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Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Eva Green makes Casino Royale way better than it actually should be. Much like how Diana Rigg does all the work in OHMSS.

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

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Fine then, when necessary but of course private only, never commercial.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Let Christopher McQuarrie direct the next one. Cast Tom Cruise as 007. Problem solved.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Keep cruise as ethan hunt, but ilsa is promoted as the next 007, crossover appeal

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What they should do is have Bond go rogue because he was only really allowed to go out on missions because he was Judi Dench's favourite and she looked out for him (this is at least implicit if not explicit in Skyfall as is), and someone else from MI6 played by [insert actor] has to chase him down and they're built up as the villain, but then they shoot him dead and go back to base where Ralph Fiennes says, "Good work. You are James Bond now."

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

You're thinking this wrong: make a famous trans actress like Laverne Cox the new Bond girl and imply that she's the one that boffed him up the bum. Like, you see him necking with the Bond girl and in the next scene, he walks into M's office, has a funny shuffle to his walk and when he sits down, he pauses for a second before sitting properly.

M: Rough night?
Bond: I suppose it was, yes.


The vitriol that this will generate from alt-right douches and people with lovely opinions to a deadline like Katie Hopkins will be absolutely hilarious.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









sean10mm posted:

My hot take is that Casino Royale 2006 doesn't hold up, and everything that came after it was a waste.

Being more serious on a surface level was definitely a breath of fresh air, but the pacing craps out (ha ha) during the poker game, and then again anytime we're dealing with the Bond-Vesper romance, which holy poo poo I did not find convincing or even interesting in the slightest. Then all the movies that followed were worse.

The movie up to the end of the ellipsis segment is easily the best bond ever, the poker game is ok then it takes a big fart until the amazing final scene, though with a commendable dedication to robust ball torture

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I re-watched Casino Royale on a plane recently, and IMO, it definitely still holds up, but my main gripe with it still holds true as well: I could not give any less of a gently caress about poker (or card games in general), don't care to learn, don't want to learn, and I have absolutely zero interest in it whatsoever, and quite frankly, I find all discussion of poker to be tedious as gently caress - consequently, that entire poker tournament is a chore to get through, but things do pick up considerably right away once those shenanigans are done.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Electronico6 posted:

With Nolan we might just get Tom Hardy grunting his way through a James Bond movie and that's the only way to salvage this franchise at this point.

I hate that this is probably the future of the franchise.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Already calling it that Tom Hooper directs Bond 25

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Egbert Souse posted:

Already calling it that Tom Hooper directs Bond 25

Um. Hey Ron Howard, can you swoop in please?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Egbert Souse posted:

Already calling it that Tom Hooper directs Bond 25

That would be one way to guarantee I never see the movie in a theater. I got the worst goddamn headache during loving Les Mis.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Check this....

Starring: Idris Elba, Ralph Feinnes, Naomi Harris, Bond Girl Bailey Jay, Villain Neil Patrick Harris
Writer: Damien Lindoff and The Coen Bros
Cinematographer: Roger Deakins
Director: Michael Bay

Gatts fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Aug 23, 2018

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Love to see Kathryn Bigelow or Doug Liman direct a Bond film.

Or does it have to be a European/British/Commonwealth citizen?

In which case, why not Toa Fraser or Roseanne Liang?

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Aug 23, 2018

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Give it to Ken Loach.

Bond retires, finds out he's not eligible for military pension because he wasn't legally a member of UK military, can't work because his body is failing due to multiple stabbings/beatings/gunshots suffered in his career.

Pronounced fit to work and denied allowance, Bond tries to drink himself to death on streets of London, and tries to find shelter in a local church. Dies impaled on a church fence.

Final scene, young man (John Boyega) walks into M's office, ready to live life of luxury and high-tech violence in service of His Majesty Charles III.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Taika Waititi.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Gervasius posted:

Give it to Ken Loach.

Bond retires, finds out he's not eligible for military pension because he wasn't legally a member of UK military, can't work because his body is failing due to multiple stabbings/beatings/gunshots suffered in his career.

Pronounced fit to work and denied allowance, Bond tries to drink himself to death on streets of London, and tries to find shelter in a local church. Dies impaled on a church fence.

Final scene, young man (John Boyega) walks into M's office, ready to live life of luxury and high-tech violence in service of His Majesty Charles III.

Bond goes Ronin and ends up mixed up in something too big and the new 007 shows up on the scene.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Timby posted:

That would be one way to guarantee I never see the movie in a theater. I got the worst goddamn headache during loving Les Mis.

