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Maybe totally-not-gay Anonymous OP should try to go to a strip club and see how he feels/does? If he can’t get a boner for hot chicks grinding on him there, perhaps that will be another indicator.
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Now I feel like any scale without a beatboxing gradient is worthless.
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Ok ill make it tomorrow, gotta go hiking, then dinner and a baseball game so probably cant today. Want to make a couple cool gifs per movie and op will probably have 10-20 movies so it’ll take a second haha
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sticksy posted:Maybe totally-not-gay Anonymous OP should try to go to a strip club and see how he feels/does? If he can’t get a boner for hot chicks grinding on him there, perhaps that will be another indicator. I'm pretty straight but strip joints do nothing for me
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Applesnots posted:That sounds awesome! I am a fan of fun low budget films, recently there seems to be so many flooding the genre due to cheap cameras and they all take themselves too seriously. There is a TON of good Troma movies on Amazon prime.
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Bust Rodd posted:The Kinsey Scale is an extremely useful but very dated tool. It doesn’t reflect the impact of psychological and emotional attraction as a component of physiological attraction. It seems insane to me that they've created twice as many categories where sex is unnecessary or undesirable as categories where it's an obvious and important part of the relationship Like at least put in one between "sex is good and you want to have it" and "you are a ravening beast rear end in a top hat who doesn't care about feelings." How about "you really like sex a whole lot, maybe even more than average, but also do care about feelings" maybe I'm just a horndog I guess. E: was this created perchance by someone on Tumblr who self-describes as a demiromantic sapiosexual Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 25, 2018 |
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Sagebrush posted:It seems insane to me that they've created twice as many categories where sex is unnecessary or undesirable as categories where it's an obvious and important part of the relationship That’s an E my dude
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RFC2324 posted:I'm pretty straight but strip joints do nothing for me I've disgracefully dragged myself through some of the wildest, raunchiest, near out of control bars in Southeast Asia as a young Marine in the late 80's. Going to an modern American "strip club" would be a pedestrian chore.
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Also Netflix crashes on purpose every time I use giphy capture to make the gifs for the horror thread, smart move not letting people share gifs of your movies netflix you wouldn't want people to watch them or anything (I'll figure something else out). Any recommendations for that kind of poo poo mac only unfortunately.
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Aug 25, 2018 18:50
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:I've disgracefully dragged myself through some of the wildest, raunchiest, near out of control bars in Southeast Asia as a young Marine in the late 80's. Going to an modern American "strip club" would be a pedestrian chore. what a loser
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RFC2324 posted:I'm pretty straight but strip joints do nothing for me The only strip club I've been to was mostly populated with single moms who tell you about their kid while they spread their rear end for you on stage. And if you get a lapdance, you have to keep your hands behind your head the entire time, and the girl is only topless. It was lame and unerotic as hell. They had really good burgers though.
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The Kinsey Reports were loving bullshit. Protip: when your statistical sample consists largely of prisoners, your results are going to be just a liiiiiitle bit skewed.
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sticksy posted:Maybe totally-not-gay Anonymous OP should try to go to a strip club and see how he feels/does? If he can’t get a boner for hot chicks grinding on him there, perhaps that will be another indicator. The kind of person who has trouble flirting with girls at parties would probably just be an anxious mess if they went to a strip club e: also we don't know that anon's age; it's quite possible he was a 19-year-old whose only experience hitting on girls was at dorm parties thrown by a gay friend of his and who is too naive to figure out why this might affect his experience e2: the reason that's relevant to the strip-club post is that he might be under 21 but it's also an important thing to keep in mind in general
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loquacius posted:The kind of person who has trouble flirting with girls at parties would probably just be an anxious mess if they went to a strip club please dont doxx me tia
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Gynovore posted:The Kinsey Reports were loving bullshit. this nothing you give a poo poo about is gaussian
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Sagebrush posted:E: was this created perchance by someone on Tumblr who self-describes as a demiromantic sapiosexual - filthy sex likers are red, the western standard for "bad" - asexuality is listed first "grade"-wise, with filthy sex likers starting at E - righteous sex haters take up four slots while filthy sex likers entirely summed up in "considers sex an important part of a relationship" and "sex crazed horndog just loving everything with a hole/rod" - contains punctuation errors and is overall terrible writing - unable to e.g. represent someone who is interested in romantic and sexual relationships with one gender and is sexually but not romantically interested in the other, almost like it was written by someone who doesn't actually understand or care about the nuances of sexual attraction and was just trying make their own not very well thought out point  I guess we'll never know
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That's also the demographic most likely to be preoccupied with sorting everyone into neat discrete categories all the time (just like in their favorite YA fiction)
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It's 3 and 3 (category 4 is "likes sex just not right away"), and red is also the color of romance and boning Anyway I don't think anyone is being forced into this model, it's just a possibility. There are other models that include things like heteroromantic bisexuality better if that's your preferred hill to die on pdf
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It’s not about putting people into weird little boxes, it’s about giving people different frameworks to hell themselves find the path they’d like to walk. Like now I am fully equipped to find mine own beatboxing buddy with benefits, I didn’t have that until now.
