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PMush Perfect posted:Is the mafia Godfather vibe I'm getting intentional too?  Deus Pater = God Father
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Okay good I'm just a little thick.
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Aug 23, 2018 16:27
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So I'm imagining Solomon's seventh of creation as a sort of nepotistic pyramid scheme. Is Solomon has been busy getting down on a billion concubines, and you know that old perv loves him some concubines, and his direct decendents love concubines, then after a few thousand years it's not out of the realm of possibility of there being 1,111,111 dudes who can claim to have a fraction of Solomon's divine blood in their veins. So at the lowest tier you have the sons that have 1/128th Solomon blood in them (I know it's probably less but I can't be bothered to do the math) who each control one world apiece. And over them are the 1/64th sons who oversees two (or more) of the 1/128th sons. And above them they are overseen by the 1/32nd sons, who are overseen by the 1/16th sons, and so on so on so forth. And each group only interacts with the group directly above or below them except in extraordinary circumstances. This allows each world to be ruled in an ordered and efficient manner without Solomon himself needing to personally manage them. In short, Solomon's sons are the Modrons and he is Primus
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Aug 23, 2018 17:15
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"There is nothing beyond my control." - Local demiurge, shortly before everything spiraled out of control
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Who else immediately thought of Walder Frey? Except I bet Walder Frey was a billion times more nurturing. Imagine growing up calling your dad by a title, and him referring to you as one of his servants.
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Aug 23, 2018 18:48
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Sindai posted:"There is nothing beyond my control." - Local demiurge, shortly before everything spiraled out of control "There is nothing beyond my control." - Dude who has to share ruling the universe with six lunatics who he hates
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Aug 23, 2018 19:25
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pretty sure Jagganoth is beyond everybody's control
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Aug 23, 2018 19:37
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wiegieman posted:pretty sure Jagganoth is beyond everybody's control I dunno, Metatron seems to have a pretty solid grip on him
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Aug 23, 2018 19:40
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I liked Jagganoth better when I thought he was a giant hosed up elephant man, and didn't know he was actually just a big dude in giant elephant man armour
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Mazerunner posted:I liked Jagganoth better when I thought he was a giant hosed up elephant man, and didn't know he was actually just a big dude in giant elephant man armour same fursuit-hat gym dad is a good look too tho
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Magnus Manfist posted:"There is nothing beyond my control." - Dude who has to share ruling the universe with six lunatics who he hates Mottom hates him too so I don't see why he thinks he can mediate between her and Mammon, other than his ego.
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Aug 23, 2018 23:10
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when you think about it the demiurges are basically a pantheon of Breakfast Club kids that all got given unfathomable cosmic power and used it to solidify their own stupid cliques Jagganoth is the weird loner kid sitting in the basement writing poems about how misunderstood he is.. Mottom is probably on the cheerleader squad. Solomon David is on the student council but got detention for writing a very sternly worded letter about the health effects of installing a Fruitopia vending machine in the cafeteria. Jadis puts chips on her sandwiches. Gog-Agog can't shut the gently caress up about how lol random she is. Mammon wears a bow tie and is very in to Chicago school economics. and i think Incubus sells drugs to grade schoolers.
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Aug 24, 2018 02:33
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putting chips on your sandwich is Right and Just
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Aug 24, 2018 02:44
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AriadneThread posted:putting chips on your sandwich is Right and Just The Principal Art of Cutting (the crusts off of sandwiches)
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AriadneThread posted:putting chips on your sandwich is Right and Just well Jadis was the strongest demiurge for a reason...
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Aug 24, 2018 04:02
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Are we talking a chip butty or, like, Lays?
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Aug 24, 2018 04:51
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I miss 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe so much it hurts.
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Aug 24, 2018 07:04
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i used to put tortilla chips into my tuna sandwiches
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Aug 24, 2018 07:07
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AriadneThread posted:putting chips on your sandwich is Right and Just The righteous will always be persecuted.
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Aug 24, 2018 07:36
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sol is a beautiful man i like him
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Who What Now posted:So I'm imagining Solomon's seventh of creation as a sort of nepotistic pyramid scheme. You mean a ziggurat scheme, obviously.
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this broken hill posted:sol is a beautiful man i like him I bet if he holds you you feel so safe
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Aug 24, 2018 15:10
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These counselors are dumb as poo poo anyway, anyone strong enough to kill Solomon is going to claim his key and have no reason to care about any claim any declared successor would have
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Who What Now posted:I bet if he holds you you feel so safe you have to fill out the relevant paperwork first
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Shugojin posted:These counselors are dumb as poo poo anyway, anyone strong enough to kill Solomon is going to claim his key and have no reason to care about any claim any declared successor would have Maybe they simply don't realize it works like that. The supreme smug dude probably doesn't want to tell everyone that if he brains himself falling down some stairs the first person to find his corpse gets to be the next purple god-king.
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Aug 25, 2018 04:58
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Reach Heaven By Diving Downward Head First.
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Aug 25, 2018 05:35
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Is that what Holy Diver was about?
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Aug 25, 2018 06:05
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where the hell's my weekend smug supply operant
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A big flaming stink posted:where the hell's my weekend smug supply operant preview went up yesterday it'll happen sooner or later
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Aug 25, 2018 17:15
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New page is up. Goddamn. This arc is gonna be great.
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Aug 26, 2018 00:31
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This arc is gonna be hella Dragon Ball.
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Aug 26, 2018 00:32
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That beautiful motherfucker has a halo around his halo 
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Aug 26, 2018 00:56
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whomst
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the tourney probably has a no girls allowed sign but Allison will accidentally sign up and then proceed through all the ranks until "holy poo poo this dude was a chick" is revealed in a comical and/or badass manner
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Aug 26, 2018 01:13
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anyway isn't 25 generations less than a thousand years pff this dude ain't poo poo
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Aug 26, 2018 01:15
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Consider that if you punch the admittance official so hard that the shockwave makes the sign explode, there's no longer a no girls sign.
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Aug 26, 2018 01:15
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Solomon Daddy has probably never faced a demiurge who uses 47 Empty Palms.
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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1033495530125623296?s=09 Can't say I disagree with his succession plans.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:anyway isn't 25 generations less than a thousand years pff this dude ain't poo poo An average generation is about 25 years, so yeah, you're looking at less than 700 years. Other possiblities though: - Solomon David sires one generation every thousand years or something. All these dudes look a similar age, assuming the purple-robed guys are just assistants and not successors. - Solomon David's progeny live a hell of a long time. Both pretty plausible. Has there been any indication what his Word is? He doesn't yet seem to have any big thing holding him back other than that he's clearly settled for what he has.
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Could it be anything but Pride?
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