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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

it's in the mighty hands of steel
Fun Shoe

TK-42-1 posted:

"I'll cast a spell of unveiling!"
"I'll check for blackulas. Nope. No blackulas."

"Yes, I only hunt blaculas."

"Oh, so you hunt African-American vampires."

"No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have African-Americans in England."

"Oh, yeah. Good point."

"So I hunt blaculas."

"Uh, I was just tryin' to be--"

"Man, I specialize in hunting black vampres; I don't know what the PC name for that is."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3YWDRPQQ4

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Right, I forgot Blade existed before the Wesley Snipes movie

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

MizPiz posted:

Right, I forgot Blade existed before the Wesley Snipes movie



But Blade hunts white vampires, too.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

feedmyleg posted:

But Blade hunts white vampires, too.
And does the liberal lamestream media ever report on it? NO.

#whitevampiregenocide

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/1031934672929009664

:allears: Adrian's back!

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I think Blue Morpho is both Malcolm and Rusty's biological father (Rusty from the swing party) and his trouble conceiving was a red herring.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

I think Blue Morpho is both Malcolm and Rusty's biological father (Rusty from the swing party) and his trouble conceiving was a red herring.

That kinda precludes JJ though

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

it's in the mighty hands of steel
Fun Shoe

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

I think Blue Morpho is both Malcolm and Rusty's biological father (Rusty from the swing party) and his trouble conceiving was a red herring.

Sockser posted:

That kinda precludes JJ though

Also, it means that the entire exchange between Vendata Headroom and Freejack Jonas regarding Blue Morpho and his wife's trouble conceiving, and what Morpho had to do to pay back Jonas for Jonas's "help," makes no sense at all.

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all
Dean is the father

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Lord Frisk posted:

They make almost all of their designs Creative Commons.

Thats nice of them.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Voxx posted:

Dean is the father

Rusty the Son and Hank the Holy Spirit.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Jefferson can use swords and stuff. Useful to have a guy who has more practical skills. I think it's implied he has magic support abilities (for himself) like the magic eye thingy.

he was also a tank driver in the marines. so he's the fighting and combat guy in the triad

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


:woop: we’re getting a dean episode!

JockstrapManthrust
Apr 30, 2013

Billzasilver posted:

:woop: we’re getting a dean episode!

I love that the boys are making "snow monarch's" in the Adult Swim outro on the clip.

JockstrapManthrust fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Aug 21, 2018

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Even though I've driven in New York only like three times, I know exactly how Brock feels.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Billzasilver posted:

:woop: we’re getting a dean episode!

Dean sucks the life out of everything. He is the David Schwimmer of that show.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Dean sucks the life out of everything. He is the David Schwimmer of that show.

[Shore Leave voice] Dean.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

tarlibone posted:

Also, it means that the entire exchange between Vendata Headroom and Freejack Jonas regarding Blue Morpho and his wife's trouble conceiving, and what Morpho had to do to pay back Jonas for Jonas's "help," makes no sense at all.

Not if Morpho believed it was thanks to Jonas.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Dean sucks the life out of everything. He is the David Schwimmer of that show.

Naw.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
to all the dean haters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J61Z27ayHd4&t=78s

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Dean sucks the life out of everything. He is the David Schwimmer of that show.

And I thought I told you to go f*** yourself!

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Dean sucks the life out of everything. He is the David Schwimmer of that show.

Broke: Doll withdrawal
Woke: Dean fatigue

I like Dean, though

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Dead Fatigue is my new band name.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

I think Blue Morpho is both Malcolm and Rusty's biological father (Rusty from the swing party) and his trouble conceiving was a red herring.

How do you square JJ and their matching red hair with that though? Plus those actresses demonstrably didn’t get pregnant and Malcolm looks like his mom

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Don't forget the speculation that Dr. Quymn might be genetically-linked to Rusty, too - based on their pretty glaring similarities in facial characteristics.



I mean, lookit dem chins.

EDIT: Ah, nevermind: https://www.reddit.com/r/venturebros/comments/1gkmx9/are_dr_quymn_and_rusty_siblings/

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Aug 22, 2018

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Dr. Z's delivery of "A super cool robot!" loving cracks me up

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think Quiyum and Rusty's similarities are more meant to highlight how they're thematically gender-flipped versions of each other rather than literally related.