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My whole life I've been single out as "that freak" that can't beatbox. Where's my shot at love
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"lustful feelings" - a thing a real psychological person said, definitely not a 20 - going - on - 15 year old trying to seem both deep and twee and failing at both
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Mo’ like SciFiDon’tBeat(box)
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A lot of the tumblr approach to sexuality seems to just turn into a slightly more egalitarian version of conservative Christian 'sex is evil and I am horny', complete with eventually driving people crazy one way or another and making the community a magnet for sexual predators.loquacius posted:The kind of person who has trouble flirting with girls at parties would probably just be an anxious mess if they went to a strip club I'm pretty sure I've heard a lot of stories about quiet types/shut-in nerds being taken to strip clubs by well-meaning male acquaintances and usually finding them a miserable, terrifyingly stressful experience. Tinder dating is probably less stressful and more on your own terms in comparison.
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Bust Rodd posted:Mo’ like SciFiDon’tBeat(box) More like Bust (Out) Radd (Beats)
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Skipping: someone trying to stir up GBS dramaquote:I've been heavily involved with my church the past few years, more for socializing than anything. I was approached a few weeks ago after service by this hot girl I've been interested in for a while asking if I wanted to get together and talk about some "alternative thoughts". I agreed thinking it would be some weird date, but when I showed up there were about 15 other people. She started explaining that they believe that the God in the bible was created by something more powerful, and God tricked him into getting trapped in another dimension. so, basically, you're in a cult, the cult recruited you, that's what happened The premise for this cult kind of reminds me of Zeus and the "new gods" taking down Cronus and the "old gods", I wonder if Cronus had any cults like this back in the day quote:I just had an amazing poop. It felt great. It came out effortlessly in one big turd and it felt amazing as it was passing through. Am I the only one who thinks pooping sometimes feels amazing? grats
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Can I join your sex cult?
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Cult goon, don't immediately reject cutting your dick off, hear me out here. If you're in a cult, they're looking for real serious dedication. Your outer god overlord is similarly looking for dedication, if they exist. Now I'm not sure what would be a better way to show that you're in for the long hall than cutting off your dick for the cause. This would also seriously impress the hot girl, because no doubt she doesn't want some wishy-washy guy who can't hang with the big boys. It's worth considering.
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fist4jesus posted:Can I join your sex cult?
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Got date raped into a cult, gonna stick around and see where this goes
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McSpanky posted:Got date raped into a cult, gonna stick around and see where this goes
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cult goon I suggest you share your story in the "What's the stupidest thing you've done while horny" thread, you would be the Thread Winner for sure
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Cult goon: please report back, I'm excited to see where this one goes (or fizzles out)
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also cult goon, as a protip if an eldritch being contacts you: put points into your ARC stat, Bolt damage scales with it and is super effective against kin. slot in some Bolt Up gems from the Isz dungeon into a Rakuyo +10 and you're golden
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goon in cult: "gee i wish there was an easier way to get laid"
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Is there a way to hook up the anons in this thread. Get the not gay party goon into the sex cult somehow? But in all seriousness I worry if that's real. Like someone could well get sexually assaulted by these women. Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Aug 27, 2018 |
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Women can't sexually assault men! That's crazy talk! When a woman gets a guy drunk and fucks him, that's called "getting laid" to guys.
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Very disappointed the sex cult was just a regular hosed up rape cult and not a Gnostic revival like I thought it might turn our to be.
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I'll get this one out of the way first since its short: poo poo goon: HELL YEAH!! Rapesexcultgoon: Like how hot is this chick really? How would you rate the sex, or at least what you remember of it 0/10 not worth it? 10/10 would let myself get raped again? How long ago did this happen? If you decide to really pursue the super god rape sex cult, when do you guys think you would take your findings public? Keep us up to date with your super god rape sex cult, this is some pretty goony poo poo. As far as I'm concerned, the follow up to this is second only to an update from
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Dont cut your dick off but man, keep us updated goddamn
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