And everything else he does. JOHN ADAMS is full of Dutch angles without any rhyme or reason, and I've not heard good things about him from the set of HIS DARK MATERIALS.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Gervasius posted:

Give it to Ken Loach.

Bond retires, finds out he's not eligible for military pension because he wasn't legally a member of UK military, can't work because his body is failing due to multiple stabbings/beatings/gunshots suffered in his career.

Pronounced fit to work and denied allowance, Bond tries to drink himself to death on streets of London, and tries to find shelter in a local church. Dies impaled on a church fence.

Final scene, young man (John Boyega) walks into M's office, ready to live life of luxury and high-tech violence in service of His Majesty Charles III.

Close.

Bond wants to retire, gets told to do something shady undercover as a last mission, is disavowed by the agency and government, denied his pension and stuff, betrayed by friends and family, is all alone, breaks down, is stuck doing terrible things and trying to find a way out to survive, only to meet John Boyega, who is sent to kill James, and with that kill, gets to become the new 007 on behalf Britain, the Queen, and some very wealthy donor elites.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Recently I heard that one of the creative differences cited as a reason for Boyle's departure was disagreement with Daniel Craig over the casting a Russian villain. Does Craig have Tom Cruise-like influence behind-the-scenes?

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Wheat Loaf posted:

Recently I heard that one of the creative differences cited as a reason for Boyle's departure was disagreement with Daniel Craig over the casting a Russian villain. Does Craig have Tom Cruise-like influence behind-the-scenes?

He has a lot of influence over script and casting, especially for all the extra bond ladies that pop up in his movies.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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They don’t want him to walk, so they gave him creative control.

Hopefully Bond not being in Sony’s wretched hands might make the film not be nonsense trash.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

I don't know why they continue to have Craig in the role as every single time he does press for Bond movies he goes on a rant about doing bond poo poo.

Eon should just swallow their pride and get Cavill. Failing that mumbles Hardy and Chris Nolan will likely deliver something incredible.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Because Craig's movies have made a ton of money and he's really good in the role. Him grumbling in interviews about it doesn't matter.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Mantis42 posted:

Because Craig's movies have made a ton of money and he's really good in the role. Him grumbling in interviews about it doesn't matter.

He wasn't grumbling about it, he talked how he rather slit his wrists before doing another bond movie. At this point most Craig movies have been complete production disasters, so nobody is making tons of money out of this beyond advertising money which only needs the brand and a good looking dude in a suit.

Edit:It seems that Craig is being paid 25 million dollars just for the movie, and up to 100 million dollars from the movie revenue. Guess his the one making the tons of money.

Electronico6 fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Aug 24, 2018

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Wheat Loaf posted:

Recently I heard that one of the creative differences cited as a reason for Boyle's departure was disagreement with Daniel Craig over the casting a Russian villain. Does Craig have Tom Cruise-like influence behind-the-scenes?

Pretty much. He can veto a director and he can veto a script. They gave him a metric fuckton of money to do Bond 25.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Electronico6 posted:

He wasn't grumbling about it, he talked how he rather slit his wrists before doing another bond movie. At this point most Craig movies have been complete production disasters, so nobody is making tons of money out of this beyond advertising money which only needs the brand and a good looking dude in a suit.

Edit:It seems that Craig is being paid 25 million dollars just for the movie, and up to 100 million dollars from the movie revenue. Guess his the one making the tons of money.

Imagine working a really really long and tiring shift at work, where you had to deal with a ton of stuff you didn't expect, and everthing kept piling, and the moment you clock out, someone says "Hey, you ready to do it again tomorrow!?"


Fucccck yooou.

Don't ask Craig if he's doing more right after he did the last one.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Wheat Loaf posted:

Recently I heard that one of the creative differences cited as a reason for Boyle's departure was disagreement with Daniel Craig over the casting a Russian villain. Does Craig have Tom Cruise-like influence behind-the-scenes?

That really sounds more like a broke-the-camels-back situation to be honest. Once the star starts vetoing you before you've started shooting then it's not going to end. Like no doubt they gave Boyle control, but they clearly gave Craig more.

This, by the way, is probably why they won't go for a known star next time around. It certainly won't be Idris Elba.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

CelticPredator posted:

Imagine working a really really long and tiring shift at work, where you had to deal with a ton of stuff you didn't expect, and everthing kept piling, and the moment you clock out, someone says "Hey, you ready to do it again tomorrow!?"


Fucccck yooou.

Don't ask Craig if he's doing more right after he did the last one.

Daniel Craig gets paid millions of dollars and even more on box office and imagine rights, he aint some overworked and underpaid loser teamster in these films. He also spends his days doing these movies in the best and fanciest parts of the world and having extra women actresses hired so he can gently caress them on the side.

