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remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009
Dune, by Jeff VanDerMeer

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Dune, by E L James

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Dune, by Jim Davis

"Muad'diiiiiiiiiiiiiiib !!!"

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
I like my
Wormbody
With your worm
Body


Dune by ee Cummings

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Dune butt it's full of puns

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

jit bull transpile posted:

Yes, enjoy you're ban

kil you are siitsh

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Dune, by Jim Davis

"Muad'diiiiiiiiiiiiiiib !!!"

I hate Muad'dibs.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

But I love lasgungna.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:aaa:

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



if you're having fremen problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but a sietch ain't one

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Can someone post that excerpt from one of the Brian Herbert books (can't remember which one) where the good guy sneers at the bad guy for believing in climate change and tells him it was proven to be a hoax thousands of years prior?

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in Muad'Dib's paradise

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



SniperWoreConverse posted:

Dune, by Jim Davis

"Muad'diiiiiiiiiiiiiiib !!!"

03/04/10191

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
From "Get Flow" by Lit'rjon

Hawat? Yueh! Ookaaayyyy!

From the plascreen, to the walls
'Till my stillsuit dries my balls

Aw sietch sietch sietch

Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Aug 22, 2018

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
I also know for a fact that Kevin J Anderson writes his books by dictation whilst hiking. Sort of explains a lot.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Murray Mantoinette posted:

From "Get Flow" by Lit'rjon

Hawat? Yueh! Ookaaayyyy!

From the plascreen, to the walls
'Till my stillsuit dries my balls

Aw sietch sietch sietch

:laffo: this cracked me up, bravo

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

Murray Mantoinette posted:

From "Get Flow" by Lit'rjon

Hawat? Yueh! Ookaaayyyy!

From the plascreen, to the walls
'Till my stillsuit dries my balls

Aw sietch sietch sietch

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
You know what they say, if she's a Fremen in the seitch she's a Harkonnen between the sheets.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

You know what they say, if she's a Fremen in the seitch she's a Harkonnen between the sheets.

The scars left by an inkvine whip don't go away.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

phasmid posted:

The scars left by an inkvine whip don't go away.

...and?

Let's not kink shame here, buddy.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Darn, disappointing planet.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

ToxicSlurpee posted:

...and?

Let's not kink shame here, buddy.

I don't have the spice to pay Beastess Rabbina's rates and she doesn't accept water trades. Tears are free, I guess.

Also, it's technically inkshaming.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Here's a shirt my wife made for me, a few years ago:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
woah.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Dementropy posted:

Here's a shirt my wife made for me, a few years ago:



can you get more, I'll take 3

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Communist Walrus posted:

Can someone post that excerpt from one of the Brian Herbert books (can't remember which one) where the good guy sneers at the bad guy for believing in climate change and tells him it was proven to be a hoax thousands of years prior?
You may be thinking of the part in Chapterhouse where two Bene Gesserit with Other Memory take a pause in their discussion to bitch at each other about LIBERALS.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

Pham Nuwen posted:

can you get more, I'll take 3

The font is "The orthodox Herbertarian" and I just downloaded it. This shirt will be worn to the premier, I think.

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Dementropy posted:

Here's a shirt my wife made for me, a few years ago:



Women that love dune and sex jokes are a dime a dozen, but a woman that picks the right font....drat

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Usul has called a big one.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Put your hand... in the box

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
will nudune be woke enough to cast actual arabs?

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

lol but seriously I posted:

will nudune be woke enough to cast actual arabs?

ben kingsley confirmed

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i met a Serious Dune fan who is a huge fan of the prequel books and can't fathom why anyone thinks they're not legitimate.

They're really cool, but on Dune they are completely wrong. I made a joke about harkonen sadism and i got um actually'd about how only vlad, rabban, and feyd were evil

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

basic hitler posted:

i met a Serious Dune fan who is a huge fan of the prequel books and can't fathom why anyone thinks they're not legitimate.

They're really cool, but on Dune they are completely wrong. I made a joke about harkonen sadism and i got um actually'd about how only vlad, rabban, and feyd were evil

physical description of this gentleman if you please

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


lol but seriously I posted:

physical description of this gentleman if you please

She's a lady and completely normal looking. You'd expect someone terrible and easy to dislike but yeah

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

basic hitler posted:

She's a lady and completely normal looking. You'd expect someone terrible and easy to dislike but yeah

this is extremely disappointing

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Remind her that the prequels are about, among other things, princes in robot bodies led by an evil AI that everyone just assumes has some kind of Terminatoresque metal skull face trying to exterminate humanity because someone threw a baby out a window or something.

e: Terminator-esque, but, like, bigger maybe? I've never read the prequels but in my head he always looks kinda like truckasaurus wearing a fedora.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

basic hitler posted:

i met a Serious Dune fan who is a huge fan of the prequel books and can't fathom why anyone thinks they're not legitimate.

They're really cool, but on Dune they are completely wrong. I made a joke about harkonen sadism and i got um actually'd about how only vlad, rabban, and feyd were evil

There’s literally excessive descriptions of how cartoonishly evil the entire family culture is. Nobles would throw people off of their family citadel, they murdered the guys who built their safehouse sphere in Heretics and embedded them in the walls, probably a whole bunch of poo poo about Geidi Prime/Gammu I cant remember specifically.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

There’s literally excessive descriptions of how cartoonishly evil the entire family culture is. Nobles would throw people off of their family citadel, they murdered the guys who built their safehouse sphere in Heretics and embedded them in the walls, probably a whole bunch of poo poo about Geidi Prime/Gammu I cant remember specifically.

In the first book, Leto finds out that there's a bunch of guys on Dune who are tight with the Harkonnens and he seizes their property and has their families thrown out onto the streets.

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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

phasmid posted:

In the first book, Leto finds out that there's a bunch of guys on Dune who are tight with the Harkonnens and he seizes their property and has their families thrown out onto the streets.

That's feudalism, baby

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