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THS
Sep 15, 2017

mycomancy posted:

Lol I got probated for dunking on an anti-abortion religious gently caress in the Orville thread. Literally no regrets.

Also I agree, gently caress those guys.

ive never been to tviv and lol drat

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



mycomancy posted:

Quoting from a few pages back, but doesn't this art style look vaguely like that Moon over June webcomic from years back?
Thanks for bringing back the nightmares.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

mycomancy posted:

Quoting from a few pages back, but doesn't this art style look vaguely like that Moon over June webcomic from years back?

it looks like the art style from the animated opening of "bewitched"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

mycomancy posted:

Lol I got probated for dunking on an anti-abortion religious gently caress in the Orville thread. Literally no regrets.

Also I agree, gently caress those guys.

Keep up the good work! :cheers:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rutibex posted:

Couldn't they just use the transporter to clean everything? just lock onto the loads and dematerialize them into the ships general protein supply.

We never see them but I bet they have Roombas and poo poo, little unobtrusive robots to do the vacuuming and whatnot when nobody is looking.

They can automate nearly everything. Didn't the doctor have to handle Voyager on his own a couple times? And the doctor is just a program inside the ship's computer. The ship can run itself, at least for a while. It could certainly get by with a crew 1/10th size if necessary.

Most jobs aren't strictly necessary, but having a job and a purpose makes some people feel good (and keeps them from going crazy). As long as there are people who want to follow a career track the federation keeps it around. If nobody wants to be a jizz mopper, then they add a few lines of code and the holodeck auto-sanitizes itself between users.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I mean when you think about it they don't fly around with storage bays full of furniture and people can and do customise their furniture so I've always sort of assumed that either the in room replicators can sort of make furniture or there's some sort of large portable replicator they use to make furniture.

Since its already established that replicators can intake items and well as create them, maybe the Enterprise cleaners just push a machine into the room, and when it activates it descontructs everything, and then reconstructs it. Sure technically that's not your grandmother's family heirloom anymore, but then again you die every time you use the teleporter so what would you know?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Ghostlight posted:

Thanks for bringing back the weird boners.

Edited for your convenience.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Which series was it where they spent like a whole episode trying to rid their ship of some crazy alien bugs and at the end they figured out those bugs are just always there throughout the universe, they're just like out of phase or something so they don't usually bother anything?

Or was this a Stargate episode?

That was indeed a Stargate SG-1 episode. where they found an Ancient device that attunes people to see them. I really like that one, just because there's no actual villain and it's just neat sci-fi :allears:.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Kitchner posted:

Sure technically that's not your grandmother's family heirloom anymore, but then again you die every time you use the teleporter so what would you know?
that is a cool cultural shift that would maybe happen, people just become less attached to things

half the clutter in my house is stuff i keep in case i need it sometime. i imagine i would keep a shitload less stuff if i could just store the pattern and replicate poo poo as and when i need to

or i guess for standard stuff like blankets or tools there would be general patterns you could just access so you wouldn't even need to store your own version

THS
Sep 15, 2017

the holodeck creates a fully sentient person with their own dreams and personality who sweeps and mops the floor after you’re done then annihilates that person into oblivion

also moriarty died in star trek generations

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Holodeck specifically uses force fields to make the holograms 'solid' in ways that can simulate drat near anything, I imagine making them self-cleaning is incredibly easy.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Cythereal posted:

society responding to becoming a post-scarcity utopia by plunging headlong into hedonism

Fermi Paradox solved.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Yandat posted:

the holodeck creates a fully sentient person with their own dreams and personality who sweeps and mops the floor after you’re done then annihilates that person into oblivion

also moriarty died in star trek generations

I see you're familiar with the EJMH program.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Yandat posted:

the holodeck creates a fully sentient person with their own dreams and personality who sweeps and mops the floor after you’re done then annihilates that person into oblivion

also moriarty died in star trek generations

I bet he was fine, a lot of more fragile crap survived ok, or they put him in a museum or something on the way

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I kind of thought he was sent to the Daestrom Institute pretty soon after his last episode

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I hope he's dead

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

I kind of thought he was sent to the Daestrom Institute pretty soon after his last episode

I’m pretty sure they just handed him to Barclay and told him to keep it safe

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they probably reused the prop to fill a shelf full of knickknacks at some point

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Big Mean Jerk posted:

I’m pretty sure they just handed him to Barclay and told him to keep it safe

So Moriarty ended up in Barclay's holoporn version of Voyager then.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The Holodeck specifically uses force fields to make the holograms 'solid' in ways that can simulate drat near anything, I imagine making them self-cleaning is incredibly easy.

Been rewatching tng and in season 1 and 2 it is explicit that the holodeck creates physical objects, beaming them into existence like a food replicator.

