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Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Bombadilillo posted:

I've seen these multiple times and yes it's a big coverup after a conversion. The want a big striking image like a wall of black with jesus being the only light. Man.

Yeah that was the main reason for the guy who I (partially, because he was a flake with an acquired brain injury) learned to do laser removal on. He figured he wouldn't get in if he died if he was covered in pentagrams. Jesus he was a nightmare of a human being.

Oh also, got sent this the other day,

Dont ever let Life pass you bY C

# ? Aug 23, 2018 15:22

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:15

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Wangsbig posted:

blackout tats actually own.

Ehhh about 1/3 of them own, the rest are just :psyduck:

# ? Aug 23, 2018 15:25

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Shoehead posted:

Yeah that was the main reason for the guy who I (partially, because he was a flake with an acquired brain injury) learned to do laser removal on. He figured he wouldn't get in if he died if he was covered in pentagrams. Jesus he was a nightmare of a human being.

Oh also, got sent this the other day,

Dont ever let Life pass you bY C

I wish I hadn�t hit the spoiler text before I saw the image because I would have spent a good while hilariously deciphering that poo poo.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 16:41

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

Wallet posted:

This is an awful tattoo for all kinds of other reasons, but what the gently caress is going on with the brick texture? All of the bricks are at a totally different angle from the planes of the building.

I think the point is that the planes don't matter.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 22:56

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

# ? Aug 23, 2018 23:03

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Male Tears posted:

# ? Aug 23, 2018 23:17

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

Wallet posted:

This is an awful tattoo for all kinds of other reasons, but what the gently caress is going on with the brick texture? All of the bricks are at a totally different angle from the planes of the building.

This looks like ballpoint pen to me.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 02:48

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Male Tears posted:

I actually laughed at this one. Jesus, I didn't know you could gently caress up a face that badly.

Content:

# ? Aug 24, 2018 05:31

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

The centaur one looks like it's in the beginning stages of gangrene.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 06:02

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Gaunab posted:

The centaur one looks like it's in the beginning stages of gangrene.

I like how is about to set fire to his nipple. I wonder if anyone has turned their nipple into the eye of Sauron?

Edit. A quick image search tells me that there are lots of eye of sauron nipple rings.

Damnit. Closest I could find is a tattoo of the nipple of sauron upon a dude's shoulder.

Bored has a new favorite as of 06:55 on Aug 24, 2018

# ? Aug 24, 2018 06:49

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

https://i.imgur.com/GpcdXPR.mp4

# ? Aug 24, 2018 07:02

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

hyperhazard posted:

Bayonetta?

# ? Aug 24, 2018 07:34

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

hyperhazard posted:

I actually laughed at this one. Jesus, I didn't know you could gently caress up a face that badly.

I'm pretty sure it's on the dude's arm.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 12:49

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Bored posted:

I like how is about to set fire to his nipple. I wonder if anyone has turned their nipple into the eye of Sauron?

Edit. A quick image search tells me that there are lots of eye of sauron nipple rings.

Damnit. Closest I could find is a tattoo of the nipple of sauron upon a dude's shoulder.

It's supposed to be wreathed in flame, not really inflamed.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 13:42

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

hyperhazard posted:

What the hell's going on with her lower legs?

Bored posted:

I like how is about to set fire to his nipple. I wonder if anyone has turned their nipple into the eye of Sauron?

Edit. A quick image search tells me that there are lots of eye of sauron nipple rings.

Damnit. Closest I could find is a tattoo of the nipple of sauron upon a dude's shoulder.

That looks like it's meant to be a Resident Evil villain.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 16:32

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

ro5s posted:

What the hell's going on with her lower legs?

Very boot cut.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 16:39

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

ro5s posted:

What the hell's going on with her lower legs?

I think it's an attempt at billowing bell bottoms by someone who read a brief description of what bell bottoms were one time 3 years ago at 3:24am.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 16:41

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm4ICqPHXdA/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1f0z801hkpox7

# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:59

Blendy: Jun 18, 2007; She thinks I'm a haughty!

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm4ICqPHXdA/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1f0z801hkpox7

I read that as Muggs to go. A+ choices on both fonts.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:06

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Blendy posted:

I read that as Muggs to go. A+ choices on both fonts.

Jesus, that E is inexcusable.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:15

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Blendy posted:

I read that as Muggs to go. A+ choices on both fonts.

�Muggs to go� before I sleep. :shrug:

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:17

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

There's no way in gently caress that's an E, I wont accept it!

edit: same dude
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcnkJryhuvz/?taken-by=artoftucker

Shoehead has a new favorite as of 14:01 on Aug 25, 2018

# ? Aug 25, 2018 13:10

Teketeketeketeke: Mar 11, 2007

Shoehead posted:

There's no way in gently caress that's an E, I wont accept it!

edit: same dude
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcnkJryhuvz/?taken-by=artoftucker

Holy gently caress. I can't even begin to read that giant mess. Lmao. Just lmao.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 17:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I think that monstrosity reads "SURREALIST". No matter what it actually says though...why?

# ? Aug 25, 2018 17:48

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bca3z4ch0yH/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1p7aseb26lapo

:thunk:

# ? Aug 25, 2018 17:50

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Hoo boy that took me a while to get. the two s's tripped me up.

He's also a man who has "beefcake" tattooed on his forehead.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 17:50

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

“Muggs to go” before I sleep.

Misspelled nuggs

# ? Aug 25, 2018 20:37

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bca3z4ch0yH/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1p7aseb26lapo

Pretty sure that says "Time is making fools of us."

Clearly I've been spending too much time looking at horribly-lettered tatts in this thread, if I'm beginning to be able to actually read them.

(Ain't no way that one tatt says anything other than "Muggs to go" though.)

# ? Aug 25, 2018 22:46

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

hyperhazard posted:

I actually laughed at this one. Jesus, I didn't know you could gently caress up a face that badly.

Content:

She�s way out of regs. Lordy.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 22:50

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Pretty sure that says "Time is making fools of us."

Clearly I've been spending too much time looking at horribly-lettered tatts in this thread, if I'm beginning to be able to actually read them.

(Ain't no way that one tatt says anything other than "Muggs to go" though.)

I just think of them as cryptograms, mostly because I use the same methods for cracking them. That'd make a good subject for a silly buzzfeed video; cryptographers decipher lovely chest tattoos. (Yes, I know that's not what modern cryptography involves.)

# ? Aug 25, 2018 23:08

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I think all of those are pretty easy to read but I look at graffiti a lot so :shrug:

# ? Aug 26, 2018 00:08

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 26, 2018 01:37

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I must be jaded from the last few, because my first thought is "It's legible and the lines on the text are sharp"

Now I can't help but see the shocker.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 01:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Say Nothing posted:

I'm surprised ricketyvickyt didn't post this one.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 01:57

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

CzarChasm posted:

I must be jaded from the last few, because my first thought is "It's legible and the lines on the text are sharp"

Now I can't help but see the shocker.

I thought so too but the cup rim looks wonky as hell, may just be warping but no benefits of the doubt are to be given here.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 02:42