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Aug 22, 2018 10:58
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Aug 22, 2018 11:08
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Aug 22, 2018 11:20
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That clever sonuva....
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Aug 22, 2018 11:42
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I also run a Fake Taxi service in which I stop for people who are waving their arms and yelling "taxi," then I just drive them around making them listen to my favorite music while I run errands and messily eat drive-through cheeseburgers then I waggle my eyebrows and say "I bet you never would have guessed this was a fake taxi, eh?" and in the end I deposit them exactly where I picked them up people pay hundreds of dollars for this
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Aug 22, 2018 11:43
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Pastry of the Year posted:I also run a Fake Taxi service in which I stop for people who are waving their arms and yelling "taxi," then I just drive them around making them listen to my favorite music while I run errands and messily eat drive-through cheeseburgers When's the money shot?
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Aug 22, 2018 11:45
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TontoCorazon posted:When's the money shot? what do you think's in the burgers??
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Aug 22, 2018 11:55
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Pastry of the Year posted:I also run a Fake Taxi service in which I stop for people who are waving their arms and yelling "taxi," then I just drive them around making them listen to my favorite music while I run errands and messily eat drive-through cheeseburgers Our network is all out of ideas so we'll give your show a chance, here is a big bag of money with a dollar sign on it
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Aug 22, 2018 12:07
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Ok that'll get you as far as Swindon and back. *will not actually go to Swindon.
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Aug 22, 2018 12:24
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Karate Bastard posted:*will not actually go to Swindon. Thank god.
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Aug 22, 2018 12:28
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EmmyOk posted:Fake Taxi is about the sheer unbridled sexual ecstasy you can get from running a taxi service without being officially licensed. Danger is the greatest aphrodisiac. No joke when my family moved to an entire different county, my dad, a taxi driver, had to fight for the right to do his own bloody job.
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Aug 22, 2018 14:12
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Pastry of the Year posted:what do you think's in the burgers?? Hey, I heard that!
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Aug 22, 2018 14:13
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I run a fake taxi service,they think it's a taxi but it's actually me peddling a bike with a caframe over the top.
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Aug 22, 2018 14:44
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I am going to watch this forever
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Aug 22, 2018 14:51
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Pastry of the Year posted:I also run a Fake Taxi service in which I stop for people who are waving their arms and yelling "taxi," then I just drive them around making them listen to my favorite music while I run errands and messily eat drive-through cheeseburgers Taxis in Australia are yellow with decals and signs and the usual taxi poo poo. My housemate used to drive a regular yellow car which didn't have any of the decals or signs but there were several different occasions when a drunk guy climbed in while he was stopped at the lights and demanded to be taken places.
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Aug 22, 2018 15:08
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Seedge posted:I feel this would work better with cannot on the shirt. It took me a minute to figure out what you were suggesting. You're going for something like this, right? quote:There are two types of people in this world:
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Aug 22, 2018 16:16
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Nice backpack?
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Aug 22, 2018 16:19
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Sausage roll for camping.
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Aug 22, 2018 16:40
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If it folds up light and compact enough, I'd love a
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Aug 22, 2018 16:43
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ah, my fleshlight has arrived
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Aug 22, 2018 16:45
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Collateral Damage posted:If it folds up light and compact enough, I'd love a just get a hammock and a light trailpad and sleeping bag... and always camp where there are trees
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Aug 22, 2018 16:48
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Besesoth posted:It took me a minute to figure out what you were suggesting. You're going for something like this, right? Precisely.
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Aug 22, 2018 16:50
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Always camp sogging wet where there are trees!
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Aug 22, 2018 17:01
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Karate Bastard posted:Always camp sogging wet where there are trees! Rain flies are also lightweight and pack small!
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Aug 22, 2018 18:59
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Right, have this nws picture of a *uck!
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Aug 22, 2018 20:38
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Karate Bastard posted:Right, have this nws picture of a *uck! Missed the obvious D*ck joke
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Aug 22, 2018 21:24
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Sweet coffin for the backpacker that has everything!
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Aug 22, 2018 21:30
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I just wanted to make sure everyone looks at all of these, because they are WONDERFUL. The pictures themselves are amazing, but the descriptions? Sublime. "A scottish straight cat is polygamist."  There are a series of cat mugshots, each arrested for different crimes which run the gamut from theft to murder to breaking various bottles of alcohol (gin, whiskey, tequila, etc.). "That is a picture of the tale Puss in Boots.The youngest son of the miller is writing his wishes. His cat is going to execute all of them."  Is the cat going to execute the miller's son's wishes...or the miller and his sons? The answer might surprise you. "Corn on the background of the sea."  While the majority of the pictures are of either that one cat or of that man being tortured -- sometimes by the cat, sometimes by his wife, sometimes by his own psyche -- there are also some like...whatever this is. "The cat looks like a member of parliament. His face was smeared with sour cream. But we need to live within one's income."  This is my favorite because I have no idea what it means.
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Aug 22, 2018 21:45
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Vato posted:"The cat looks like a member of parliament. His face was smeared with sour cream. But we need to live within one's income." The cat is wearing a traditional Ukrainian vyshivanka, and home-made sour cream is a staple Ukrainian food. Stereotypically it's stored in ceramic jars, and the cat's muzzle has smears on it from the rim of such jar, implying the cat was stealing the sour cream. Just like Ukrainian politicians steal from regular Ukrainians. The picture above evokes the blue and yellow Ukrainian flag. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 22:16 on Aug 22, 2018 |
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Aug 22, 2018 22:13
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Master class on stock photo analysis
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Aug 22, 2018 22:23
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mysterious frankie posted:"Soup-like homogenate" is such a horror packed term in the presented scenario. Especially considering it's just a high-protein smoothie.
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Aug 22, 2018 22:32
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Phlegmish posted:Master class on stock photo analysis Or a true master of Balderdash.
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Aug 22, 2018 23:17
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Lobok posted:Or a true master of Balderdash. It's all true. All of it.
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Aug 22, 2018 23:21
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Mr Havafap posted:Especially considering it's just a high-protein smoothie. are we still talking about Fake Taxi
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Aug 22, 2018 23:25
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Paladinus posted:The cat is wearing a traditional Ukrainian vyshivanka, and home-made sour cream is a staple Ukrainian food. Stereotypically it's stored in ceramic jars, and the cat's muzzle has smears on it from the rim of such jar, implying the cat was stealing the sour cream. Just like Ukrainian politicians steal from regular Ukrainians. I'm just going to believe this without looking any of it up.
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Aug 22, 2018 23:26
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Vapor Moon posted:I'm just going to believe this without looking any of it up. There's an alternative????
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Aug 22, 2018 23:32
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Aug 22, 2018 23:33
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Bogus Adventure posted:You ask me how I am, Doctor? I have seen horrors you cannot even imagine, having been untimely ripped from the soft, dark warmth that had been my home. You have plunged me into this freezing hellscape of light and noise, and ask me how I am? Doctor, I do not even have the words to describe my current state of being, but I will tell you this. I shall avenge myself upon you, and you will rue the day when I come for you. You've invented Stewie Griffin, congrats.
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