If that makes you go, but..wait...what about the people. How does that work with bullet in guns does it make gunpowder? You just replicated flesh and a brain? Wtf

So it's not surprising they soft reboot the tech when they think about it.


Anyway when riker says End Program like 4 globs of cum just fall out of the air and onto the ground.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Bombadilillo posted:

Been rewatching tng and in season 1 and 2 it is explicit that the holodeck creates physical objects, beaming them into existence like a food replicator.

If that makes you go, but..wait...what about the people. How does that work with bullet in guns does it make gunpowder? You just replicated flesh and a brain? Wtf

So it's not surprising they soft reboot the tech when they think about it.


Anyway when riker says End Program like 4 globs of cum just fall out of the air and onto the ground.

I always assumed that they meant simple matter/objects are replicated and transported in while everything else is made of light. Hence why you can throw a snowball outside of the holodeck but not something like a chair.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

EvilTaytoMan posted:

I always assumed that they meant simple matter/objects are replicated and transported in while everything else is made of light. Hence why you can throw a snowball outside of the holodeck but not something like a chair.

That's what I figure too. It's also probably easier to just replicate a pile of snow than try to render a dynamically-generated snowball from a pile. There's also the issue of eating and drinking on the Holodeck, and it seems pretty reasonable to just replicate it.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I dont have the lines but first dixon hill (uuuuuuugh) episode has them being replicated and I had a "wait, what?" Moment.

Even by the time of the first Moriarty episode. They say vague, you cant survive out there stuff. Not "here is the emitter beam. It cant shine outside that door, that's why you are stuck." I dont think they had the tech canon locked down yet. You can explain it as the characters just not understanding how it works though if it hurts your head canon

Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Aug 24, 2018

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Is it efficient thinking or a party foul if you poo poo in the replicator

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the toilets are also replicators, because why use a different kind of device when replicators can already dissolve solid matter?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Danaru posted:

Is it efficient thinking or a party foul if you poo poo in the replicator

You are supposed to poo poo in the replicator, it gets recycled into new food. do you remember ever seeing a toilet on a federation starship?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Rutibex posted:

You are supposed to poo poo in the replicator, it gets recycled into new food. do you remember ever seeing a toilet on a federation starship?

does wesley count?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Come to think of it, where is the toilet in federation brigs? it's usually just a square room with a bench, are they supposed to poo poo on the floor?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Rutibex posted:

Come to think of it, where is the toilet in federation brigs? it's usually just a square room with a bench, are they supposed to poo poo on the floor?

You see a sink that's built into the wall that opens with a button press. Assume it's in there too

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Rom was on the Sanitation crew so I figured they had sewage pipes that funnel all the poo poo into a giant replicator specifically for dematerializing the horrible slurry of various alien shits

Then again Cardassian design would mandate a ten-man Bajoran poo poo shoveling crew regardless of whether they could pipe it directly to the replicator or not, maybe the feds really do just poo poo in the sink

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
There is just one toilet on the Enterprise.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the toilets are also replicators, because why use a different kind of device when replicators can already dissolve solid matter?

criscodisco posted:

That's what the panel on the front of the replicator is for.



It's also why there's no bathrooms in their quarters, just a sink.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You all are being funny but there are actually specified bathroom locations on the enterprise

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pick posted:

You all are being funny but there are actually specified bathroom locations on the enterprise

I saw that special where Riker pointed it out too!

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Pick posted:

You all are being funny but there are actually specified bathroom locations on the enterprise

:smith: I've never been so sad to find out where the toilet is

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Danaru posted:

:smith: I've never been so sad to find out where the toilet is

Babylon 5, on the other hand, has special toilet stalls just for alien species. God only know how the Pak'ma'ra ones work though.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

its called earth

:laffo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Yandat posted:

ive never been to tviv and lol drat

I've been here for almost 16 years and I can honestly say outside of the very darkest times of GBS, TVIV is home to the dumbest posters in SA, which puts them high in the running for dumbest posters of all time.

I used to work in TV/video and I like talking production and stuff like that so every 3 months or so I'll like a show enough to want to talk about it in TVIV and like clockwork after about 2-3 pages people in there will start honest to god fights about the dumbest poo poo and remind me "oh right that's why I don't do this".

One of the best times was back when Game of Thrones was still behind the books and the entire thread would meltdown every other page because someone would speculate something based on the show, someone would immediately accuse them of being a "book reader" who's spoiling things just to look cool in the thread and then the next page would be like 5 different people demanding the thread be a no-fun zone because they DESERVED THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT to keep posting incessantly about the show while also somehow avoiding the not just the contents of a book, but the fact that a book exists. Because God forbid they either just go read a loving book about something they're OBSESSED with themselves or just not be extremely online all the time.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Aug 24, 2018

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

No toilets on the Enterprise?

(from the BiTrektual album)

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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