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Beachcomber posted:Looks pretty close. Yeah I read that as a kid and it's a Canadian lady who turns into an actual wolverine that beats Wendigo, not Wolverine.
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Ariong posted:What good could those teeth possibly do? They’re sideways for goodness’ sake. Hippo skulls look like they belong to some weird fantasy creature, they're just bizarre  Note that one of those upper teeth and the corresponding giant lower tusk have been worn away to points where they've been rubbing against each other for years because evolution apparently went "Hmmm, should this creature be able to close its mouth easily or should we just cram in as many giant freakin' tusks going in all directions as we can? Oh what they gently caress, open up the 'tusk' option screen and push all the sliders way over to 'MAX', I'm sure it'll work itself out."
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verbal enema posted:What about Skunk Ape We all think you'd be better after a bath!
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Beachcomber posted:Looks pretty close. That's right, Nightcrawler... hit the wendigo with a stick. 
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Beachcomber posted:Looks pretty close. What on Earth is happening on the left side of this picture? I assume something to doing with Nightcrawler teleporting, but it looks like a severed tree is vomiting purple.
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Poldarn posted:What on Earth is happening on the left side of this picture? I assume something to doing with Nightcrawler teleporting, but it looks like a severed tree is vomiting purple. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamf
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Karate Bastard posted:They're for eating a loving toddler
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:...lower tusk have been worn away to points where they've been rubbing against each other for years... Are you saying that it's not enough that the tusks are huge, but that they are self sharpening too?
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"Ow, my leg!" -me, after cleaving through my shin
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Man, it'll be a dark turn for humanity when some Silicon Valley nerd thinks to replace this dude's job with a robot.
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GrandpaPants posted:Man, it'll be a dark turn for humanity when some Silicon Valley nerd thinks to replace this dude's job with a robot. Too late, tThat's actually the new Boston Dynamics Big Dog.
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Please don't doxx pre-cancer me circa 2010. Man this might be the biggest wishful thinking post I've read in a while.
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Please don't doxx pre-cancer me circa 2010. Did uh Did a tree give you cancer or something?
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Don't wanna mess with any end of a hippo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUQ4MJvSEQ&t=52s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1bf1Hew-V8&t=51s
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This is basically a wiffle ball pitch. Just ridiculous. https://twitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/1032444496204783616 Btw, if you're a big ol pitching nerd like me, then it's definitely worth following Rob Friedman (aka PitchingNinja on twitter). He constantly posts gifs of incredible pitches, including overlays and close up looks at grips and mechanics and such. https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1004187188962234369 https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1011585637210877955 https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1032436713568784384
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Karate Bastard posted:Did uh They don't actually know what caused it and at the time I didn't care enough to find out, I just wanted it taken care of.
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verbal enema posted:Please don't eat hippos they are my favorite animal Reminds me of a story about my son. Wife is at the post office with daughter and son. The clerk happens to point out the new endangered animal stamps and my daughter gets excited and points out “thats an african elephant!” The clerk says thats right, how smart of you! My son then responds “my dad says that african elephants are the most delicious of all the endangered animals!” Embarrased wife, horrified daughter and extremely proud son walk of shame out of the post office while the crowd barely contains laughter.
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We should clone those extinct tortoises so we can eat them again. They were so delicious that sailors sent to rescue them ate them on their way home.
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Not sure sailors in a pre-refrigeration world are the best judge. Nearly anything is delicious compared to rotten vegetables and maggot-ridden hardtack.
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Skippy McPants posted:Not sure sailors in a pre-refrigeration world are the best judge. Nearly anything is delicious compared to rotten vegetables and maggot-ridden hardtack. You thing refrigeration changed that? I've had plenty of 'fresh from the freezer' brown lettuce salads.
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Please don't doxx pre-cancer me circa 2010. I'd say post-cancer you is more badass.
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Hippos: Still grouchy https://i.imgur.com/ZVVj6N9.mp4
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TheBigAristotle posted:Hippos: Still grouchy I like how it was still trying to do a non-chalant apex predator trot.
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ow ow oof my loving knees
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TheBigAristotle posted:Hippos: Still grouchy Extremely lucky to be alive god drat.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Hippos: Still grouchy Thought 'King of the Jungle' was the highest rank. Big mistake.
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Pookah posted:Thought 'King of the Jungle' was the highest rank. Nope, Pissed Off River Ungulate is at least two orders above it. Pissed Off River Dinosaur is also above it.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nope, Pissed Off River Ungulate is at least two orders above it. Pissed Off River Dinosaur is also above it. what dinosaurs 
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