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the JJ
Mar 31, 2011
Moderate

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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Moderates

Moderation (and modernization) forever! Iberia is unified, our colonies strong, and now we shall be the workshop of the world once more!

Red John
Jul 12, 2018
Moderates

Tactical vote to deny the socialists power.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Red John posted:

Moderates

Tactical vote to deny the socialists power.

Shouldn't you be in prison?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Only through Moderation will Al-Andalus become strong!

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
Changing my vote to Socialists. The intent to dissolve out alliance with Japan annoys me but

But maybe for once the Majlis should do the Right Thing.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Socialists, even though I really don't like some of their policies I don't think I can handle voting for moderates when we have basically zero reforms

aqu
Aug 1, 2006

But Mooooooooom
Moderates!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Seems like the modernists might have the right idea this round? Al Andalus is incredibly isolated, and I'm not sure it can stand up to another European war on its own. Although the United Republic are the same losers the Celts have always been, and I'm not confident about the Hanoverian North Germans being enough of a bulwark on their own. They did take the SGU on successfully though...Is Russia 100% off the table? Would it be possible at all to worm into an alliance with them? The only reason the first alliance with France soured was because they joined up with Morocco, and now they're only very loosely opposed to Al Andalus through backing the other horse in the fight between China and Japan. How exactly does it work when alliance networks connect enemies?

Royalists, as ever, have a very attractive platform of pretty borders, and it'd sure be neat to sphere some countries. If Al Andalus went and sphered Provence and Italy, it'd basically be the revival of the Tirruni empire. Always a nice thought. It's not like trampling over Europeans should be that much worse than trampling over South Asians and Africans. Imperialists have gone far enough, and the socialists are too much of a poison pill this time round to consider. You had plenty of chances to go socialist before, and you missed your chance. Now is not the time to let all of Europe ally against Al Andalus the next time a war breaks out.

Snipee posted:

Anyways, can someone please explain to me why getting tied up with a bunch of military alliances during an extremely volatile period is somehow safer than isolationism? Germany has yet to be unified. Russia and Japan are likely to get into a conflict over Siberia. The Celts and French are still regularly declaring wars on each other. Why should we touch the poop of international relations?

Because there's basically a snowball's chance in hell that Al Andalus could sit out the next world war and you know it. 0% chance. Who are you kidding? #1 great power? Already allied to the #3 great power who is angling for a fight for China and making imperial grabs halfway across the globe? Spread out across the four corners of the earth? Most of Europe hates you? In what world does this massive empire manage to just shrug its way around the next big war and not get caught with most of its troops abroad trying to stabilize its imperial possessions while the armies of Europe just walk up and kick down the front door?

Also, is there any Risorgimento thing going on between Italy, lil' Palermo, and Provence? That'd be an excellent flashpoint for everything to kick off around. The balkans have been...bizarrely stable, although I guess Greece is due for some kind of fascist takeover eventually?

catlord posted:

We better not be competing with Benin! They're great, they totally deserve all of West Africa and I say we help them take it. Guang had Kazakhstan, did they make them a vassal?

Considering how things historically worked with colonization, it doesn't really matter what policy the mother country has to the local powers in the region being colonized, because the colonists end up doing their own thing anyways. That's a big reason there why you shouldn't suffer a khedive to live.

Don't suffer a khedive to live.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Moderates

Dreissi
Feb 14, 2007

:dukedog:
College Slice
I'm conflicted - I want to vote Socialist, but the Khedive is a monster and should be deposed.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

The Socialists fill exactly those holes that the Imperialists have created in our tech, Defensive tech and industry tech, so this will be where my vote goes.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Moderates

We need to build more factroys

Chatrapati
Nov 6, 2012
Although the Moderates are appealing, the losses under the Imperialists cannot be overlooked. Political parties have no place in Al-Andalus, we have always been governed by the wise Majlis, and not the selfish whims of any man who sees himself as Sultan-for-a-day. The natural rights of the Majlis must be restored under the Royalists.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Dreissi posted:

I'm conflicted - I want to vote Socialist, but the Khedive is a monster and should be deposed.

