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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

So it's possible to overcome genetic predisposition? Or your dislike was the other kind, just regular old dislike?

I just go in with the expectation it'll taste like soap and somehow that works for me.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Recent chat about brand recipes reminded me of Augusten Burroughs's potato recipe written at the behest of the Potato Board (or whatever they were called), back when he'd just started out as a copywriter at the tender age of 19:

Young Augusten Burroughs posted:

Just slice a potato, broil for ten minutes, then sprinkle liberally with parmesan or blue.
It ran in major magazines. It was his placeholder for a real recipe he'd requested through the appropriate channels and just never received.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Brawnfire posted:

I just go in with the expectation it'll taste like soap and somehow that works for me.

That's pretty much how I eat a lot of mexican foods. Thing is, I love mexican food, especially when it doesn't have that fetid herb. I don't like when someone sneaks a bunch in the salsa or other stuff and all of a sudden bam, soap. I mean I really don't like it, It suuucks.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

mng posted:

I don't know what cilantro is supposed to taste like. Is it like a minty thing? Sometimes it tastes like soap to me, but other times it's just a weird flavor I can't pin down. I'm guessing that's a fresh vs. dried thing, but cilantro just confuses me whenever I have it.

It tastes like cilantro. It's very specific of a flavor, kinda citrus and peppery.

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

mng posted:

I don't know what cilantro is supposed to taste like. Is it like a minty thing? Sometimes it tastes like soap to me, but other times it's just a weird flavor I can't pin down. I'm guessing that's a fresh vs. dried thing, but cilantro just confuses me whenever I have it.


It tastes like delicious, edible soap. Goes on everything, unlike actual soap.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
When I can eat dairy again I’m gonna find and loving destroy some totchos. All the toppings. A quart of sour cream. Lord jesus please

Never had a lobster roll though. I moved from Texas to Seattle so my lobster experiences have been limited to a Red Lobster dinner date twelve years ago + a paella that supposedly had a chunk of lobster in it. If that shits anything like a giant Patagonian pink shrimp I want both of those rolls nowww

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I like when Elise periodically shows up and reminds us all she is going to commit war crimes on dairy some day. It reads like threat.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Basebf555 posted:

Yea if you've only ever had overcooked rubber lobster than it's probably hard to understand what people like about it. The texture is really important. Same goes for scallops.

Same for small pastries imo.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me, but I've had a beer that actually tastes like soap. Unibroue A Tout Le Monde (ironically one they made in conjunction with Megadeth) is a saison that tastes disturbingly like floral shampoo or body wash. The slight bitterness only adds to the impression that you accidentally got soap in your mouth.

There's been some gross beers. Scratch Brewing Company Mumm is a gruit ale flavored with herbs instead of hops and fermented with wild yeast to taste like medieval brews. It tastes like sour candy and bacon.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Corn based foods seem like a good candidate for "American Food". Corn doesn't seem to have gotten absorbed into old world cuisine the same way tomatoes, potatoes and peppers did.

Corn on the cob, corn dog, corn bread, corn grits, corn chips.

Largely yes, with the caveat of Mexican food. They both have a lot of corn dishes for obvious reasons.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I feel like cilantro tasted like soap to me when I was young and first tried it, but over time when I tried it again it somehow grew on me and I like it now. When I found out it's supposed to be a genetic thing I felt somewhat confused at why it would change over time. Anyway I'm glad I like it because pico and guac would not be the same without it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


This was the procedure performed on Rosemary Kennedy, was it not?

chitoryu12 posted:

Cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me, but I've had a beer that actually tastes like soap. Unibroue A Tout Le Monde (ironically one they made in conjunction with Megadeth) is a saison that tastes disturbingly like floral shampoo or body wash. The slight bitterness only adds to the impression that you accidentally got soap in your mouth.

