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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Avirosb posted:

The British aren't coming! The British aren't coming!

:britain:

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Don't bulldogs basically have to be artificially inseminated or is that a different dog

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

StashAugustine posted:

Don't bulldogs basically have to be artificially inseminated or is that a different dog

You're thinking of turkeys

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

jBrereton posted:

WTO rules say, incredibly, 69%

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
surprising no one israel are behind the constant anti-semitism bullshit and are astroturfing different organisations for it and a whole bunch of other poo poo. dti

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-s-hidden-hand-behind-attacks-jeremy-corbyn-139423040

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

StashAugustine posted:

Don't bulldogs basically have to be artificially inseminated or is that a different dog

They have to be cesarean births

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I will save britains cum reserves

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Thirsty Mayor Drinks Country's Entire Cum Supply

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
So is the next two years before the Tories position becomes completely untenable going to just be Blairites doing poo poo like this? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-antisemitism-jeremy-corbyn-mike-gapes-quit-party-a8507886.html

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kurtofan posted:

I will save britains cum reserves

Cum Smuggler will be next growing position after Brexit

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol Tories have 3 years after the no deal brexit but lexiters twll me this is fine

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the tories are the natural party of government


lol

Jel Shaker has issued a correction as of 22:46 on Aug 25, 2018

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Cum on England

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



(It’s coming home.)

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The only thing the British don't have a god for is ejaculation, and it's not coming.

Trickle-down genomics isn't working out.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jose posted:

surprising no one israel are behind the constant anti-semitism bullshit and are astroturfing different organisations for it and a whole bunch of other poo poo. dti

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-s-hidden-hand-behind-attacks-jeremy-corbyn-139423040

Tbf though they obviously have a hand in it that article is pretty light on evidence though being loooooooong on everything else.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So what's all this about Corbyn saying zionists can't use irony or something?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Corbyn is finished

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
lol @ the rumoured Chelsxit of Abramovich

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Crane Fist posted:

So what's all this about Corbyn saying zionists can't use irony or something?

He was attending a speech given by the Palestinian ambassador(?) which was was deliberately misconstrued by some Zionist activists in the audience.

He was saying the non-native Palestinian guy had a better sense of irony than deliberately obtuse native English speakers attacking him (which should be a familiar experience if you've ever spoken to a Zionist online)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1033632618393296896

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/aug/26/one-rule-for-men-another-for-women-over-drink

opinion piece on women and drink and then immediate Corbyn is an antisemite no comments allowed lol

Guardian posted:

Corbyn leader of a prejudice-free party? Now that’s ironic
In 1990, Norman Tebbit delivered his “cricket test”, saying that Asian or black Britons who didn’t support England were insufficiently integrated. Now, this idea – of people not being “properly” British – comes courtesy of Labour party leader, Jeremy Corbyn.

At a 2013 pro-Palestine event, Corbyn referred to another speech, observing that it was “dutifully recorded by the thankfully silent Zionists in the audience” (“thankfully silent”, eh? Nice). Corbyn deduced that these Zionists, by which he meant English or British Jews, didn’t want to study history and, “having lived in this country for a very long time, probably all their lives, they don’t understand English irony either”.

So, first, the cricket test, now the history/irony exam. Any Corbyn apologists still there: please explain how these weren’t directly expressed, unprovoked racist sentiments? Not violently done, I’ll give you, no poo poo through letterboxes. (Though the words hit home.) This is how it works in more mannerly circles: a nod to how a group of people retain an essential “otherness” and fail at being fully British. It was vile enough from Tebbit, but from Corbyn, the self-avowed anti-racist leading a traditionally anti-racist party, it’s as grotesque as it’s blatant. Sometimes, there’s nowhere left to hide.

My Crab is Fight
Mar 13, 2007

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

emergency cummies shortage

Mods?

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!







You want it as your username?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

get a sock ready for the inevitable post brexit currency of jizz being used to buy essential staples such as milk and zinc

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Avirosb posted:

The British aren't coming! The British aren't coming!

Still laughing at this.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I've been thinking about it and I can't remember the last time I heard the word "Zionist" use pejoratively in mainstream American politics. I am not even sure I remember hearing it used at all.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

hakimashou posted:

I've been thinking about it and I can't remember the last time I heard the word "Zionist" use pejoratively in mainstream American politics. I am not even sure I remember hearing it used at all.

Lyndon Larouche tables outside the DMV

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Jel Shaker posted:

get a sock ready for the inevitable post brexit currency of jizz being used to buy essential staples such as milk and zinc

Post-Brexit footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if this doesn't get you :jackbud: for britain nothing will

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1034369825945145344

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Jose posted:

if this doesn't get you :jackbud: for britain nothing will

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1034369825945145344

Theresa in the Sky with Diamonds ~~

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jose posted:

if this doesn't get you :jackbud: for britain nothing will

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1034369825945145344

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1034370327802011654

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

The United kingdom seems real dumb

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Jose posted:

if this doesn't get you :jackbud: for britain nothing will

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1034369825945145344

https://twitter.com/ryxnf/status/1034389864882622464

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Is there any ethnicity less capable of dance than the English?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jose posted:

if this doesn't get you :jackbud: for britain nothing will

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1034369825945145344

oh, glad to see she took the minister of funny walks recommendation

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Grape posted:

Is there any ethnicity less capable of dance than the English?

Americans

According to literally everyone I know whose been, clubs in America are just full of people not dancing.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Channel4News/st...ingawful.com%2F

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
lol

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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Whorelord posted:

Americans

According to literally everyone I know whose been, clubs in America are just full of people not dancing.

American white people being unable to dance is a direct inheritance from England, and the reason we do it less is we are made horribly aware of our inability due to our large black and hispanic populations.
The horror of England is the same inability to dance, and an unawareness paired up with it.

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