
|
|
Oh my loving God I don't know how I forgot about the Lisa Loeb fanatic thread. Like, to this day I laugh every time I hear "Stay" but I had forgotten why until just now
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:20
|
|
|
We would get married except we are being discriminated against because we can't afford a marriage license!!!!!! i only hear what i want to e: I could not read the Blue Story thread live; it freaked me out. ee: because I like both Star Wars and Kids in the Hall, and I don't want to be associated with these people. I can make my own sandwiches, though.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:21
|
|
|
can u post the lad strolling across america with a pram and a toy gun please, tia
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:26
|
|
|
EmmyOk posted:can u post the lad strolling across america with a pram and a toy gun please, tia https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Good old Crazy Jake. Planned to cross Mississippi in the middle of July.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:27
|
|
|
EmmyOk posted:can u post the lad strolling across america with a pram and a toy gun please, tia Hiking Across America: My Clothes Were Too Heavy One of the all-time best. e:fb!
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:27
|
|
|
ah muerte https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480 fleta be too quick
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:27
|
|
|
hahahaah holy poo poo Okay, let me make up for that with one more: The Collected Chronicles of Brian.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:29
|
|
|
if this was the old west pentyne would have shot you to pieces, luckily i think the bowlegged eggman sheriff always survives p well in these things ty for the links
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:30
|
|
|
Need to see if I can find the old pyf roomates from hell thread. That had some insane stories that were  incarnateOh god frankie the dildo threads in the goldmine to
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:35
|
|
|
Also "our amazing genetic heritage must not be lost", star wars family were possibly white supremacists
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:38
|
|
|
all my dna comes from the parts of ireland that the brits sent people to as punishment worse than death. it's not a prison or anything just loving poo poo
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:43
|
|
|
23 and me was brutal on you too huh
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:47
|
|
|
EmmyOk posted:if this was the old west pentyne would have shot you to pieces, luckily i think the bowlegged eggman sheriff always survives p well in these things I just browsed through it and found that back then I did a "best of" his posts up to a certain point, including his "I'm 26 years old and never cooked a day in my life, but I could start whenever I want" "I've lived off chicken fingers, burgers, and pizza my entire adult life"
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:49
|
|
|
sneakyfrog posted:23 and me was brutal on you too huh haven't done it yet in case it turns out someone in my family is from Carlow or a west brit, the pub talk would be brutal after.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 22:51
|
|
|
Thank you for that, Fleta.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2018 23:03
|
|
|
Anyone have a link to the thread of the goon whose roommate built a smaller “studio apartment” in their apartment? And was totally going to rent it out.
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 00:02
|
|
|
Fleta Mcgurn posted:In no particular order, here are the threads that are worthy of my 15 goddamn goon years: Oh my god. I clicked the chili one. I forgot when the internet did the weird tough talk chili recipe thing. Ugh. I might of posted in there.
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 00:10
|
|
|
Let me tell you about Bond.
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 00:28
|
|
|
Oh jesus, the wife lying about cancer one caught my eye and I've been reading through that. Of course there's a bunch of goons saying that lying to your husband about being treated for cancer for months just isn't that big a deal.
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 00:31
|
|
|
Fleta Mcgurn posted:
actually this is the greatest science fiction of all time
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 00:38
|
|
|
purple death ray posted:Also "our amazing genetic heritage must not be lost", star wars family were possibly white supremacists Wasn’t that also the husband who ate literally nothing but fast food and she claimed that he would have a violent allergic reaction to even the smell of an orange or something?
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 00:42
|
|
|
Anyone know whatever happened to the EN thread where a goons wife graduated college (paid for by the goon) and immediately started working towards a divorce? She was telling friends and family how abusive he was etc and somehow discovered that he was posting about the situation here on SA
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 01:19
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 6, 2024 13:10 |
|
|
Glenn Quebec posted:Oh my god. I clicked the chili one. I forgot when the internet did the weird tough talk chili recipe thing. Ugh. I might of posted in there. "Anything to get the taste of your chili out of their mouths" is a pro-tier slam.
|
|
#
?
Aug 22, 2018 01:29
|
|