Long and tiring. Get the gently caress out of here man.

Electronico6 fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Aug 24, 2018

nemesis_hub
Nov 27, 2006

I don’t know why people keep bringing up Nolan as a potential director. I like some of his movies a lot but he really sucks at action.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

nemesis_hub posted:

I don’t know why people keep bringing up Nolan as a potential director. I like some of his movies a lot but he really sucks at action.
Yeah, the whole Modern Warfare snow sequence in Inception was the epitome of "should be exciting but absolutely isn't," without even starting on any of his Batman stuff. Clinical is how I'd describe his style; there's nothing visceral or adrenalising about it.

Mind you, that's exactly how I felt about the action in Skyfall and Spectre. Beautifully shot, but doesn't excite.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Electronico6 posted:

Daniel Craig gets paid millions of dollars and even more on box office and imagine rights, he aint some overworked and underpaid loser teamster in these films. He also spends his days doing these movies in the best and fanciest parts of the world and having extra women actresses hired so he can gently caress them on the side.

Long and tiring. Get the gently caress out of here man.

Yeah you’re right. Films aren’t a job at all and in fact very easy to make and require no work at all.

My mistake. Namaste

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

CelticPredator posted:

Yeah you’re right. Films aren’t a job at all and in fact very easy to make and require no work at all.

My mistake. Namaste

They are a job, but the millionaire rear end in a top hat who ends up getting millions of dollars in pay and is in part responsible for making these "long and tiring shifts" is the last person to complain about it.


nemesis_hub posted:

I don’t know why people keep bringing up Nolan as a potential director. I like some of his movies a lot but he really sucks at action.

Nolan talks alot how Bond movies made him want to direct and how he would love to do one eventually. Inception ends up being his casting tape for the job.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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You can complain about job no matter the pay, htfh

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Electronico6 posted:

They are a job, but the millionaire rear end in a top hat who ends up getting millions of dollars in pay and is in part responsible for making these "long and tiring shifts" is the last person to complain about it.


Nolan talks alot how Bond movies made him want to direct and how he would love to do one eventually. Inception ends up being his casting tape for the job.

It's still a long process, particularly if you're the lead. Asking someone hey you want to do this again right after they've had a lovely experience with it isn't going to get you the brightest answer.

Sure you get a fat enough compensation for it, but it doesn't make the day to day easier.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

DrVenkman posted:

It's still a long process, particularly if you're the lead. Asking someone hey you want to do this again right after they've had a lovely experience with it isn't going to get you the brightest answer.

Sure you get a fat enough compensation for it, but it doesn't make the day to day easier.

Craig behaviour and manias are one of the reasons of why the last productions have been extremely lovely experiences. He spent most of Spectre fighting with Mendes, and this production he apparently already got the director fired and delaying it once again.

The problem with Daniel Craig has with James Bond shoots is Daniel Craig.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Has a Bond debut ever been a financial failure? Because they obviously operate under this questionable idea that once a Bond is established we should squeeze as much out of their run as possible before risking a recasting, but is that even based on any real evidence? If you recast Bond and give the franchise a fresh start, historically people typically respond to that and show up to buy tickets right?

That said, I love Craig in the role so I did want to see him have a chance to go out on a better note.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Basebf555 posted:

Has a Bond debut ever been a financial failure? Because they obviously operate under this questionable idea that once a Bond is established we should squeeze as much out of their run as possible before risking a recasting, but is that even based on any real evidence? If you recast Bond and give the franchise a fresh start, historically people typically respond to that and show up to buy tickets right?

That said, I love Craig in the role so I did want to see him have a chance to go out on a better note.

I don't have numbers, but I imagine they weren't happy with the numbers they got from Lazenby's debut, considering they went back to Connery for the next movie.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

thrawn527 posted:

I don't have numbers, but I imagine they weren't happy with the numbers they got from Lazenby's debut, considering they went back to Connery for the next movie.

I was under the impression that they 100% wanted Lazenby back but he was a weirdo and hated being Bond so he quit(or demanded so much money that it was basically the same as quitting).

Edit: yea it made like 85 million in 1969 so I doubt they were disappointed with that on a 7 mil budget.

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Basebf555 posted:

I was under the impression that they 100% wanted Lazenby back but he was a weirdo and hated being Bond so he quit(or demanded so much money that it was basically the same as quitting).

Edit: yea it made like 85 million in 1969 so I doubt they were disappointed with that on a 7 mil budget.

Oh gently caress, you're right. I remember an interview now where he said he regretted turning them down, but someone convinced him that, in the hippy culture at the time, continuing to play a government killer would be bad for his career.

Oops.

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