Looking at Dave Mustaine's glorious tresses, could it be any other way?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Dixville posted:

I feel like cilantro tasted like soap to me when I was young and first tried it, but over time when I tried it again it somehow grew on me and I like it now. When I found out it's supposed to be a genetic thing I felt somewhat confused at why it would change over time. Anyway I'm glad I like it because pico and guac would not be the same without it.
Same. Got some in a soup at a great Thai place and thought "okay, that really does taste pretty soapy... but actually goes very well with the soup". And from that point on I just kept eating it and lost the soap sensation very quickly, except for one or two more times when it was like, dang man fuckin cilantro is soapy today.

I dunno if that means I've got the gene and don't care, or I was expecting soap taste the first time around so much I fooled myself into actually tasting it, or there are subtly different strains of cilantro.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Once you just accept that soap is delicious, it really opens up your culinary horizons.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Tendales posted:

Once you just accept that soap is delicious, it really opens up your culinary horizons.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I’ve made beer that’s tasted soapy (to my eternal shame; I’m a professional brewer, not a home brewer with polite friends). Too much floral-tasting spice will do that pretty easily. I hosed up with cardamom, learned nothing then hosed up with lemongrass, but in both cases there are still people that ask if we’re making those ones again.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

It's weird. I love Thrills gum (tagline: It still tastes like soap!) but no matter how many times I force myself to eat it I don't acclimate to cilantro.

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

Same. Got some in a soup at a great Thai place and thought "okay, that really does taste pretty soapy... but actually goes very well with the soup". And from that point on I just kept eating it and lost the soap sensation very quickly, except for one or two more times when it was like, dang man fuckin cilantro is soapy today.

I dunno if that means I've got the gene and don't care, or I was expecting soap taste the first time around so much I fooled myself into actually tasting it, or there are subtly different strains of cilantro.

I think some of it is just that people use way too much for me. A bit chopped into salsa? Great. On the other hand, we have a local bahn mi place that sticks half a plant on each sandwich. I tear off 3 or 4 leaves and hand the rest off to my wife. It's ok as an accent but I want to taste other things too.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




MariusLecter posted:

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Leviathan Song posted:

I think some of it is just that people use way too much for me. A bit chopped into salsa? Great. On the other hand, we have a local bahn mi place that sticks half a plant on each sandwich. I tear off 3 or 4 leaves and hand the rest off to my wife. It's ok as an accent but I want to taste other things too.

Yeah I've had that issue at some Asian restaurants as well. I remember ordering some cilantro sauce chicken and it was cooked into the sauce so not as easy to just pick out. I thought it would be okay since I usually like cilantro but it was too much for me. I'm also a wimp when it comes to spice/chilis so it was kind of like how I am with that, I just needed less of it.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?




This actually wasn't bad, like V8 but good. It was not CHAOS!!

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib


sorry if it's been posted before I have trouble keeping up with these big threads.


dudeness has a new favorite as of 04:25 on Aug 25, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Miss posted:

Are you Australian? That's how every Australian I know makes nachos

Yes, I am Australian.

I've always assumed that our Old El Paso and Mission brand "Mexican" food products wouldn't be pissed on by a proper Mexican if they were on fire, but they taste good to me :shrug:

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

My Lovely Horse posted:

Same. Got some in a soup at a great Thai place and thought "okay, that really does taste pretty soapy... but actually goes very well with the soup". And from that point on I just kept eating it and lost the soap sensation very quickly, except for one or two more times when it was like, dang man fuckin cilantro is soapy today.

I dunno if that means I've got the gene and don't care, or I was expecting soap taste the first time around so much I fooled myself into actually tasting it, or there are subtly different strains of cilantro.

Yeah, the first few times I had cilantro I thought it tasted weird, but now I loving love it. I'll chop up and toss handfuls into lime chicken soup.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Memento posted:

Yes, I am Australian.