All the factions that want to invade and depose him are going to do it by machine-gunning thousands and thousands of forcibly conscripted natives that the Khedivate throws at us, all for the purpose of installing direct rule from a city on the other side of the planet by capitalists and/or monarchists that only want to centralize control over Africa so that they can double down on extracting rubber and tropical wood. Nobody but the Socialists will even attempt to make the Khedivate a better place to live, they're all just squabbling over who gets the lion's share of the loot.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


SlothfulCobra posted:

Because there's basically a snowball's chance in hell that Al Andalus could sit out the next world war and you know it. 0% chance. Who are you kidding? #1 great power? Already allied to the #3 great power who is angling for a fight for China and making imperial grabs halfway across the globe? Spread out across the four corners of the earth? Most of Europe hates you? In what world does this massive empire manage to just shrug its way around the next big war and not get caught with most of its troops abroad trying to stabilize its imperial possessions while the armies of Europe just walk up and kick down the front door?

By having no GP allies we can by definition avoid being part of any Great Wars, seeing as what makes a Great War a Great War is having at least 2 GP's on both sides. Just refuse to join any wars that already are or would become Great with our involvement. Problem solved.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Crazycryodude posted:

All the factions that want to invade and depose him are going to do it by machine-gunning thousands and thousands of forcibly conscripted natives that the Khedivate throws at us, all for the purpose of installing direct rule from a city on the other side of the planet by capitalists and/or monarchists that only want to centralize control over Africa so that they can double down on extracting rubber and tropical wood. Nobody but the Socialists will even attempt to make the Khedivate a better place to live, they're all just squabbling over who gets the lion's share of the loot.

You're the Slavoj Zizek of Al-Andalus. Someone who claims to care about the regular person, but truly only cares for their own voice. You would leave people enslaved, raped, and mutilated by the Khedivate so long as you could own the neolibs.

sheep-dodger posted:

The Socialists fill exactly those holes that the Imperialists have created in our tech, Defensive tech and industry tech, so this will be where my vote goes.

I feel like Hashim has set this as a trap. If we were playing the game normally I'd agree with this entirely as we do desperately need to improve our industry tech. But the compromise for doing that is creating a brutal Peninsulare slave empire that spreads the breadth of Africa... that will almost certainly side with the goddamned Almoravids the moment we give them an inch. If trains and industry tech are more valuable to you than actual ideals about self-determination and freedom, yeah. Go Socialist in this vote.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Aug 24, 2018

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Oh my god you're right being raped, enslaved, and murdered on the orders of a telegram from 5000 miles away instead of 500 is so much better than the Khedivate being forced to end slavery and provide public education, how could I have been so blind

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Crazycryodude posted:

Oh my god you're right being raped, enslaved, and murdered on the orders of a telegram from 5000 miles away instead of 500 is so much better than the Khedivate being forced to outlaw slavery and provide public education, how could I have been so blind

Hahaha that you think the Khedivate will actually follow through when they know that they risk at most feckless tut-tutting when someone is able to drag you away from your model train set.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


100 percent chance that if we remove the khedive he goes to Morocco for support and starts a great war, much better to keep him close so when can distribute his power among an educated and empowered native population and undercut his grip on the colonial bureaucracy

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


habeasdorkus posted:

Hahaha that you think the Khedivate will actually follow through when they know that they risk at most feckless tut-tutting when someone is able to drag you away from your model train set.

The risk of not following through is one of the largest and most modern navies on the planet showing up to shell his palace until he does. It's not like the Socialists are gonna suddenly scrap the Iron Fleet.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Crazycryodude posted:

The risk of not following through is one of the largest and most modern navies on the planet showing up to shell his palace until he does.

Which is exactly the opposite of Socialist Party foreign policy. If I thought the Socialists were going to actually improve the lives of our colonial subjects I'd be voting for them, even though we still don't have a secret ballot and getting one's not on the Socialist's agenda. I want to vote Socialist, I just can't yet. (Though TBF that's the cri de coeur of all incrementalists.)


Agean90 posted:

100 percent chance that if we remove the khedive he goes to Morocco for support and starts a great war, much better to keep him close so when can distribute his power among an educated and empowered native population and undercut his grip on the colonial bureaucracy

Nah, Morocco isn't a great power.* Plus, we get to mudhole Morocco, and when hasn't that been front and center among the goals of the Andalusian polity since the 1200s?

