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https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1029465771188137984 I'm expecting another Lowtax v Boll Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 15:46 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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RoboRodent posted:Man, this story. I didn't realise it had been made up, but that's probably for the best. This was a hashtag about sharing rejection stories, so it’s possible he was writing a parody of others’ rejection stories. Maybe. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dailydot.com/unclick/mark-leidner-fake-story/
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Aug 18, 2018 18:21
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I know Not Always Whatever is low hanging fruit, but Psssh, a real fan would have known it was Mandarin 
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Aug 18, 2018 19:10
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Lmao this absolutely is some dumb poo poo he wrote and thought was deep quote:Someone said to me that the world is wrapping me
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Aug 19, 2018 10:49
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Zaphod42 posted:https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1029465771188137984 This is funny if you imagine he's talking about punching a hanging corpse in a Japanese suicide forest.
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Aug 19, 2018 18:35
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Zaphod42 posted:https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1029465771188137984 Jesus Christ how is this idiot still a thing?
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Aug 19, 2018 18:44
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The guy he's going to fight seems to be an actual trained boxer, how did he get so far in over his head?
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Aug 19, 2018 23:16
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Don't discourage him, more youtube millionaires should be punched in the head imo.
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Aug 19, 2018 23:58
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Wait wait wait, what is this idiot doing now?
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Aug 20, 2018 11:22
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He's doing a novelty boxing match against a British YouTuber called KSI in a few days. The other guy has actual boxing experience so I think people are expecting/hoping Paul will get the poo poo beaten out of him. It's a good publicity stunt tbh
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Aug 20, 2018 11:29
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jodai posted:The guy he's going to fight seems to be an actual trained boxer, how did he get so far in over his head? Zaphod42 posted:I'm expecting another Lowtax v Boll
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Aug 20, 2018 11:39
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Will never forget how Lowtax was all, "Boll isn't really going to hit me, it's all a stunt" and then Boll actually hit him. 
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Aug 20, 2018 17:46
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"Not Always Working” posted:(I work as an accountant and have a very… interesting coworker. I take her calculator and try to make my coworker count in her head.) “Anyway, I didn’t give it back and that’s why the client is suing us for mistakes in their tax audit.”
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Aug 20, 2018 19:16
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AlbieQuirky posted:Will never forget how Lowtax was all, "Boll isn't really going to hit me, it's all a stunt" and then Boll actually hit him. Uwe is a very strange man.
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Aug 20, 2018 19:30
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Outside of math teachers, there has never been a person asking somebody else random math questions who hasn't been an utter and complete tool.
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Aug 20, 2018 19:33
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AlbieQuirky posted:Will never forget how Lowtax was all, "Boll isn't really going to hit me, it's all a stunt" and then Boll actually hit him. Yeah at least he had that. Meanwhile Logan Paul is like "I'm gonna beat the crap out of this guy in 3 punches". So I really really hope he gets rocked.
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Aug 20, 2018 19:34
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Vindolanda posted:“Anyway, I didn’t give it back and that’s why the client is suing us for mistakes in their tax audit.” My former boss, after being demoted, shared an office with me and kept nicking my table calculator. And then he insisted it wasn't mine when I asked for it back. I'd written my name in big letters with a silver marker on the bottom so that grew old pretty quickly. Then he died and now my calculator is always on my desk. Welp that was my calculating co-worker story hope you enjoyed it.
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Aug 20, 2018 19:45
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So how did you kill him?
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Aug 20, 2018 20:04
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il_cornuto posted:So how did you kill him? Poisoned silver marker
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Aug 20, 2018 20:08
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Outside of math teachers, there has never been a person asking somebody else random math questions who hasn't been an utter and complete tool.
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Aug 20, 2018 20:25
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I told my younger cousin not to look up to people like Logan paul,that kind of vapid emptiness isn't something to be admired,christ they're all over Youtube. I hope he gets his face smashed in for that hair alone.
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Aug 20, 2018 21:59
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AlbieQuirky posted:Will never forget how Lowtax was all, "Boll isn't really going to hit me, it's all a stunt" and then Boll actually hit him. Bertrand Hustle posted:Uwe is a very strange man. Yeah, but he was very also supportive when Lowtax had to have his spine replaced, so I gotta give him some props for that.
