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goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You're going to bring yourself?

Lmao. Walked into that classic Adelaide zinger

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Sivek
Nov 12, 2012

The online star, who called himself McSkillet, was reportedly driving faster than 100mph when his $200,000 sports car crashed head-on into an SUV, killing its driver and passenger, and erupting into a fireball

Sivek
Nov 12, 2012

the grieving family should get his skins imo

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Lumpy the Cook posted:

And another vote for




there's like some remake of ultima online in some ultima online successor [NOT the richard garriot scam game, like the old ea uo team made a new game? and some insane fans made the old uo in a mod?] that i wanna try and play hundreds of hours leveling wood chop

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

only 100mph? what a waste of a mclaren

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Panty Saluter posted:

only 100mph? what a waste of a mclaren

100 is the biggest number in existence

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Hat in Time on PC is getting a giant update that's free if you download it the day it comes out, September 13. Not sure where else to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_I1GrvzxQQ

That hard mode stuff looks so good

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Cool

Shampy
Apr 27, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The pinball thread's been archived and the only place to currently try out the "beta" is on PC so I figured I'd post this here.

https://steamcommunity.com/games/442120/announcements/detail/1714071521905612650 posted:


Williams™ Pinball Coming to Pinball FX3 – Steam Beta Now Live

We are proud to announce that the Williams Bally Pinball Library has found a digital home at Zen Studios!

To access the Beta go to 'Properties' ->'Betas' and select 'williams_pinball_beta'.

The first four tables - Fish Tales™, Medieval Madness™, JunkYard™ and The Getaway: Highspeed II™ will arrive very soon! The tables will support all Pinball FX3 features including single player challenges, multiplayer matchup and user generated tournaments, as well as a new physics simulation that provides the most realistic digital pinball experience to date. The tables look and play like they did the in the arcade.

FishTales™ lets you Catch ‘Em All - Hook, Line and Sinker! Can you get a score “thiiiiisss big”? Just remember - leaderboards don’t lie!

Medieval Madness™ is a true pinball classic which tasks you to stop the madness and restore order to this great land! Defeat the Mad King or parley with two wretched trolls, an evil dragon or a mad king. There is also a castle to be razed - not to mention a few damsels in distress. Behold the Renaissance of Pinball!

The Getaway: High Speed II™ shifts pinball into higher gear! Give cops the slip in a hot police pursuit with screeching tires, burning rubber, roaring engines and whining superchargers.

Junk Yard™ is the meanest game in the whole darn town! Sneak in and rummage through Crazy Bob’s Cosmic Salvage collecting junk and picking up fireworks to construct your flying jalopy! Just don’t let mean old Spike get to you.

Stay tuned, more info coming soon!

Fair warning someone in the comments said:

quote:

You COULD have mentioned that enabling the beta removes every other table from the game (except for that one free table), as well as your levels and ranks. Opting out again makes the game re-download 5+ GB of data – i sure hope WITH my old profile…

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


That sucks rear end pinball fx physics are so bogus compared to pinball arcade

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/pxlsicle/status/1036969837224849410

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007


Fingers crossed on this... Last time I played a real medieval madness it was busted and ate my balls.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

P-Mack posted:

ate my balls.

Did anyone ever make a Mr. T pinball table.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Cradling the balls.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Did anyone ever make a Mr. T pinball table.

I looked it up out of curiosity and I'm a little surprised there was never a genuine A-Team table, just a small plastic thing.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010



Every shot looks like it could break through the back of the field i hate it

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Like obviously its better than the literal magic pinballs in fx2 but it doesnt look great

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
Yeah I'm glad these tables are being preserved digitally in some form and think it's important but I wish Farsight just had their poo poo together better because their engine is really solid and their port jobs were great

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

trap and cradle my balls

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fantastic Flyer posted:

I looked it up out of curiosity and I'm a little surprised there was never a genuine A-Team table, just a small plastic thing.


Seems like the kind of thing Stern would do, but a lot of their recent movie and TV-themed tables have been kinda eh.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Super hero poo poo, is ruining pinball, as it is any medium it touches

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

steam has a pornography section now

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

In Training posted:

steam has a pornography section now

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

is it this?

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

control f "sex"

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
naked roger

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

It's called like Adult Sexual Content or something, that you have to opt in to. They're letting all those porno VNs that you had to patch offsite to get the Real poo poo back onto the storefront uncensored as part of their ongoing work to make the worst digital storefront in human history

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Honestly the only surprising part of this news to me is that games that apply to be porn games are manually vetted by Valve employees, which is probably the first time they've ever had a human look at their own store in a decade.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
its cool they have no idea what their plan is and this is a complete turnabout from when they nearly kicked all of those games off the store earlier in the year im sure every small dev who makes and sells pc games through them is very confidant in their own futures

big deal
Sep 10, 2017


In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

it's probably good to not have weird double standards for sexual content in games but idk, if you're that intent on not curating your platform at all it's probably better to blanket disallow than blanket allow

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lol

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


lmfao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

In Training posted:

Honestly the only surprising part of this news to me is that games that apply to be porn games are manually vetted by Valve employees, which is probably the first time they've ever had a human look at their own store in a decade.

Lol

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!


A GameFAQs user made this image as a gag in like 2010 and it’s completely real now lol.

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