* eta and didn't they break their alliance with the DM and align with the beaten down and friendless SGU?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


habeasdorkus posted:

l
Nah, Morocco isn't a great power. Plus, we get to mudhole Morocco, and when hasn't that been front and center among the goals of the Andalusian polity since the 1200s?

the thing about countries, you see, is that they can join into wars if they have reason to and as we are not well liked by our angry neighbors they will inevitably find reason to

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


habeasdorkus posted:

Which is exactly the opposite of Socialist Party foreign policy. If I thought the Socialists were going to actually improve the lives of our colonial subjects I'd be voting for them, even though we still don't have a secret ballot and getting one's not on the Socialist's agenda. I want to vote Socialist, I just can't yet. (Though TBF that's the cri de coeur of all incrementalists.)

The Socialist foreign policy is to avoid sailing around blowing up the palaces of other great powers, that's got nothing to do with blowing up the palaces of assholes that are our mess and our responsibility entirely in-house.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Crazycryodude posted:

The Socialist foreign policy is to avoid sailing around blowing up the palaces of other great powers, that's got nothing to do with blowing up the palaces of assholes that are our mess and our responsibility entirely in-house.

That's not how I read the platform at all. Regardless, this election looks like a fight between the Tories and the Socialists, so I'll probably end up changing my vote to grudgingly Socialist if this keeps up. Better to be naively for the future than cynically stuck in the past.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
*deep breath* gently caress it socialists

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
the other parties will only replace the khedive with their own stooge who will continue the same practices. Then they will proceed to ignore the atrocities from then on out.

Red John
Jul 12, 2018

Pakled posted:

Shouldn't you be in prison?



:colbert:

My disguise, foiled!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Royalists! Allah has ordained our Sultan to rule and rule he should. You are all traitors to the realm and to God!

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Moderates. Benin, I like you, I like your style, but it's time to turn the Pyrenees into a mass French grave.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
Moderates, because I feel like Socialists still doesn't quite make sense from a narrative point of view. Maybe next time!

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


I mean if you keep voting in the people who still believe in the divine right of kings, yeah the Socialists are never gonna make sense. Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy there. I dunno when they'd make more sense than after 30 years of Liberal rule and liberalization, except maybe after 40 years thereof. Definitely not after a decade of backsliding with literal monarchists.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Imperialists!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

habeasdorkus posted:

That's not how I read the platform at all. Regardless, this election looks like a fight between the Tories and the Socialists, so I'll probably end up changing my vote to grudgingly Socialist if this keeps up. Better to be naively for the future than cynically stuck in the past.

What's in the past about them? They're modern-izers! All they want to do is build factories, research, and make sure there's a contingency plan to survive the coming storm.

You bring in the modernizers, and they polish up the nation and build a sturdy foundation for the future. You stick with the imperialists and everything just goes further down the hole you're already stuck in. If there was ever a time to be cautious instead of plunging forth pillaging, now's the time.

Lewd Mangabey
Jun 2, 2011
"What sort of ape?" asked Stephen.
"A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. It has been offering itself to Babbington."
Moderates!

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

habeasdorkus posted:

That's not how I read the platform at all. Regardless, this election looks like a fight between the Tories and the Socialists, so I'll probably end up changing my vote to grudgingly Socialist if this keeps up. Better to be naively for the future than cynically stuck in the past.

The way I see it is that the difference between the Imperialists and Moderates is the difference between “Remain” and “soft Brexit”. In an attempt to maintain/expand our various military alliances, Moderates will just as surely drag us into the upcoming Great War as the Imperialists, but they have basically decided to let foreigners dictate all of the terms of how that war will get started. In that case, our foreign policy would be much more flexible under the Imperialists. The socialists are the ones that would have refused to join that capitalist bosses’ club from the very beginning, trying their best to prevent us from ever getting mired in that shitshow in the first place.

spacebard
Jan 1, 2007

Football~

Slaan posted:

Royalists! Allah has ordained our Sultan to rule and rule he should. You are all traitors to the realm and to God!

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Wow. This Europe loving sucks. No one can even throw a revolution without it degenerating into a dictatorship.

Moderates because we need to stop the French and Russians from crossing the Pyrenees.

ChrisAsmadi
Apr 19, 2007
:D
Moderates.

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Feb 13, 2010
Moderates.

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