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Aug 20, 2018 22:13
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Uwe Boll follows me on Twitter for some reason. Well, that's my story. Thanks for listening.
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Aug 20, 2018 23:54
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 I saw this post and the whole time I was thinking "no you didn't". It doesn't even make sense. She saved herself because she held her keys in her hand and this enabled her to knee the guy in the balls to get away? What? He later went on to clarify that he made a specially sharpened set of keys for her to do the wolverine hand key punch people who have never been in a fight think works. Just stop, you're making it look worse. But I'm sure soon a ton of people will be sucking him off virtually and thanking him for saving the poor defenseless Female.
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Aug 22, 2018 20:48
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I saw this post and the whole time I was thinking "no you didn't". It doesn't even make sense. She saved herself because she held her keys in her hand and this enabled her to knee the guy in the balls to get away? What? She started doing key Wolverine cuz of the one assault incident, which she escaped with knee to the balls (but no keys aynwhere). But the post is just needlessly self-congratulatory. If you had a set of keys and you wanted to punch someone, you'd be better off gripping them in your fist like a roll of quarters than to take time to splay them out and nearly guarantee a finger break if you punched hard enough to hurt someone.
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Aug 22, 2018 20:54
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I still think a knee to the balls will always be more effective than scratching at them with a set of keys.
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Aug 22, 2018 20:57
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Punching somebody with your keys in your fist seems like a great way to lose your drat keys. Why not just carry around a baseball bat engraved with your name, address, phone and social security numbers. Comptroll The Forums has a new favorite as of 23:18 on Aug 22, 2018 |
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Aug 22, 2018 23:15
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The bit about his roommate nearly getting assaulted and going to Muay Thai lessons doesn't seem particularly unrealistic but literally everything about the poster does. "I scared away the creeper, I convinced her to call the cops who viewed my footage of the incident, then I got her free kockboxing lessons. I do this sort of thing for females all the time  "The thing about the keys probably isn't true either, he just needed an excuse to retell and insert himself into a story that his roommate told him.
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Aug 22, 2018 23:34
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According to that dude, the girl was already pretty good at cockboxing before the lessons. She’s probably unstoppable now.
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Aug 22, 2018 23:45
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burial posted:According to that dude, the girl was already pretty good at cockboxing before the lessons. She’s probably unstoppable now. We'll never hear the story of when she uses it to beat his rear end because he thought he finally had enough punches on his nice guy card to seal the deal. It's not just me, right? That story had a Nice Guy scent to it, mostly from the way he spoke of women.
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Aug 22, 2018 23:53
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Leavemywife posted:We'll never hear the story of when she uses it to beat his rear end because he thought he finally had enough punches on his nice guy card to seal the deal. No, it’s definitely not just you. Almost anyone that goes around saying things like “yeah, all the local ladies rely on me for protection “ are generally assjacks.
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Aug 23, 2018 04:01
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Whatev posted:When this year comes, they will not cease to come 
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Aug 23, 2018 04:34
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Tag yourself I’m the Muay Thai instructor who lets people in for free because they got assaulted once
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Aug 23, 2018 04:37
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Chose the nickname papa when he coulda used “big daddy” smdh
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Aug 23, 2018 05:54
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Punching somebody with your keys in your fist seems like a great way to lose your drat keys. Also a fantastic way to fracture multiple bones in your hand.
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Aug 23, 2018 09:33
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Real Gs use a roll of quarters
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Aug 23, 2018 13:12
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Uwe is a very strange man. Zipperelli. posted:Uwe Boll follows me on Twitter for some reason. I'm enjoying Uwe's second act as a chill but definitely weird dude that rescues animals, goofs off with his online fans, runs a critically-acclaimed restaurant, and can't let a day go by without mentioning his deep and sincere desire to beat Alex Jones into tartare. Like, I think it was yesterday he retweeted a bunch of posts by sole virtue of their containing the word "beefaroni," and that's not the first time he's done it, either.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I'm enjoying Uwe's second act as a chill but definitely weird dude that rescues animals, goofs off with his online fans, runs a critically-acclaimed restaurant, and can't let a day go by without mentioning his deep and sincere desire to beat Alex Jones into tartare. It really enforces the theory that he just made movies to make money, not because he wanted to.
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Whatev posted:Here's All Star translated to Japanese and back three times because I desired that I'm late getting to this, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdXjxlFM6Jo
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