That episode, as mentioned, is a bit... ehh in gender politics but I think meant to emphasise that girl adventurers are just as hosed up as boy adventurers.

Also, Dean moving out on his own seems to be another application of his rare talent of common sense, especially after his home came to life and tried to run away. (during which Hank was notably out and about, and at minimum safe distance. Probably.)

Makes me wonder at what rate Rusty is burning through his inheritance. The repairs to the HQ can't be cheap, and we all know how bad and unmotivated Rusty is at business management.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Dr. Z's delivery of "A super cool robot!" loving cracks me up

Dr Z does strike me as someone who's always genuinely loved being a supervillain for all the cool poo poo he makes.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Pirate Captain seemed to be doing a competent job at managing the company proper.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Makes me wonder at what rate Rusty is burning through his inheritance. The repairs to the HQ can't be cheap, and we all know how bad and unmotivated Rusty is at business management.

If this show followed the rules of reality, VenTech Tower would be irreparably damaged structurally from Jonas' panicking bending and twisting it all to hell and gone, and we still don't know what the parade balloon is going to do to it.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I think Quiyum and Rusty's similarities are more meant to highlight how they're thematically gender-flipped versions of each other rather than literally related.

Their parents literally had a key party.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

If this show followed the rules of reality, VenTech Tower would be irreparably damaged structurally from Jonas' panicking bending and twisting it all to hell and gone, and we still don't know what the parade balloon is going to do to it.

Rusty mentions in post credits scene that the fire marshall has told them the building isn’t safe to be in.

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


theflyingexecutive posted:

How do you square JJ and their matching red hair with that though? Plus those actresses demonstrably didn’t get pregnant and Malcolm looks like his mom

Twins from two separate fathers can happen if a woman releases two eggs and they are both fertilized and implant. Likewise, sometimes multiple fertilized eggs combine into a chimeric organism.

Blue Morpho being both Rusty and Monarch's father is the stupidest explanation and I'm living for it.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
So the face Kano made in ORB when Brock asked him if he killed Jonas was actually because Kano thought he did when they dropped his frozen corpse. As for his vow of silence that might be because he sabotaged Blue Morpho's plane, though on who's orders if anyone's is still unclear.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
The killed a great man could just refer to when he ripped Venturion's head off.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
They said he hadn’t spoke since he ripped venturion’s head off.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
It was heavily implied his vow of silence was because he killed Blue Morpho. Kano did work under Jonas but he was originally Blue Morpho’s buddy. I also don’t think the plane got sabotaged, It was just an unfortunate accident. I mean he was flying it in heavy rain.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

it's in the mighty hands of steel
Fun Shoe

White Coke posted:

So the face Kano made in ORB when Brock asked him if he killed Jonas was actually because Kano thought he did when they dropped his frozen corpse. As for his vow of silence that might be because he sabotaged Blue Morpho's plane, though on who's orders if anyone's is still unclear.

Alright, get ready for way too many paragraphs of VB fanboy-splaining....

Mr. Nice! posted:

They said he hadn’t spoke since he ripped venturion’s head off.

God dammit, Alice Cooper told me there'd be no more Mr. Nice guy!

But yeah, seriously, they came out and told us exactly what Kano did immediately before Kano stopped talking, and we also know that the Gargantua II thing happened 10-15 years after the Venturion thing, so it's not like the two events are close enough together that there's any ambiguity. Now, of course, maybe five seconds after dispatching Robomorpho, he went and killed some other totally great man who was standing just on the other side of the statue and ran over to see what all the commotion was, and he startled Kano, and Kano just up and snapped him in half or something.

But I doubt it because that's pretty far-fetched.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
E:f;b - also there was a really funny response to my vasectomy in a yospos thread also quoting alice cooper.

It was literally stated during arrears on science. His silence was after he ripped his head off to save Rusty.

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Someone claimed the bounty on blue morpho though - I wonder who. (Jonas through an intermediary?) The cause of the plane crash is definitely still a mystery.

Did phantom limb sound really weird in this episode? All of his line deliveries are...off and he sounded like fuckin' stewie when he said "what the devil?".

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