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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I watched the episodes Broken stuff on Youtube and skipped all the other stuff because it was awful.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

EugeneJ posted:

They need to find a better network

I wonder if they could sell Showtime on live wrestling specials once a month since they're part of the same corporate family

At this point they're lucky to have anything like national TV. Like they seem to understand this at last- they're an indie fed with a bit more TV exposure than most- it's just a question of what they can actually do from this position.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Not do something stupid for another 10 years. That's what they can do. As long as they produce viewership that pleases the network, they'll be fine.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if they could get Xplosion onto The CW's local affiliates on Saturday afternoons or something

That would help with exposure

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1031586671010172929

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

The Friday taping is going up against CMLL anniversario

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

coconono posted:

Not do something stupid for another 10 years. That's what they can do. As long as they produce viewership that pleases the network, they'll be fine.

Jenkem Delivery posted:

The Friday taping is going up against CMLL anniversario

Well it was a good 24 hours

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

rovert posted:

No one watched IMPACT but me. Tessa was good again but these were the standout segments:

https://twitter.com/SoDuTw/status/1030504075174047744
https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1030484402785140742

I was out of town for a couple of days, so I just caught up. The Smoke Show was hilarious and that Fenix / Sami match was bananas.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jenkem Delivery posted:

The Friday taping is going up against CMLL anniversario
Still haven't quite shaken off the TNA DNA.

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009
Matt Morgan's been gone for years.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Web Jew.0 posted:

Matt Morgan's been gone for years.

But he has so much potential!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Today I learned that Aron Rex is now taking and seizing the opportunity of being a wrestling podcast host.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

what's the podcast equivalent. of a lazy kipup into jazz hands?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



coconono posted:

what's the podcast equivalent. of a lazy kipup into jazz hands?

RIP Pisscast

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I can't figure out if Fallah Bah is racist or not. Like, I'm pretty sure it is but for wrestling it seems almost "soft."

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jenkem Delivery posted:

The Friday taping is going up against CMLL anniversario

this may not be as big if a factor as anticipated

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jenkem Delivery posted:

The Friday taping is going up against CMLL anniversario

Legit might already have a better lineup and there's not even a match announced yet

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

STAC Goat posted:

I can't figure out if Fallah Bah is racist or not. Like, I'm pretty sure it is but for wrestling it seems almost "soft."

Fallah Bah is like the only genuine face in TNA. No shades of grey about him

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

STAC Goat posted:

I can't figure out if Fallah Bah is racist or not. Like, I'm pretty sure it is but for wrestling it seems almost "soft."
The answer is obviously "bahh".

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

frankenfreak posted:

The answer is obviously "bahh".

"No, no, no!"

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Taintrunner posted:

Today I learned that Aron Rex is now taking and seizing the opportunity of being a wrestling podcast host.

I'll be interested to see how he adapts Miz and Mrs. into an audio format while single.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Oh my god

https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1032680503768494081

https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1032680654696337409

https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1032680786305208321

https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1032680855695777792

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005


Shut Twitter down, it will never get better than this

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


The universe is so beautiful sometimes

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

whatever that promo was played out years ago who cares check this poo poo out

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1032803614199304192

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
lol

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Amazing

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

oatgan posted:

whatever that promo was played out years ago who cares check this poo poo out

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1032803614199304192

New season of Lucha Underground looking pretty good

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Richy nooooooo


Uh, was Konnan about to get high with that kid though? What was the surprise in his car across the street?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
The entire LAX vs OG's feud is straight out of Lucha Underground, does Konnan have full creative control over that? Everything is shot so differently than everything else on Impact.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

RZApublican posted:

New season of Lucha Underground looking pretty good

this is the UWF motherfucker

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I don't pay a ton of attention but Impact seems to have done a lot more of that crazy cinematic Lucha Underground-esque stuff that doesn't really make sense but is fun ever since the Broken Hardy stuff. I just randomly saw this stuff last night that I missed earlier this summer because I wasn't paying attention. Its a trip straight out of that Broken Matt/Rosemary stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCPbFdu0QBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9a8F4TqnoA

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Well Impact found my atheistic. Better add them to my watch list.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Picturing Don Callis and Scott D'Amore high fiving

https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1033111136265166849

bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost
God, I love post-modern wrestling.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

rovert posted:

Picturing Don Callis and Scott D'Amore high fiving

https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1033111136265166849

Which one of you started watching

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rovert posted:

Picturing Don Callis and Scott D'Amore high fiving

https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1033111136265166849

is that a crash pad on *squints* white power hhh's rear end?

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

coconono posted:

is that a crash pad on *squints* white power hhh's rear end?

White power HHH...

You mean the Undertaker?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

rovert posted:

Picturing Don Callis and Scott D'Amore high fiving

https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1033111136265166849
Too bad it's not 1.1%.

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Roque11
Aug 7, 2016
Fenix will walk into the next tapings as the new AAA Mega Heavyweight champion. He's going to have a very long reign.

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