I've always assumed that our Old El Paso and Mission brand "Mexican" food products wouldn't be pissed on by a proper Mexican if they were on fire, but they taste good to me :shrug:

They are bullshit, but sometimes bullshit tastes good. Especially after drinking.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Tendales posted:

Once you just accept that soap is delicious, it really opens up your culinary horizons.
My mother says that coriander tastes like soap to her "but in a good way". :shrug:

Leviathan Song posted:

I think some of it is just that people use way too much for me.
:same:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The Snoo posted:

i'm late but the way this gif shakes makes me anxious

It makes me think "cheesequake"

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003



I ask for literal fistfuls of cilantro in my burritos. I cannot actually get enough of it. When I used to grow it I would bite it off the plant because I’m an obsessed freak. I want cilantro toothpaste and cilantro deodorant but my boyfriend would probably leave me because he haaaaaates it.

I made raita last week that was half cilantro and I could barely taste it over the mint and lemon juice.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Grand Fromage posted:



This actually wasn't bad, like V8 but good. It was not CHAOS!!

Chao Soup?



:ohdear:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I was afraid I'd leave China without another bit of thread content but



Spicy chicken wing Oreos.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Grand Fromage posted:

I was afraid I'd leave China without another bit of thread content but



Spicy chicken wing Oreos.

But why?

I mean chocolate and chicken just don't seem to be that compatible.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: But why?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I wonder if anyone has ever made cilantro-scented soap.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

elise the great posted:

When I can eat dairy again I’m gonna find and loving destroy some totchos. All the toppings. A quart of sour cream. Lord jesus please

Never had a lobster roll though. I moved from Texas to Seattle so my lobster experiences have been limited to a Red Lobster dinner date twelve years ago + a paella that supposedly had a chunk of lobster in it. If that shits anything like a giant Patagonian pink shrimp I want both of those rolls nowww

I imagine the very first thing you will do is chug a quart of heavy cream while thinking mean thoughts at your son. Afterwards you will wallow in dairy gluttony fit to shame emperors and kings.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Leviathan Song posted:

On the other hand, we have a local bahn mi place that sticks half a plant on each sandwich. I tear off 3 or 4 leaves and hand the rest off to my wife.
Definitely picturing your wife as a rabbit

but yeah my point of view these days is there's no such thing as too much cilantro. I've got this Mexican cookbook where it says for one recipe "adjust the amount of cilantro to taste, you'll probably want to use only a stalk or two, a Mexican cook would surely use a whole bunch" and I thought, look, I didn't get a Mexican cookbook to not do what a Mexican cook would do.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
Oh boy, are we talking about gross beers? Let's talk about Rogue's Beard Beer!


It's made with yeast from this very beard! (This man is a brewmaster at Rogue Bewing.)

PubicMice has a new favorite as of 10:35 on Aug 25, 2018

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


PubicMice posted:

Oh boy, are we talking about gross beers? Let's talk about Rogue's Beard Beer!


It's made with yeast from this very beard! (This man is a brewmaster at Rogue Bewing.)


What I want to know is, is yeast basically impossible to get rid of or did that guy just not wash his face?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I see your beard beer and raise you

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You've got a gun to your head and your choice is between a pint of the beard beer, a pint of the fetish vagina beer, or the bullet. Which is it gonna be?






e: to be fair I'm not sure they're actually actively brewing the vagina beer or if that's more of a concept

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

My Lovely Horse posted:

I see your beard beer and raise you

You've got a gun to your head and your choice is between a pint of the beard beer, a pint of the fetish vagina beer, or the bullet. Which is it gonna be?






e: to be fair I'm not sure they're actually actively brewing the vagina beer or if that's more of a concept

I'll have the sour toe, please.

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The hotel has earned notoriety for serving a drink called the Sourtoe Cocktail, which features a real mummified human toe. The unique cocktail was introduced in 1973. Over 69,000 paying customers are reported to have tried the concoction. A customer intentionally swallowed the toe in 2013, but the hotel had a replacement. Bartender Terry Lee says they are hoping to have another human toe donated, because several toes have been damaged, stolen, swallowed, or lost over the decades.

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Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

The local create-your-own hotpot place has cilantro in the veggies section. My boyfriend got it once, ended up being a a giant mound of cilantro that dwarfed everything else we got. And this place charges you extra if you don't eat all the add-ins you order so we ate way too much cilantro.


(We still hid half of it at the bottom of the hotpot)

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